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4 March 2012 Gisele Bundchen vs Brooklyn Decker

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("An I.F.F.I. Proposition at the Asylum")

(Site: Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 3/4/2012, 7:34 pm

BEFORE:

"It's very simple," says Gisele, smiling beautifully. "It's time to check Decker. We're all tired of hearing how she's the top model just because she won that tournament. Now, maybe Heidi, who, frankly, is a fossil, couldn't do it. But I'm not Heidi. And I'm not some blonde bimbo who THINKS she's the hottest woman on earth. I'm Gisele Bundchen! I AM the hottest woman on earth."

"Gisele ISN'T the hottest woman on the planet," says a sneering Brooklyn. "In fact, she's not anything special at all. The only reason she's even here is that she just happens to be in the way. And, as she's about to find out, that is NOT a good place to be."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and I hear 'Come On', by Blackcowboy, and here comes Gisele!"

McCarthy: "Blackcowboy. Could this music BE lamer?"

O'Dell: "Bundchen into the ring, helped off with the robe. Niiiiiccceeee sea foam green number..."

McCarthy: "She'll definitely win the disrobe..."

Tess: "Not sure about THAT..."

O'Dell: "And OUT go the lights. And that can mean only one thing..."

McCarthy: "This is RIDICULOUS..."

O'Dell: "The laser show underway and, to the strains of 'Also Sprach Zarathustra', here comes Brooklyn Decker!"

Tess: "See? HERE'S some music from Jenny's era! 1896!"

McCarthy: "Shut...you know what? No! No more drinking! GET STUFFED, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Decker into the ring, helped off with the robe, and there's that yellow number..."

Tess: "Judging by the crowd, Decker just won the disrobe..."

McCarthy: "KEEP EYING ME, DECKER! I'LL COME UP THERE...YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A POOR MAN'S J-MAC!"

O'Dell: "Decker again giving Mac a show, but Jenny being a pro down here..."

McCarthy(mumbling): "I will SMACK that smug look off her FACE!"

Tess: "You know, maybe you should get together with Grace Park. SHE hates Decker, too..."

O'Dell(quickly): "Give us a pick, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Decker's got to be the favorite. I hate to pick her...so I won't. Bundchen pulls the upset! You heard it here FIRST."

O'Dell: "And we're underway. Decker coming forward, eats a nice combination from Gisele. Bundchen slips a jab, lands a hook. Moving and circling, not letting Decker square her up."

McCarthy: "Gisele hasn't had a lot of FCBA fights, so this might sound strange, but she's more experienced than Decker. Bundchen is 31 and she's been fighting at various levels for almost ten years. And she's using some of those veteran wiles right now. She's moving well, giving Decker angles, scoring points and keeping her off balance."

O'Dell: "Decker working that long left jab, but not landing much. Bundchen countering off of it effectively. Gisele side to side and in and out. Decker unable to square up."

McCarthy: "This is good stuff from Bunchen, Jenny. She's out-smarting Decker, not that it's hard to do..."

Tess: "Says the woman who thinks Pope John Paul was a Beatle..."

McCarthy: "Sh...nope. Not going to say it..."

O'Dell: "There's the bell to end the first and Decker shaking her head on the way back to the corner while Gisele walks back with a little smirk on her face, clearly knowing she's won the opening stanza."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "On to the second, and Gisele again looking to jab and move, Decker matching footwork now, lands a solid right, backs Bunchen up for the first time. Gisele fires back and Decker responds with a flurry that backs Bundchen up again!"

McCarthy: "Bundchen doesn't want to trade with Decker. She has to box her."

O'Dell: "Decker squaring Gisele up, backing her up, stopping her with the left, backing her up with the follow up rights."

McCarthy; "She's walking Bundchen down right now. This is where Gisele needs to show more movement."

O'Dell: "Decker a left. Lands another. Bundchen fires back...AND DECKER ROCKS HER WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND!"

Tess: "Decker's got a TON of power, just like all the Front Street lights, and Gisele just got to experience it first hand!"

