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9 May 2012 Leslie Bibb vs Cobie Smulders

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on May 9, 2012, 8:39 am

BEFORE: "For the first time in my career, I'm in the driver's seat," Cobie beams in prefight. "My training's been paid for; I've had great sparring; I've got a real team in place. I'm calling all the shots - who I fight; where I fight; when I fight - that's a terrific advantage, and it's fun that I'm now throwing my weight around like Bibb did when she was on Iron Man. In the way that Avengers is so much more than Iron Man, that's how I want to shine in this fight. It's sort of like, kicking Leslie to the curb, you know?" Bibb all grumpy-blonde frowns at Cobie's high spirits...Leslie knows full well the difference major studio support can make for a fighter. "You know, the studio can't win the fights for you," Bibb says at podium. "When we get in the ring, it's going to be a well-prepared Cobie, but it's still going to be same-old Cobie Smulders: ho-hum brunette. My legs stunned the world when I did Iron Man - Cobie's a back up promo-fighter for Scarlett...I think we all know how this is going to end...all of us except Smulders!" Cobie in ice-blue bikini; black hair in small french-twist with swept bangs; small white gloves. Leslie in black lace push up; leopard print trunks (Bibb featured on Bytch Stole My look opposite Tricia Helfer); ponytail and swept bangs; small black gloves.

During R1: Cobie aggressive at the open - slinging wide right hand to blonde left-side lats; digging hooks amidships. Leslie grimacing under fire, waiting her turn to shovel right uppercuts to Cobie's midsection - blonde girl determined to stand ground, blunt brunette advance. Fierce, spirited trade: girls snatching at each other's toned bodies, bringing mitts back quick to reset. Bibb gradually getting the better of limber limbed wallopings...Smulders wincing, backing off - she yields initiative as leggy blonde girl lopes forward, strafing her foe via long right crosses; stiff left jabs.

R2: Cobie banging away to Bibb-body early - spanking tic-tock right/lefts bouncing off tight blonde waistline as Leslie gives ground. Ropes: Bibb scowling, trying to defend...she shows earmuff, Cobie squares and lashes long-armed licks to waistline - small gloves tearing up chunks of toned blonde tummy. Bibb shows right up in front of her face/left across gut...Cobie plies her with prodding left jabs, then pours in sizzling right crosses ticked for face. Bibb strafed, catching stout...she's taking a good shot; bending and rolling on her hips; answering back lanky off the ropes late to avoid shutout.

R3: Bibb loping to her left, pinging left jabs while pivoting clockwise...she's got Cobie turning, sullen in wary earmuff. Jab-jab-jab, then Bibb will lean in, shoving the rangy right hand to breadbasket - small mitt bouncing off taut brunette midsection PAK! No receipt from Smulders allows Bibb to reset behind her jab. Down the stretch, wide, sidearm buggywhip right hands lash against Cobie's flank...fat-free brunette winces, withdraws as blonde girl hops forward at bell.

R4: Cobie doing yeoman's work downstairs - lowering her head, chugging away all long limbs a-licking to trim blonde breadbasket. Bibb gasping in earmuff, then giving ground...blonde girl simply can't hold ground against these onslaughts. Cobie coming forward, imposing will, but not uncontested: slick Bibb stooping to loop in those sidearm buggywhip rights on occasion; jabbing stiff off the ropes; problematizing things for brunette even as Cobie's taking points.

R5: Spirited two way action traverses the ring - leggy beauties taking turns getting off. Cobie looking good behind intelligent, stiff left jabs - leaning into swift right crosses off the shoulder; dipping left shoulder to hook blonde gut off the lead (left) plant leg. Bibb looser in her stance, showing a variety of looks - she's confusing Cobie with a limber up-jab off the hip, then the conventional jab off the shoulder. Bibb bending into that vicious sidearm buggywhip right, landing it PAK! against brunette lats with impunity. Down the stretch, blonde right cross kisses off Cobie's chin...sleek brunette legs take the shot, but Smulders' stares in receipt, unable to answer back.

