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17 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Darryl Hannah

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 17, 2012, 1:50 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

After a solid victory in Chicago over Rachel Hunter, Julie Brown was comfortably ensconced in her seat on American Airlines flight #1225 bound for Los Angeles from Chicago. She had begun checking out a 'fight' magazine when she felt a pair of eyes on her. Across from her in the aisle was Daryl Hannah grinning at Julie.

“Heard you really cleaned Rachel's clock back in town Julie,” said Daryl. “Congratulations!”

Daryl extended her hand in a friendly gesture. Julie shook it but didn't trust Daryl's continual 'cat ate the canary' look. Daryl then continued. “I've been following your ring trail there ‘Downtown’.”

“You clock out lots of deficient opponents like Kim Cattrall, Diane Lane, Liz Hurley and Jilian Barberie. None of them can really fight but then, I say YOU can't fight either! Word is you're going to Linda Kozlowski's kickbox camp to avenge what Kim did to you in that firehouse. Tell you what though, I can kick your ass in the ring and once I do it, you'll be all set to hang up those gloves and let the younger tougher ones take over. Deal?"

Julie was flabbergasted for sure. “You could say it's a DONE DEAL there Hannah and once we get into LA we'll set up the bout.”

Daryl once again extended her hand to shake on the agreement. Once again Julie accepted the gesture and grinned right back at her. Two smiling faces but each having contemptuous eyes. Both gals got on their cell phones before take off and arranged for their 'trainers' to meet them in Los Angeles.

One week later it's fight night at the L.A. forum. Julie whips off her robe to show that fabulous purple thong outfit. Daryl has those long voluptuous legs in a green and white thong outfit. As usual in Julie's fights, Elke Sommer is the referee.

Round One: Daryl connects with brutal left jabs to Julie's face. Julie's head snaps back hard as she is belted repeatedly by the tall blonde. Daryl is enjoying this immensely and jackhammers Julie Brown with a right that smashes the Downtown girl on her ass. The place is going off it's rocker already. Julie is up and is hit again and again by a tirade of left hooks and jabs. This blonde IS the best she has yet faced. Daryl is taking it to Julie in a big way and makes her statement in round one.

Between rounds Eartha Kitt bawls Julie out for being an easy target for the long armed Daryl, “What the hell happened to the game plan you dope?”

Eartha is steamed and she slaps Julie hard, snarling, “Get inside of those long arms. DO IT!”

Round Two: With fresh 'marching orders' Julie slides inside of Daryl's reach and delivers a blitzkrieg of body shots which double the blonde over. Hannah's face flushes red from the pain. Julie is invigorated from this and continues this assault. Daryl is backing up and Julie fires her patented left/right combo to Daryl's jaw and the big blonde stumbles on those long great legs and topples into the ropes right on her ass. Julie is coming back and wins this round.

Round Three: Hannah is smacked by Sue Anne Langdon for losing round two and decides to 'slug it out' in the middle of the ring with Julie. 'Downtown' slips Daryl's big left and delivers a monster right cross to the leggy blondes exposed jaw. It connects and Daryl once again stumbles back and her eyes are glazed. She is ready to go.

“No Downtown No I was only kidding on the plane. You're the best...please NO! Ugh!”

Daryl is mowed down by Julie's flashing left hook. It's a classic blow and is featured on the front page of the LA Times the next day, showing Hannah going down as Daryl's long legs crumble in defeat to the Tawny hued 'Downtown' with Daryl stretched out cold on her stomach with her long right arm extended over her head.

Julie wastes NO TIME is dragging Daryl's lanky body around the ring several times. This victory has been sweet for Julie and is a nice prelude to her trip to Linda's K's kickbox academy