O'Dell: "Bundchen backed into the ropes, covering up. Decker banging away with heavy shots, now going body, getting off lusty."

McCarthy: "Gisele in survival mode..."

O'Dell: "Decker digging to the belly and ribs, one model abusing another's meal ticket as the bell rings."

Tess: "And we're all even after two."

McCarthy: "19 apiece."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Bundchen's corner all over her in between, Mac."

McCarthy: "Telling her not to stand in front of this girl. Box her for points, wear her down. THEN go for the kill. Exactly the advice I'd give her if I were in her corner..."

Tess: "Can we see that graphic on McCarthy's training record again..."

McCarthy: "DON'T YOU PUT THAT UP...I AM COMING OUT THERE, TRUCK! I SWEAR..."

O'Dell: "Meanwhile, back in the ring, Gisele appears to be taking her corner's advice, moving her feet, working her left hand, showing Decker angles..."

Tess: "My favorite part of the graphic is the picture of Jenny looking like she just ate a handful of Sour Patch Kids..."

McCarthy: "SHUT IT, WALMART...DAMMIT!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, gang! And Decker's drinking, too. Ingesting lots of leather from Gisele, unable to square up, getting outboxed by a polish-applying Bundchen...AND THERE'S ANOTHER BIG RIGHT BY BROOKIE D! BUNDCHEN STAGGERED AND BROOK GOES TO WORK..."

McCarthy: "She's been holding that right, just looking for an opening, for two minutes..."

O'Dell: "She found one, and now she's thumping Gisele, got her backed into the ropes and covering up again. And now she goes to work on the body..."

Tess: "Any doubt Decker has more than one reason for working Bundchen's body, Mac?"

McCarthy: "None. These models are all so jealous of one another. There's no question Brooke enjoys abusing Gisele like this."

O'Dell: "And Gisele helpless to stop her. Brooke lathering the lats, pounding the ribs until the bell rings to end the punishment. And Decker pushes up of Bundchen! Gisele shoves her and the referee gets between them and sends them back to their corners..."

Tess: "Lots of guys would have enjoyed getting between those two."

O'Dell: "And this time it's Gisele looking pained on the way back to the corner and Decker with the smirk."

McCarthy: "29-28 Decker through three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Into the fourth and Gisele's got her legs back and is using them to keep Decker off balance. Bundchen boxing, angling. Decker working her left jab, trying to locate and control the Brazilian babe."

McCarthy: "Crowd is INTO this one, Jenny."

Tess: "This is kind of what the FCBA is about, beautiful girls boxing, and it doesn't GET much more beautiful than these two."

McCarthy: "Well, it does at THIS table..."

O'Dell: "Meanwhile, thanks to you two, half the audience at home thinks it's watching Nick Bockwinkle and Baron Von Raschke and is wondering how the channel got turned to ESPN Classic and old AWA Wrestling reruns. Gisele a right hand and Decker bangs back with a solid combination! Backs Gisele up with it. Bundchen moving the feet, scoring with the jab, Decker squares up, lands a left-right. Gisele ties her up, shoves her off, lands a left. Decker back with a solid right. There's the bell."

Tess: "Fairly even, but Decker's weight of shot won it for her."

McCarthy: "Agreed. And Baron Von Raschke is hotter and has a better body than Neve Campbell!"

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Back to action in the fifth and the pattern is set. Gisele working angles, trying to keep Decker off balance and box for points, Brookie D looking to square up and put the thump on Bundchen."

McCarthy: "Kind of an interesting dynamic, because both girls are having some success executing their fight plans. Gisele having stretches where she's able to box and frustrate Decker, then Brook finds the range and lands some big leather."

Tess: "For those of you still conscious at home, Jenny DID actually use the term 'dynamic' correctly, so this does not count for the over/under on how many words she'll use incorrectly tonight..."

McCarthy: "Sh...wait...no...PUT A SOCK IT IN, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Nice flurry there, and both girls landed some stuff clean, but it's Decker's power that got the better of it as she backed Gisele up."

