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5 May 2012 Olivia Wilde vs Emily Vancamp

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Posted by simguy on May 5, 2012, 9:15 am

BEFORE: "I'm really looking forward to this challenge," a contemplative Olivia Wilde confides at podium. "Emily's very multi-faceted, very skillful - and she's smart, you can see her thinking in there, figuring out ways to beat girls. I'm like that myself, and although I think I'm too much for Emily at this stage of her career, longer term, we could definitely be fighting it out for the same turf. Good reason to give her a good beating this first time out!" Emily cool as always in rebuttal. "I share Olivia's curiosity and excitement for this fight," Vancamp says. "As for being ready, I think Olivia's in for a shock. She'll be frustrated by my class; humbled by my strength when she tries to slug, and humiliated when I finish her. Yes: I plan to finish Olivia Wilde, and I have no problem saying that to her face!" Wilde in neon blue TURISTAS bikini; small navy mitts; long dark tangly curls. Emily in off the shoulder bikini in broad, horizontal white/royal blue bars; small white gloves; slick blonde french twist.

During R1: Girls to midring...lithe counter-clockwise walking circle, settling into wide stances/clockwise pivoting. Wilde: right at chest/left stacked beneath; stooping to jab gut; leaning in and out; bobbing at the waist. Emily: dukes up/elbows in; back (right) heel up off canvas...she's shooting swift double jabs ticketed for face, keeping right hand tight to cheek. Emily with the edge: she's keeping Olivia at arm's length; she's scoring stiff-n-chippy upon Olivia's beautiful face; moving well via sharp pivots to win turning battle midring. Break: Unique in the FCBA, one of Emily's cornerpeople is a designated social media girl...while Em's getting touch-ups done, she says: "Tweet this: 'Olivia already discouraged. Mission accomplished.'" Girl's thumbs briskly tap as directed.

R2: Same-same: girls pivoting/negotiating in turning battle midring. Olivia getting off better now - snatching lefts and rights licking across svelte blonde ribs, or swiping flat tummy. Em sticking to her script - organized stance; pumping left hands scuffing up Olivia's face. Down the stretch, Wilde jabbed to a halt on a pounce-step in: Em quickly deploying the right cross (chin); springing the left uppercut (sternum), then pasting Olivia an extra right to chin as Wilde's backing away. Em tells her girl: "'Breaking her down easier than expected. Shld finish soon!'"

R3: Em steps up the pace - jab constantly spanking at Olivia now; sudden right hands slicing across as Em pushes off back (right) big-toe. Olivia bobbing at waist, pivoting slick - she's not getting drilled, but she's under constant threat, forced into counter-punching mode. Wilde so swift and snappy with either hand - licking at blonde ribs, then pivoting around. Good stuff in spots, but Em's the busier, more aggressive lass through 3. EVC tweet: "Hurting Olivia now and busting her up! #pwnage"

R4: Wilde rallies. Nibbling jabs vex the Vancamp tummy, then Wilde rocks to her right to slip blonde jab; in over the top via slick right hand, checking Emily's jaw. Licking hook strokes Emily's tummy - quick pivot-left shifts Olivia's position: while Emily's adjusting feet, Oli pokes her a sneaky straight right, kicking back EVC's head. That's the way of it - rocking torso movements setting up slick slip and counter swatting from Wilde...Emily routinely pasted while trying to locate her brunette.

R5: Similar stuff - Olivia with hands stacked right atop left at midsection...she's leaning onto right (back) foot to draw Emily forward...as blonde girl misses her jab, brunette leans in, swiping swift-licking rights and lefts. Crisp pivots motor Olivia around Emily...brunette also sliding backward to lure blonde forward. Vancamp vexed, scowling...Wilde distributing licks evenly across waist/ribs/face through 5.

R6: Wilde erases Emily lead with the same cutie-pie slips, rolls and counters...Vancamp's jab missing the mark, leaving her vulnerable. Postcard perfect potshot punching for Wilde: the bolo right uppercut taking Emily in her belly; the swatting hook across chops off the right (back) plant-leg; the pinging lead right poke to chin, followed by the extra right...Olivia supple, balanced, slick taking her blonde to task through 6.

R7: Olivia on the pounce-in eats jabs...brunette stalling in no-woman's land, momentarily flustered...Emily licks the right uppercut off right (back) plant-leg and LIGHTS OLIVIA UP! Wilde glassy-eyed, spilling out of orbit to her right, reeling past Emily's left flank...blonde girl pivots to track, slings right hand hard to back of Olivia's head, chasing her to ropes. Wilde: dazed, forming earmuff, butt in ropes...Emily steps-to, jerks jagged left uppercut mitt-splitter, picking up Olivia's groggy face; puts the short right capper on top, spanking face tart. Rangy, batting right/left slaps Olivia's waist, setting up jolting left uppercut to chin again, UNHINGING OLI'S LEGS! Wilde distressed, gobsmacked: Emily strokes cruel right hand across trembling tummy; feeds Olivia an extra left uppercut to chin; cuffs Olivia left hook to right ear; locates chin via short right uppercut off left (front) leg and DOWN GOES WILDE! Olivia plowing in knees-and face, doing a collapsed downward-dog move from "hurtin' Yoga"...she tries to crawl forward, rolls over onto her back all stunned and sniveling...she's still trying to sit up at 10. KO7 Emily Vancamp in shocking fashion.

After: Emily delighted at Olivia's disconnected movements...blonde girl making no attempt to disguise cruel satisfaction following upset. "You know, we studied Olivia's game until we knew it better than she does," EVC boasts in post. "The jab was critical - I dictated to her with it; hurt her with it; confused and discouraged her with it - everything flowed from there. When I had her hurt, I knew I'd finish...some girls you just know you can handle, and Olivia's definitely one of those for me!" EVC tweet: "KO7 EVC. That happened. Sux 2 B Olivia."