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19 February 2012 Title Ch Jessica Biel vs Adrianne Palicki

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UNIFIED LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE

Posted by simguy on 2/19/2012, 4:39 pm.

BEFORE: "No one-handed fighter in the world can beat me," Jess happily proclaims in prefight. "Adrianne's thunder-clap rights aren't going to cut it: I won't be there for the chin-checker. Plus, she's going to be too hurt to think about getting off herself...when I start having my way, all she's gonna be thinking about is keeping her arms in tight, and how best to get out of the fight without looking like a punk. Good luck with that, honey!" Pallicki unperturbed, taking the podium with confidence. "If I catch Jess, she'll go out," Pallicki says calmly, "but I'm not expecting to catch her. What I expect to do, is beat the fight out of this woman, and leave her destitute in the ring. I'm a complete fighter and here's where I prove that, because if you're only hope of beating Jess is to knock her out? You've basically given her the fight. Hurt goes both ways, and I promise you guys, and my worthy opponent that when I'm done, Jessica Biel will hurt. Oh, and she'll also be missing a few items she came in with - namely belts!" Jess in "Stealth" electric blue bikini; blonde hair damp/kinky; grey gloves. Pallicki in scarlet crochet bikini; hair in long black ringlets; black gloves.

R1: Jess bouncing to her right (away from Pallicki's right) looking to slash in from range. Pallicki stepping to her left, cutting off the ring while pumpin' poke - stiff left hands pre-empting Jessica, spoiling her pounce-step. Cat and mouse develops - Biel looking to lunge past Adrianne's long, stinging left...Palicki hopping back in her stance while keeping the left extended, forcing Jess to jump-the-gap, then feeding her a short right hand up top/lashing left hook to ribs, forcing Biel to withdraw. Good, succulent, thumping weight on those hooks to the body - Pallicki getting her hips into those shots, strokin' Jessi rangy for points.

R2: Similar stuff - Jess rotating to her right, then slashing in: Pallicki either picks up the blitz or she doesn't. Biel landing right hand leads on the pounce-in - cuffing left hooks to breadbasket while inside, but Pallicki managing distance well for the most part. She's keeping the jab stiff, straight, and busy - frequently frustrating Jess and warding her off. Pallicki's hopping retreats often coax Jess into gaps where she's met with drilling rights up top/lashing lefts underneath...the body shots spanking thick against Jessi's toned beef. Bell: Pallicki up 2-0 early, doing it with footwork, thumping body work and an educated left hand for the most part.

R3: Jess frowning, growing impatient...she creep-steps to her right, hands up to bat and parry at Adrianne's long poke...Biel bending at the waist, rotating on her hips, then looking to spring forward off angles. Adrianne's eyes SO focussed, right hand under her chin as she pumps the poke - double-dabbing it to track Jessi's head movement; keeping it extended to push on Jess as Pallicki's leeping back, causing Biel to jump short into gaps. Pallicki cleaning up well: short, drilling right hands forcing Biel to cover up at mid-range; swinging, lanky hooks up underneath THUMPING on ribcage, bouncing off the meat as Adrianne snatches the punch back quick.

R4: Same AGAIN: Jess frustrated by the length and discipline of Pallicki...Adrianne just fighting to plan, managing Biel's speed/athleticism with heavy jabs; fading to create gaps; cleaning up whenever Jess jumps in short. Excrutiating body shots bunching Jess up, making her grimace...Pallicki popping hips-right, dipping left shoulder and cranking that left fist up and in, snatching the mitt off ribcage and bringing it back to Adrianne's chest snappy on follow through. Bell: Jessica scuffing up around the eyes, looking a little touched up; Pallicki hard-eyed, super-focussed...you can practically see her ticking off the minutes-won on a scoresheet in her mind.

R5: Ripping left uppercut snaps off Jessica's ribs early...she backs away hurt, face all pinched in pain. Pallicki lopes forward, looking to add on...hops a little too close, gets clipped to chin via short-shrugging, super-compect Jess Biel left hook and PALLICKI GOES DOWN! Hoist on her own petard: Pallicki jumps into a shot and gets dropped...she's spellbound on all fours, giving her head a shake. Jess beaming, preening en route to neutral corner, taking theatrical bows, nodding to friends in press row. Pallicki takes 8, firms up on apron with dukes at cheeks, elbows in...when Jess comes for her, Pallicki's ready to lower her head and throw hot to the body. Biel absorbing pumping right/lefts against her ab-wall, but gritting teeth to get through it: she edges in shoulder-to-shoulder, looking to tax Adrianne's long body/young legs via chopping, cuffing work inside. Healthy two way brutality as girls bump and dig on the inside - both busying herself about the other ribcage and belly - Jess with swatting, cuffing hacks; Pallicki more with a dip-n'-lick delivery.

