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18 February 2012 Boxing World Magazine Feb 2012 Issue

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COVER: Claire Danes, Kristen Kreuk, Michelle Williams, and Eliza Dushku in white bikinis, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in black, all holding long sheets of paper and looking intently at them. Headline In Red: WHERE ARE WE ON HERE? THE BEAUTIES OF HISC CHECK OUT BOXING WORLD'S SPECIAL ALL-TOP TEN LIST ISSUE!

COVER STORY: Lists, lists and more lists. There are tons of categories in the FCBA and we'll tell you who's the best in all of them! Note that these lists are not meant as rankings based on results, but are based instead on our panel's opinions of who has the most ability.

THE MOST TALENTED FLYWEIGHTS! (Picture: A smiling Ms. Panettiere in a green bikini holding up her index finger.) Hayden's number one, but there was stiff competition for all ten spots. Yes, Mishy, you're on the list. You too, Cassie. 'Nessa? Sorry. Thisclose...

THE FCBA'S TOP STABLES! (Picture: Paris Hilton in a yellow bikini surrounded by the girls of Lookout! in a rainbow of bikini colors.) Bazz. Floydian. HISC. JKO. They all made the cut. But Lookout! is on top of the heap!

THE FCBA'S MOST TALENTED BANTAMS!(Picture: Lilly in a pale green number holding a candle in the shape of a number 1.) Evangeline Lilly heads a class separated by a razor's edge and including Dushku, Cuthbert, Munn, Pressly, McAdams and Spears. Nope. Not you, J-Mac.

THE NEXT GENERATION!(Picture: Alyson Michalka in deep blue.) The FCBA's most talented fighters under 25. Yes, Hayd, you're number one again, but we figured we'd spread the wealth picture-wise. And, yes, 'Nessa, THIS list you're definitely ON. (You, too, Cassie!)

THE TIFFANY OF THE TIFFANYS!(Picture: Biel in bubble gum pink with the number 1 drawn on her belly in matching paint.) Among the most talented lightweights in the FCBA, Jessica's tops, Charlize is on the list. So are Vonnie, Cole and Palicki. Kaley? Um. Maybe next time?

MEET US AT THE BEACH!(Picture: Brooklyn Decker lies on a beach blanket in a barely-there yellow bikini.) On the list of the FCBA's best bikini bodies, Brookie D is Queen of The Mountain, but she has plenty of competition from girls like Aly, Bar, Serinda, the Olivias, and of course Charlize and the future Mrs. Timberlake!

THE BEST BIG GIRLS!(Picture: Amanda Righetti in white stretched out on the hood of a big rig with the license plate "#1!".) Big Rig is on top of the list of the FCBA's most talented welterweights, with Bridgy Regs and Ali Landry right behind. Oh, and Wicked Queen? You made THIS one, too!

UM, LETTERS BELOW 'D' NEED NOT APPLY! (Picture: Hazell in sky blue.) Keeley Hazell tops the list of the FCBA's best racks, a list that includes Simpson, Decker, and much of the JKO roster!

FCBA'S BEST POUND FOR POUND!(Picture: Britney smiling in hot pink.) No, she's not number one, but she's on the list along with Righetti, Theron, Danes, Lilly, Palicki and our number one pick. (Hint: take the initials of the president who followed JFK, read them backwards and drop the "L".)

THEY WERE INDIE BEFORE INDIE WAS COOL!(Picture: Ashley Tisdale in lavender.) Patton. German. Ruah. They've all got talent, but our panel says the top spot on our list of best indies goes to a girl who comes in a small package!

THE FCBA'S BIGGEST HITTERS! (Picture: Bridget Regan in a coral bikini cocks the right hand.) Regan tops the list but Biel, Palicki, and Gale aren't far behind!

THEY RULE. AND THEY'RE FROM BRITANNIA! (Picture: Brook smiles in a blue and white bikini.) Kelly Brook leads the list of the FCBA's best Brits, one that includes Kate Beckinsale and Gemma Arterton!

SHOWDOWNS! (Pictures: Side-By-Side: Left: Michelle Williams in a white bikini and cowboy hat. Right: Vanessa Hudgens in a black bikini and cowboy hat.) Mishy vs. 'Nessa is number one on our list of the top FCBA rivalries (and, 'Nessa, what does the fact that MISHY is the good girl in this thing tell you?) on a list that includes Biel/Cuoco, Kelly/Cuthbert, and J-Mac vs. a guy in a funny hat.

THEY COME FROM THE LAND DOWNUNDER! (Picture: Yvonne smiles in a teal number.) Sorry Anna, Poppy and Naomi, but Yvonne Strahovski tops the list of the FCBA's best from Australia!

COMING ATTRACTIONS? (Picture: Allison Brie in a black bikini smiles fetchingly.) Sarah Hyland, Zooey Deschanel, Doutzen Kroes, and covergirl Allison Brie are among the top ten girls we'd love to see in an FCBA ring!

OH CANADA! (Picture: Durance in a Canadian flag bikini.) Lishy, Nasty, and Helfer all made the list, but Erica D. reigns as the FCBA's top fighter from The Great White North!

STAR POWER! (The Golden Goddess in a pink and black bikini.) The FCBA has tons of big stars, but our top ten, led of course, by Hall Of Famer Charlize Theron and featuring girls with last names like Spears, Biel, Dushku, and, yes, McCarthy, could put butts in seats fighting Kathy Bates!

EXOTICS? THE FCBA'S GOT 'EM! (Picture: Munn in metallic green.) Scherzinger. Alba. Saldana. Cruz. Park. Hu. And on the top rung, 'The Munnster'! There's plenty to like (and look at) on the list of the FCBA's top exotics!

SECRET SOURCE: MILEY HAS NO FRIENDS AT LOOKOUT!(Picture: The familiar green question mark on a black background.) Our Secret Source says Miley Cyrus's surprising success since her FCBA debut has ruffled more than a few feathers in a crowded flyweight division at Lookout! "Rumor has it Cyrus is about to get a push," our Source says. "And that's not sitting well with longer-tenured Lookout! flys like Lohan, Meester, and Fox. They see Miley as unwanted competition and would love to strangle her career in the cradle."

POINTY'S CORNER: Man U? City? Tottenham??? Who'll win the EPL? Poindexter Del Crunchy shows he know Football, and not just the American kind!

ALSO: EVA LONGORIA talks about her return to the ring after a long layoff and her future plans! BLAST FROM THE PAST: CARLY SIMON AND OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN! The two seventies songstresses talk about their boxing careers and their battle at MSG in 1976 that left the blonde on a stretcher! AND: ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI talks about how she stunned Sarah Carter and who's next on her hit list!