R6: Bibb bares her fangs, takes the fight to Cobie. Smulders swept along the aprons as limber blonde girl bends and twists into vicious rights and lefts. Cobie distraught, ass-kicked...she starts showing rigid earmuff in second minute, giving up her ribs to savage buggywhip right hands - Bibb just bending her back to drag those beauties into Cobie, lashing the leftside ribs raw. POOR COBIE'S HURT! Smulders' legs finally buckle, sending her skidding to her right along ropes...Cobie blinking back tears, trying to keep herself upright as snarling blonde-girl walks her down. Final minute a vicious, long-limbed lashing, Leslie to Cobie...Smulders sitting butt in ropes, crying out in pain as Leslie fetches her buggywhip after buggywhip wide to flank. COBIE GOES DOWN! Seconds left, it's all too much for Cobie, she bends her right knee to canvas, face stricken in agony as Leslie cackles in delight.

R7: Bibb now in complete control...Cobie very stiff-legged, turning midring, hands at temples as lithe blonde girl circles. Leslie picking and choosing from outside - keeping the jab on Cobie's guard, then harming her via lashing right hands to flank/waistline...vicious small-glove impacts digging at sinuous brunette chassis. Cobie doing a good job keeping her hands up, blocking looping right hands up top, but OH, the body she's giving up...Leslie able to lean in and apply the strap without fear of retaliation...Poor Cobie's crippled and numb from body-strap!

R8: Pressure from Cobie early turns to disaster as she absorbs a licking left uppercut to sternum...Smulders grimacing, pony-prancing on the spot when a lancing right kisses off her chin, putting her on hands-and-haunches. Cobie beats the count teary-eyed - she's plucky-but-hurt for her 8 count, unable to get off ropes when grinnin' Leslie steps-to. Final minute just a blonde lashing: Bibb bending this way and that on her hips, slopping the harm to poor Cobie as Smulders covers up stricken. Bright eye contact Leslie to Cobie after the bell - blonde's dominating and both girls know it!

R9: Crowd chant of "Co-Bie! Co-Bie!" fuels a first minute walking barrage from Smulders...it ends as her 8th round offensive ended - with a licking left uppercut from Bibb locating brunette sternum. Cobie sobbing in pain, cringing forward in earmuff...Bibb able to take over, strap those flanks, step back in good order, walking poor Cobie into torment. Blonde girl lashes away all lanky for more points, thrusting her mitts high at bell, striding past Cobie's left shoulder as brunette's still crouching forward in earmuff.

R10: Bibb steps to a battered, depleted, deeply discouraged Cobie...and whips her without mercy. Savage, strapping stuff meted out...Smulders devastated, showing face-in-gloves as she twists in the wind, smote and stroked upstairs and down by a bendy-backed blonde girl. Bibb's eyes afire, lips baring teeth - nothing fancy as she puts crop to haunch, dipping and twisting into sleek, sinuous haymakers to either brunette flank. Cobie beaten to her knees twice - both times beating the count...she's brave, but a hopelessly thrashed, sniveling vixen as Bibb lathers her to the finish line. Bell: Leslie lifting mitts and grinning...poor Cobie slumping into ropes, hugging her ribs and sobbing as humming legs continue to hold her upright! UD10 Leslie Bibb.

After: Bibb dashes the hopes of Cobie Smulders for an Avengers-fueled breakout...leggy blonde girl defends her turf with the most heartless performance of her career. "Cobie doesn't rate," Leslie shrugs in postfight, eyes mean. "She tries - she looks the part - but you put her in there with real, legit fighting celebrities and we strip her down every time. Love to wrestle her, just to put the cherry on top. Wish I could have stopped her, but she was well-conditioned - I'll give her that. Cobie came in able to take punishment, so I made the most of her