BBU Bout (Site: London, UK)

Posted by Paulskln on 2/20/2012, 2:59 pm

- Julia Sawalha (Fight Club UK) vs. Helena Bonham Carter CBE (Marti's Maulers)


>Jordan Radio is pleased to bring you a BBU Flyweight contest; Julia Sawalha (0-1-0) will take on Helena Bonham Carter CBE (0-0-0).

Julia Sawalha and Helena Bonham Carter have been hyping up there meeting a lot in recent weeks. As very little is known about how good these two can fight, will the fight live up to the hype? Julia’s only fight was a loss to Vanessa White who is not the greatest fighter ever. They hyped this fight as a battle of the period drama actresses, just hope they don’t wear the outfits tonight...Marti's Maulers very own Helena Bonham Carter is making her big fight debut tonight at the age of 45.While her lovely opponent Julia is 43.I think this could be a quick fight, it should be a veteran's bout. Just hope they don’t run out of gas....
The arena lights are turned off as some weird gothic music that Shakespeare's Sister Song plays. There is a coldness about the arena very erie.Then suddenly the arena lights are red and a huge bang of ring post fireworks and there in the middle of the ring dressed all in black, is the gothic beauty Helena Bonham Carter wearing a black bodice and panties...Julia now totally upstaged runs to the ring in her red and white striped bikini...

>There's the opening bell!
>Julia catches an oncoming Helena with a crisp jab.
>Julia keeps Helena back with a crisp jab.
>Helena avoids a quick jab and hits a nice left hand.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Julia counters a left jab with a solid left.
>A straight left from Julia fails to land.
>It seems that Helena is happy to let Julia circle for the moment.
>We have one minute of the round remaining.
>Julia circles, looking for an opening.
>The fight slows as Helena sits back and allows Julia to circle.
>A straight left from Julia fails to land.
>Helena seems to be waiting for Julia to make a move.
>The time is up, and that's the end of round one.
>That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Julia.

>There's the bell for the start of the round!
>A quick exchange of strikes produces nothing worth mentioning.
>A left jab misses and Helena strikes back with a jab.
>A straight left fails to land and Julia is able to fire back with a nice left hand.
>We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
>Julia misses with an attempted right hook to the body.
>It seems that Helena is happy to let Julia circle for the moment.
>Helena eats a jab as she steps in.
>The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
>Julia scores with a jab that stops Helena getting too close.
>Julia hits a left jab.
>Time expires and we come to the end of round two.
>That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Julia.

>There's the bell and round number three begins!
>Between rounds, her corner told Helena to be ready to brawl if Julia lunges in.
>Julia uses a nice left jab to prevent Helena from getting closer.
>Helena moves in closer but takes a crisp jab to the face.
>Julia tries for a left jab but Helena moves out of range.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Julia counters a left jab by using a jab.
>Julia is caught with a barrage of big punches, forcing her up against the ropes!
>Julia falls to the ground! Helena continues to pound away, sensing victory!
>Julia is taking a lot of shots, the referee has no option but to leap in and stop the fight!
>The winner, by TKO, is Helena Bonham Carter CBE!
>Official Result: Helena Bonham Carter CBE defeats Julia Sawalha (TKO) in 2:09 of round 3). The match was rated as being Average.

And as promised winner, the Princess of Darkness Helena puts on her big black rubber gloves and grabs the battered Julia's bikini top and whips it off to reveal her ample bosom's...The biggest cheer of the night so far follows as Helena rips poor Julia's bikini bottoms off to leave her curled up naked and sobbing in the ring..If the fight never warmed the crowd up then the post match entertainment certainly did...