McCarthy: "Bundchen not going to win even exchanges like that."

O'Dell: "And there's another, and Decker comes out ahead again. Gisele now moving again, jabbing, making Brooke move her feet, Decker squares and lands a solid two-punch as the bell rings..."

Tess: "Brooke's round."

McCarthy: "49-46 now. Decker threatening to run and hide with this one."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Into the sixth and Bundchen showing more movement now, bobbing the head, using the feet, getting off, landing some good stuff and then avoiding Decker's counters."

McCarthy: "This is Gisele's game plan, and she's been successful when she sticks to it. She needs to keep moving and frustratring Decker. Sooner or later, Brooklyn will make a mistake. Then Gisele can take over."

O'Dell: "Decker dogged. Trying to square up. Not having much success. Gisele elusive this round. Decker working the jab, but not finding much with it."

McCarthy: "This has been a great round for Bundchen. She's powdering Decker's face. Really frustrating her right now."

O'Dell: "Decker not getting sloppy, though. Sticking with it as the bell rings. Good round for Gisele, who's worked back in it."

Tess: "58-56, Mac?"

McCarthy: "That's what MY card says."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Into the seventh now with the issue still in doubt and Decker lands a nice three-punch that backs Gisele up. Bundchen snapping back with a jab, but Brooklyn walking through it and banging body, backing Bundchen up again."

McCarthy: "Decker moving her feet, shadowing Bundchen's footwork, getting head up and letting the hands go."

Tess: "And Gisele not liking it! Decker another thumping left-right to the head and Bundchen backed up again."

O'Dell: "Gisele trying to bang back for respect, but Decker not having it, just keeps firing away, more than willing to exchange...AND DOWN GOES BUNDCHEN! A BIG OVERHAND RIGHT FROM BROOKE KNOCKS GISELE TO HER BACK!"

McCarthy: "Shouldn't have stood in front of her..."

O'Dell: "Now let's see if she can stand at all. Bundchen to her knees. Going to beat the count. Referee giving her the mandatory and going to let it go on. And here comes Decker on a mission. Hammering away at Bundchen's body, backing her up, splitting the gloves with a right hand. Gisele slapping back with jabs, but Brookie D just ignoring them and continuing to work that hundred million dollar body. POUNDING that ribcage, ripping punches into the belly, briging down the guard and then going back upstairs. Referee watching closely, but Bundchen gamely trying to fight back. Decker bunches her up with a couple of hooks to the midsection, then slams a right to the side of the head. Bell! And Gisele must have thought it would NEVER ring."

McCarthy: "That was a BEATING she just took along the ropes."

Tess: "And she's taking one on the cards, too. I have it 68-64 now, with three to go."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "The eighth of a scheduled ten underway and Decker right back to work, banging away at Gisele with heavy shots. Bundchen being backed up, trying to answer, but unable to slow the younger woman down."

McCarthy: "Decker's moving well, staying right on Bundchen, walking her down, and just hammering away."

O'Dell: "Gisele game, but being beaten to punches, forced onto the defensive, backed up and beaten up. Decker patient. Not getting out of control trying to stop the Brazilian babe. Just allowing her weight of shot to slowly add up."

Tess: "And it's doing that. Bundchen's face tells the tale. Eyes vacant, haunted. Wincing in pain as Decker lands another shot to that abused body."

O'Dell: "Gisele trying to jab and move, but Decker's all over her, not giving her space, forcing her backward, flurries with a big right hand chaser at the bell!"

McCarthy: "This is starting to look like a beat down."

Tess: "On the scorecards, too. 78-73 now."

ROUND NINE:

O'Dell: "Into the ninth and it's becoming more and more one-sided, Mac. Decker simply walking Gisele down and battering her. Bundchen has no answers at all at this point."

McCarthy: "Her problem is, she hasn't been able to punch for respect, and now she doesn't have any. Decker just ignoring her offense and going to work, thumping her with big shots. Her legs aren't what they were earlier. She can't show angles or outbox Decker. It's become a survival game for Gisele."

