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16 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Lucy Lawless

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 16, 2012, 5:29 pm

Written by Jac Fac

Retro Bout Ca. 2004

'Downtown' was having dinner in a trendy LA bistro with sparring pal Kelly LeBrock when she looked up and saw the sexy foursome from 'Sex and The City' hovering over her table.

"Thought I told you to keep your dumb bimbo doofus ass away from me!" Julie snarled at Kim Cattrall whom she'd soundly thrashed in the ring some months back. Ignoring her, Cynthia Nixon pulled out a piece of paper and read a message to Julie.

"I'm going to kick your smart ass 'Downtown' - that is, if you have the guts to face me!" Cynthia told Julie it was from Lucy Lawless, aka Xena the Warrior Princess!

Julie blinked, looked up at the grinning foursome and said simply, "I KNOW for sure it's you funky ass clowns who put Lawless up to this. You want revenge for me stomping old 'Samantha the Screw Hound over there into the canvas. Well, it'll be my damned plum-pleasing pleasure to face your phony ass 'Princess.' Tell her she's got a real fight on her hands!'

The 'Sex' cast smirked and let out a chorus of, "You'll be sorry" as they departed.

A month later the fight was all set; in Las Vegas; at Caesar's! New Zealand born Lucy, aka the Warrior Princess, looks hot as she appears topless in black panties and a garter belt. Julie gets some loud 'oooh' and 'aaah' when she steps out in her trademark purple thong. The ref is one-time Euro champion, Elke Sommer.

Round one: Lucy is confident of her superior height and reach and in the early going she rocks 'Downtown' with a few jabs snapping the shorter woman's head. Lucy follows with her classic 'A punch', a vicious right cross to Julie's jaw. Julie is staggered and her knees buckle momentarily, but she does not fall and quickly resets herself before Lawless can take advantage of the opening. Julie bores in, intent on showing SHE is in command of her senses as she slams Lucy with several effective body shots, including a titty pancaking wallop that mashes Lucy's left boob flat. Lawless squeals in pain but the round ends with Lucy chasing Julie who is 'counter-punching' effectively; the game plan devised by her trainer Sue Anne Langdon - the woman masterminded Kim Basinger to her win over Vanna White. Lucy throws another big right but Julie slips it to delivers a quick left-right combination to Lucy's face at the bell. The round is even.

Round TWO: Lucy is being cajoled by the 'Sex and the City' cast to, "Go get that weasel." They viewed this fight as a 'slam dunk' for Lucy and have convinced her that would indeed be the outcome. Sadly, that's not the case as this round Julie is motoring around with solid footwork and confusing the bigger woman with her hand-speed. Julie hammers Lucy hard in the midriff with brutal force that doubles her over! Lucy is getting arm weary from her wildly missed swings while Julie connects with a pile-driving combination to Lucy's face, buckling her knees again. Swelling is showing around Lucy's eyes after two rounds of Julie's fist in her face but again, as the round comes to an end, Lucy pummels Julie with a good combination - but not enough to do any real damage. Julie takes round two.

Round THREe: Lucy comes out letting it all hang out. She wants to trade big shots in the middle of the ring. Julie skillfully evades Lucy's attempts to lure her into a mistake, then suddenly slides inside Lucy's longer reach and drills her with a left hook and a right uppercut to the jaw. Lawless is stunned and as her knees unhinge, her arms drop limp at her sides. Her legs are quivering and buckling and her eyes are glassy as FALLS into the ropes and slides down on her ass as the crowd roars their approval. The chant goes up, Julie! Julie! Julie!

"You got her girl; finish her off!" exhorts Langdon from Julie's corner.

Lawless staggers to her feet, muttering her submission, telling Julie she's won and saying she's giving up.

"No dice!" Julie growls, then looks right at Cattrall and Parker and delivers her 'coup de grace' to Lucy's jaw. The towering 'Warrior Princess' stumbles, then pitches forward and crashes face first to the mat at Julie's feet! "Gotcha!" Julie yelps gleefully. "I got ALL you pack a friggin' losers!" she exclaims, shaking her gloved fist at the front row where Sarah Jessica Parker has already gotten to her feet and is heading down the aisle toward the exit.

Cynthia Nixon comes into the ring to collect Lucy's fallen body, but 'Downtown' intercepts her and tells her, "Beat it you flunky!" Cynthia protests and for her trouble gets hammered by a solid right and crumples beside Lucy. Julie unfastens Lucy's garter belt and uses it to tie both women's ankles together, then she drags them around the ring tits-up to the roar of the crowd. "Downtown" Julie Brown is so hot she's smoking!!