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17 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Rachel Hunter

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 17, 2012, 1:48 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

Julie Brown had accepted an invite to appear on a local Chicago talk show as she traveled out to California to train with Linda Kozlowski in the fine art of 'kickboxing'. That particular day another guest appeared, Rachel Hunter. Initially there was friendly banter between Julie and Rachel who had met casually at a New York party months back. But during the telecast Rachel starting teasing Julie about her whipping at the firehouse at the hands of Kim Cattrall.

"I know you whipped her ass in the ring there luv," cooed Rachel. "But she really brought you down in that firehouse."

The audience was warming up to this put-down by Rachel and Julie was also warming (actually hot under the collar would be a better description) and fired back, "Soon that Big Doofus Cattrall will get hers from me and how'd you like to do some friendly ring time with me in the interim?"

This was an out and out challenge to a rather confident Rachel Hunter who had once knocked out Diane Lane, a common opponent of both gals and, just like Rachel, Julie had sent Diane crashing down in defeat.

"Listen if you fight me Julie you'll be in no shape to continue to California," Rachel said, drawing a big whoop from the audience.

Downtown snarled, "Let's do it tomorrow night at a Southside gym!"

The next night we're at the gym where Julie zips off her robe to reveal her stunning figure in the trademark purple thong she wore to all fights. Rachel is drawing a chorus of "ooh" and "aah" from the crowd as she shows them her leopard skin bikini. Legendary 50's fighter Mitzi Gaynor is there to referee, still looking ravishing in tight short shorts showing her still toned legs and a striped ref's shirt tied under her bulging breasts to proudly display her still taut abs.

Round One: Julie is dancing smartly and connects with a solid combination to Rachel's jaw. Hunter moves back for an instant but then slams Julie with what should have been a 'haymaker' right to Downtown's head. Julie's head swivels sideways and sweat flies but she maintains her balance as her legs totter. "That your best shot there big wuss?" chides Julie as she clobbers Rachel viciously with piledriver shots to the big blonde's midsection. Hunter winces in pain as Julie laughs. The bell sounds as Julie points to Rachel in derision and taunts, "Took your best shot and I'm still here!" as Hunter slowly trudges painfully back to her corner.

Round Two: Julie is proving to be an extremely elusive target for the taller women. Rachel is throwing heavy blows which hit nothing as Julie counter-punches her and delivers punishment for each and every missed shot. Julie teases the frustrated Rachel with, "You wanna quit now big Doofus #2?" Rachel is enraged and charges at Julie with a murderous combination - but one which again misses, leaving Rachel wide open for Julie's patented left/right to the jaw which staggers her. Rachel's eyes glaze over as she stumbles way, flipping her limp gloves at a phantom target. 'Downtown' is glorying in this, deciding when she will officially 'do in' Rachel Hunter. The blonde knows she's stepped in with a 'stone killer' and also realizes she will get no mercy.

"Prepare to join the others," chortles Julie as she hammers a beaten Rachel around now swelled and closing eyes.

Rachel Hunter falls to 'Boxing Dominatrix' Downtown Julie Brown as she is walloped with the same great overhand right Julie has claimed so many others with.

Julie hears Rachel gasp, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh…you win…" as she drops to her knees at Julie's feet, then topples over unconscious, sprawled with her left arm flung out above her head.

Julie can't resist temptation and kneels to strip off Rachel's leopard skin bottom, using it to bind her ankles before dragging her bare ass around the ring for all to see. As Julie drags Rachel, an improvised version of the late/great Jim Croce's "Big Bad LeRoy Brown" plays over the loudspeakers; but now the new lyrics are, "Big Bad Julie Brown" and they fit perfectly here in the 'Windy City.' Julie continues her trip to California the next morning. While in the hotel dining room at breakfast she spots the swollen face belonging to Rachel Hunter. Julie laughs and points threatening at Rachel as she leaves for her airport limo.