O'Dell: "And Decker would dearly love the stoppage, AND SHE COMES A STEP CLOSER TO GETTING IT WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND THAT ROCKS GISELE! BUNDCHEN STAGGERED...AND STAGGERED AGAIN WITH A LEFT HOOK."

McCarthy: "Referee needs to think about stopping this."

O'Dell: "Bundchen covering up in the ropes. Brook goes body, THEN SNAPS BACK BUNDCHEN'S HEAD WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT. Gisele hurt, soaking it up along the ropes, but manages to fire back a one-two!"

McCarthy: "Nothing behind them at this point..."

O'Dell: "Decker digs to the midsection...AND SENDS BUNDCHEN STUMBLING ALONG THE ROPES WITH A RIGHT HAND! Referee looking closely, Decker goes back to the body..."

Tess: "Got me wondering if Brooke really wants to stop her...why isn't she going upstairs to try to end it?"

McCarthy: "Good point, Walmart..."

O'Dell: "Instead she's thumping body as the bell rings. Bundchen a mess heading back to her stool. Has to be wondering how long these next three minutes are going to seem."

ROUND TEN:

O'Dell: "Long odds facing Bundchen as we start the last round."

Tess: "I've got it 88-82 right now on the cards. Obviously Gisele needs a KO to win..."

McCarthy: "And if they load an ADVIL into her glove, she STILL wouldn't get one."

Tess: "Ding! There's one for the over/under! Mac, of course, means ANvil, not ADvil...which Gisele may take a fist full of when this is over..."

McCarthy: "WHATever, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "She may need more than Advil, she may need MORPHINE, as Decker blasts away, backing Gisele up, forcing her to cover up, landing bombs to the head and body...AND DOWN GOES BUNDCHEN AGAIN!"

McCarthy: "Not one punch that time. Just the accumulation of damage from that flurry and all the stuff before it."

O'Dell: "Believe it or not, Gisele is getting up! She's on her knees at six, seven, eight...SHE BEAT IT! Bundchen beats the count, takes the mandatory, and here comes Decker. Brooke bashing away, forcing Gisele to the ropes, and now HAMMERING that body. Pounding the belly, the lats, the ribs...AND BROOKE GOES RACK, SLAMMING HOOKS HOME."

McCarthy: "UNcalled for!"

Tess: "Like YOU never did that!"

McCarthy: "When I did it, it WAS called for!"

O'Dell: "Brooke with a left hook to the head, splits the gloves with a hard right. Gisele all but helpless, just covering up and shuddering as Decker hammers away..."

McCarthy: "Nothing but pride holding her up..."

O'Dell: "She's right above us, fans, and I can hear her screaming into her gloves as Decker goes back to the rack and punishes those breasts. Referee looking closely again, but the time keeper does his job for him. There's the bell. It's over. And a dominating, one-sided U10 for Brooklyn Decker!"

Tess: "98-90. That's about as one-sided as it gets..."

O'Dell: "And Decker jubilant, pointing into the crowd...no doubt at the fellow models out there..."

Tess: "Crawford's at ringside...Wow, you guys in the truck are good! Got a camera on her fast, and you can see how happy Cindy is about this..."

McCarthy: "DON'T YOU POINT AT ME, DECKER! I'LL COME IN THERE AND SLAP THE UGLY RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE!"

Tess: "For those of you at home, Decker pointed at Mac..."

McCarthy: "SHUT IT, WALMART...DAMMITTTTTTTTTT!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I'm here with Brooklyn Decker, and Brooke, that was pretty brutal in there tonight..."

Brooklyn: "Like I said, she's nothing special, she was just in the way. These previous generations of models need to be swept aside. They're obsolete now. Old boots like Gisele and Klum and Crawford and Schiffer need to be put to pasture. Or sent to the glue factory. And Big Brookie D is the girl who's going to do it!"