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24 March 2012 Sara Jean Underwood vs Kristen Bell

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Posted by simguy on 3/24/2012, 9:30 am

Before: "It's time to remind people of just how good Kristen Bell is," Kristen Bell says in prefight. "Sara Jean's just bikini-meat to me - a girl waiting to catch a beating to make me look good. Promise you won't have to look at her long, guys: I'm takin' care of business in this one!" Underwood plucky, looking to make her mark against one of the division's elite blondes. "Krissy's got good wheels, but otherwise, I'm not impressed," Sara tells the press. "I'm glad she's looking to put one on me, 'cause I don't want to have to look for her. At the mansion, we get paid to engage and work, not prance around: I hope Kristen BRINGS it!" KBell in baby blue bikini; small white gloves; hair in beach-messy ponytail with bangs. Sara in pink bikini with white polkadots, twist-tied between jugs; small while gloves; hair loose.

During R1: Krissy snarling, whirling hooks, clouting Sara across her mouth again and again, startling Underwood. Sara on her heels, but lifting wallop off her hips to brush Kristen back...Bell bopping out of range, circling to her right, then darting back in. Combinations from Krissy peppering Sara: Underwood covering up in tight earmuff, riding out the storms. Down the stretch, determined Bell wades in slugging right/lefts to jaw...Underwood stumbling backward, slapping back wide, in-effective shots, hitting ropes, then spilling to her right into her own corner. Krissy hopping-with, hooking jug...she claims heavily against Underwood's rack at bell, beating Sarah speechless.

R2: Whirling rights/biting hooks from Krissy - she's in front, bending/twisting into swift licks, pasting Sara face-and-jugs into stupor. Sara sliding along ropes, eyes staring; Sara blurting in pain as Krissy claims against belly and breasts; Sarah chased along aprons, Krissy whirling hooks from outside Sara's left shoulder in pursuit. Series of batting hooks to face drop Underwood to her buns near the bell: Kristen glaring down all blazing eyes, flaring nostrils.

R3: Bell a bundle of whirling fists, kissing Sara overhand rights/clipping hooks in quick succession. Underwood windblown, reeling into ropes, desperate to slug back, but missing over the top or wrapping punches harmlessly around KBell's shoulders. Bell SO busy: lowering her head to go hup-hup-hup against Sara's tummy; whirling hooks against Sara's jugs, belting 'em raw; leaning in to clang away righty onna jaw. Withering, non-stop assaults scours Sara along ropes for a minute and a half and PLAYMATE DOWN! Sara standing upright, hands outstretched as her head jerks and jolts around from KBell's accurate punching...Sara knocked into ropes, then dropped to all fours by the accumulation of blows. "Stay down!" Bell shouts as she's headed to neutral corner...Sarah Jean reaching into ropes, blubbering as she pulls herself up, legs a-trembling. Shaky 8, Sara Jean...ref figures she's good, waves Krissy back in and OH NO: BEATDOWN! Sara: back of right hand against left cheek; back of left hand against right forearm - she's a helpless vixen, laying against ropes, suffering as a heartless actress beats her without mercy. Punches pelt home...poor Sara sits in ropes; twists to her left as she doubles over, showing Krissy her left side. Bell: left hand flat against Sara's lower back; right hand pitching up and in, taking side-jug, working in under Sara's left arm, trying for chin. Krissy's backside shuddering violently side to side as she pitches to Sara...Underwood's face popping up from punches - her eyes closed, lips parted and THE REF STEPS IN! Unresponsive Underwood left hip in ropes, out on her feet...Kristen Bell pops a double-bicep, roaring triumphantly on the strut away from her TKO3 victory.

After: "Tuned her up the way I wanted to," Krissy reports happily in postfight. "My hands were too fast; my aggression level too high...poor Sara didn't know what was hitting her! I'm the best all around fighter at 110; I'm a better boxer than Hayden; a better slugger than 'Nessa; smarter than Natalie; prettier than Mish. I'm the total freakin' package, and if you doubt that, try asking Sara Jean about me when she wakes up!"