R6: Adrianne pawing the jab, then leaning in righty...she falls right into Jessica's scouting reports this round. Biel slipping the Pallicki cross, hopping in close and detonating hooks-off-chin from short range...Biel just fast-twitching the punches home, toggling the tall girl's chin. Midway through, Jess works the slip-and-counter routine, catches Pallicki wicked..Adrianne's legs spasm and she stumbles forward past Jessi's left shoulder as Biel grins in delight. Pallicki hits ropes in disarray, right hand on top cable for support...Biel jumping in from outside Pallicki's left shoulder, chops in righty-behind-the-ear and DOWN GOES ADRIANNE! Pallicki dropped to all fours, her right side parallel to ropes: Biel bellowing down: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" until ref bodies her away. Adrianne plucky off her knees, but swooning: she covers up earmuff, sits back into ropes to await Jessica's clean up. Smug grin, Jess Biel - she knows she's got a girl hurt and she's loving it. Biel wades in, braces her left shoulder against Adrianne's raised guard - hands lightly cupping Pallicki's elbows/hips to measure...then Jessi's getting off. Left shoulder bumps the guard; left hooks cuff at paunch; right hands scrape uppercuts along the guard, or cuff Pallicki about the ear. Adrianne battered, but covering up well...she ships a beating, helpless to prevent Jess Biel from evening up the cards through 6.

R7: Shutout Adrianne Pallicki! Pallicki composed off her stool - well and truly ass=kicked last round...she shakes it off, gets back to the plan. Pumping left jab scolds Jessica, pre-occupies, messes with her timing. Long legged withdrawal steps create gaps for the Biel pounce, stranding Jessica in no-man's land; short right hands skid off Biel's brow, startling her; healthy, snapping licks up underneath bruise those ribs, snatch at that tummy. Jessica rejected time and again...she's a frowning beauty, frustrated, unable to impose will on a girl she thought she'd be finishing now.

R8: Biel feints to the body, leaps in hooking to the chin: head-swivel Adrianne and PALLICKI'S STEPPING IN FENCE POST HOLES! Jessica hopping inside as Adrianne forms rigid earmuff: ripping, hacking lefts and rights tear at Pallicki's waist as she cringes forward behind her mitts. Right uppercut Jess Biel - punches gloves but knocks Pallicki's head back all sleepy...as Adrianne's backing away - Jess hops-with, catches her a left hook to chin to send Pallicki reeling to ropes. Adrianne hurt, but rallying: she digs in on apron, feeds Jess a scooping right to tummy as Biel's bounding forward...leads to heartfelt, two-way slugging as Jessi establishes position on Pallicki's chest. Adrianne upright, trying to shrug home tight little left or right uppercuts while keeping her elbows in: Jess pushing head in between Adrianne's gloves, slashing at the gut, then coming up top TORRID uppercuts ticketed for chin. Bell: Jess won't back off...she banks a little insurance late in Adrianne's gut until ref can pull champion off.

R9: Adrianne battered, puffy, but determined: she's up off her stool, steppin' left, issuing poke, and working the plan. Biel SO frustrated - wanting to close and tear away on the taller girl, but Pallicki's jab finding and marking the champ's face with increasing accuracy. Pallicki hopping back in her stance, cleaning up whenever Jess jumps-short: OH those blistering left hooks or left uppercuts cranked up into Jessi's ribs...she's shying away hurt after eating 'em. Pallicki not rushing, not improvising...she's dictating the terms of her plan, keeping Jessica's output low as Biel looks frazzled, concerned outside.

R10: Shutout Adrianne Pallicki. Almost anti-climactic the way Adrianne steps around her jab, now punishing the champ with poke as Jessi has to gamble. Biel lunging face-first and getting caught...as she pounces short, she covers up earmuff, absorbing those wicked, lashing left hooks up underneath as Pallicki just pops hips, arches her back and gets in there rangy. Adrianne grim-faced, focussed on execution...left hand banging away on Biel's dimmed eyes and sullen features as jab finds face with impunity this round. Right hand's there for show - Pallicki threatening with it, throwing it short, but mostly to set her hips to crank left hooks back underneath. Masterful stuff from Adrianne Pallicki - she boxes out the round, touches Biel up, and coasts to the finish line. Comes back UD10 for the winner and NEW champ - Adrianne Pallicki.

AFter. Battered but jubilant Adrianne Pallicki can't wipe the grin off her puffy face in postfight. "I got her beat for a decision!" Adrianne beams, still half-disbelieving it herself. "It's the greatest moment of my career so far. I felt like I was very complete against her. A lot of girls have tried to use that approach against Jessica, but it's easier planned than done: I'm really proud of myself for executing the way I did - my footwork, my jab, I mean, I BOXED this girl down, you know? And I'm proud of how I reacted to her power: she caught me; she was rallying, but I wouldn't let her turn the tables on me. When she hurt me, I answered, then got back to my plan. We knew she'd be gearing up for a slugfest, so my guys put in an attrition strategy - everything I did was done so I could tax her body and wick away her leg-spring. I love that in the championship rounds, she couldn't muscle up - I'd gotten into her ribcage too much all night, she just didn't have that finishing kick. Not to disrespect Jess because she's a great champion, but I truly felt I broke her down and owned her late in the fight. Go interview Jessica's ribs and see if they tell you different!"