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8 March 2012 Kerry Katona vs Liz McClarnon

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Posted by Katie Price on 3/8/2012, 1:36 pm

- Kerry Katona(FCUK) v Liz McLarnon(Girls Friday)

>Jordan Radio is pleased to bring you a bantamweight contest; Kerry Katona(0-0-0) will take on Liz McLarnon(1-4-0).

There is a lot of interest in this one involving the ex Atomic Kitten's.Kerry makes her debut and no one knows if she is fit,clean,sober etc.Liz hasnt had the best of records in BBU but there is a genuine rivalry between these two.It could end up a war here.Kerry enters the ring in an all in one yellow mini dress with her boobs pushed up in a bra.Liz enters the ring wearing all black bikini set and looks fantastic.

>And here we go!
>Liz takes a jab to the cheek.
>Stepping in Kerry catches Liz with a right hand.
>Liz comes in closer, looking to scrap with Kerry.
>She pulls Kerry into a clinch.
>Liz and Kerry separate and we're back to a stand-off.
>We go past the halfway point of this round.
>Kerry hops around from foot to foot, looking for an opening.
>It seems that Liz is happy to let Kerry circle for the moment.
>There's under a minute left in this round.
>Kerry counters a left jab with a crisp jab.
>An exchange of blows doesn't really produce any damage or a clear advantage.
>Time expires and we come to the end of round one.
>That was a horrible round to watch, and the fans are booing quite loudly.
>That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Kerry.

>There's the bell and round number two begins!
>Kerry avoids a jab.
>Kerry jabs Liz as she advances.
>Kerry uses the jab.
>Kerry fakes a lunge.
>Time slips away as Liz doesn't press Kerry, allowing her to circle.
>We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
>Kerry catches Liz with a crisp left jab.
>Liz keeps letting her hands drop dangerously low, that's why she got caught.
>There's under a minute left in this round.
>Liz hops around from foot to foot, looking for an opening.
>Time slips away as Kerry doesn't press Liz, allowing her to circle.
>Liz circles, looking for an opening.
>Kerry seems to be waiting for Liz to make a move.
>Round two ends as time expires.
>I have to give that round to Kerry, but only a 10-9.

>And here we go, round three!
>Kerry uses the jab.
>Liz avoids a couple of wild swings.
>Kerry counters a left jab by using a right hand.
>Kerry scores with a jab that stops Liz getting too close.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Kerry comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Liz.
>Liz is pulled into a grapple.
>We're into the final minute of the round.
>Kerry tries to wrestle Liz backward and up against the ropes.
>Kerry can't do it though, and Liz is able to get free.
>Kerry catches Liz with a solid left jab.
>Round three ends as time expires.
>There are some audible boos from the crowd, that wasn't the most exciting round we've ever seen.
>That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Kerry.

>We are back underway!
>It sounded like her corner told Kerry to watch for Liz trying takedowns in this round.
>Liz takes a jab to the cheek.
>Kerry uses a jab to keep Liz back.
>Kerry scores with a jab.
>Liz eats a jab as she steps in.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Liz narrowly misses Kerry with a right uppercut.
>Time slips away as Kerry doesn't press Liz, allowing her to circle.
>We have one minute of the round remaining.
>Kerry gets Liz with a nice jab.
>The time runs out on round four.
>That wasn't the most exciting round we've ever seen, hopefully things will pick up in the next one.
>That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Kerry.

>We are back underway!
>Between rounds we could hear the corner of Kerry telling her to be wary of Liz trying takedowns.
>Kerry scores with a jab.
>Kerry steps in and hits a left.
>Kerry snaps off a jab that catches Liz coming in.
>Liz throws a speculative right, but it is nowhere near hitting.
>Kerry seems to be waiting for Liz to make a move.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>We have one minute of the round remaining.
>Liz tries for a left jab but Kerry moves out of range.
>Liz McLarnon doesn't look like she has much left in the tank.
>Kerry catches an oncoming Liz with a crisp jab.
>Round five ends as time expires.
>That round goes to Kerry, 10-9 on my card.

>There's the bell and round number six begins!
>Liz gets caught with a looping right.
>Liz avoids a couple of wild punches.
>Both fighters fire off strikes, but neither does any significant damage.
>Liz gets hit with a crisp left jab.
>That blow seems to have broken her nose judging by the blood.
>A broken nose will certainly have a big impact upon her breathing.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Kerry misses with an attempted right hook to the body.
>It seems that Liz is happy to let Kerry circle for the moment.
>The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
>Kerry counters an errant left jab with a straight left.
>Kerry counters a left jab with a left.
>The time is up, and that's the end of round six.
>I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Kerry.

>There's the bell and round number seven begins!
>Liz takes a jab to the cheek.
>Liz avoids a couple of wild punches.
>Kerry counters a left jab by hitting a nice left hand.
>We go past the halfway point of this round.
>Liz gets tagged with a right hand and ends up trapped against the ropes taking a barrage of follow-up shots!
>Liz falls to the ground! Kerry continues to pound away, sensing victory!
>The referee is forced to jump in and stop the match!
>Kerry Katona takes the win by TKO!
>Official Result: Kerry Katona defeats Liz McLarnon (TKO) in 1:47 of round 7). The match was rated as being Poor.

One of the stipulations for this fight is the loser licks the winners arse.Poor liz looks a mess bloodied nose that could be broken.Kerry takes of her dress to reveal her fat butt and the sad looking figure of Liz McLarnon licks Kerry's arse.
After the fight Katie Price enters the ring and pushes Kerry to the ground.Katie grabs the mic and announces that Kerry has failed a drug test and FCUK want nothing to do with her.Katie shouts YOUR FIRED! at the sobbing Kerry.