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17 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Kim Cattrall

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 17, 2012, 1:43 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

Sex and the City was on location in Staten Island, NY and they were shooting a scene featuring Kim Cattrall and some fireman 'getting it on'. Kim was stripped down to blue bikini panties and the firemen were standing and sitting in jaw dropping poses as they observed her great long legs. Out of nowhere and completely unplanned 'Downtown' Julie Brown appeared to do a 'shoot' of her own. Julie had a fireman boyfriend who was part of Kim's shoot and she was enraged to find her vic-Kim (a gal she always referred to as a Big Doofus) getting this much attention.

"Hey! Get the hell offa the set!" roared Kim's co-stars, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon.

"Up alla your asses!" Julie shot back. "You all better keep away from my man (a fire lieutenant) or I'll cold-cock the whole lot of you."

Since Julie had interrupted, the scene needed to be redone and Kim was tear-ass angry and demanded Julie get off the set while the re-shot the scene.

"You ain't gonna do this shoot here, Big Doofus and that's that!" announced Julie.

"Oh yes we are!" replied Kim, hands on hips in her stubborn pose. "There's big bucks tied up in this deal!"

Julie snarled, "Only thing that's gonna be tied up in 'this deal' is your fat ass by a rope as I drag your out-cold ass around the firehouse. NOW GET OUT!"

But unbeknownst to Julie, Kim had been taking lessons on French Foot Boxing known as savate. Kim had made it to third class which was pretty decent. As soon as they faced off, Kim's long right leg swept up and hammered Julie viciously in the mid-section, driving her back up against a fire truck. Julie slowly got to her feet, struggling with the aftereffects of the kick. A fireman put boxing gloves on Julie who was now out for blood.

Julie circled Kim and swung with a right but Kim's left leg won this exchange and connected - again to 'Downtown's' gut. Julie was bent over in agony as Cattrall's legs were power instruments big time! As Julie stumbled in excruciating pain, Kim slammed her in the kidneys with a right kick, then as Julie spun with glazed eyes, Kim got her once more in the mid-section. Then she drilled 'Downtown' with a knockout right knee to the jaw as Julie crumpled face down on the firehouse floor.

The fire Captain counted Julie Brown out just for fun as the camera's captured one of Kim's greatest victories in all her fights. She'd taken endless humiliation and taunting about her earlier, losing, effort against 'Downtown' which made revenge very sweet.

Her co-stars lifted Kim onto their shoulders and placed her in the fire truck and the Department gave her a victory ride around Staten Island as she got to wear an officer's hat and short jacket which allowed her long legs to show as she continued to stun the firemen.

Julie's unconscious body lay sprawled face down on the firehouse floor for over an hour before she 'came to' and saw her ex-boyfriend in a liplock with her conqueror!