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19 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Katie Couric

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 19, 2012, 1:19 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

All the trash talking and threatening had ended. Katie Couric had told anyone who’d listen how she’d follow up her solid beating of Marg Helgenberger at Madison Square Garden with an even bigger victory over ‘Downtown’ Julie Brown. Katie trained for months; putting in grueling roadwork and heavy bag work with sparring sessions. Linda Kozlowski signed on as Katie's trainer and emphasized how Katie would destroy Julie with her “strong inside attack.”

Julie’s long-time manager/trainer Eartha Kitt, a veteran celebrity fighter whose storied career went back to the early 1950’s (and who gained national prominence with her legendary bout against Mitzi Gaynor in the late 50’s) was, as always, heavily promoting Julie's superior foot and hand speed.

Fight night at MSG. All of Julie's former victims are seated in the row including a defiant Diane Lane who still claims that Julie had beaten her with a “lucky punch.” That comment was lodged in Julie's brain - certainly stored away for future use! We're at ringside with a full house along with NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg. Former mayors including Republican hopeful Rudy Guiliani and Democrat Ed Koch are among the dignitaries that include Senator Hillary Clinton and her daughter Chelsea who are seated in a skybox with actress Charlize Theron - a member of the Clinton posse since she visited the Clinton mom-daughter duo during a California campaign fund raiser months before. (Story on our Theron Site).

On the opposite side of the ring from Julie’s victims, sit a group of Couric fans sporting “Katie's Krazies” tee-shirts. They’re led by Katie’s ‘gal-pal’ and former Today show colleague, Ann Curry who a week before won her own bout against Courtney Cox (Arquette).

As they’re introduced, both Julie and Katie appear sweat-soaked as they enter wearing their robes. Katie peels hers off first to reveal not only a muscular physique, but an eye popping G-string - a good luck gift from (Katie’s oft rumored lover) Ann Curry. Katie is wearing black stilettos by Manila Blahnik. Julie is in her usual purple thong with red Prada pumps.

Referee Elke Sommer calls both to center ring and as Julie spins away to return to her corner, Elke reaches down and gives her a playful spank for luck, whispering, “You'll take her, but ya gotta be patient.”

Round One: Katie immediately tries going inside to Julie’s body but the 'Tawny Vixen' slips sideways and delivers a solid right to the left side of Katie’s head that spins the blonde around. Julie fires a solid series of battering blows into Katie's taut midriff, putting a grimace of pain on the struggling CBS anchor's face. Les Moonves, chairman of CBS, has warned Katie she'd better not, “…disgrace my station” reminding her ratings for her evening broadcast have been, “in the toilet.” Again, Katie is staggered by a wicked right uppercut that makes her knees buckle.

“I ain't Helgenberger, am I?” taunts Julie as she delivers more punishment to Katie's face with that trademark left-right combo. Katie is suffering through the round and she looks outclassed. When the bell rings, Julie jiggles back to her corner with her upraised arms putting a real strain on her tiny top.

Round Two: Eartha has warned Julie not to get sloppy, telling her, “stick to the game plan.” Katie has weathered some heavy shots from Brown but she’s regained her senses and she opens the round landing a brutal left hook to Julie's jaw. ‘Downtown’ is down! Julie is dropped to the canvas, bouncing on her butt! Now it’s a fight!! ‘Downtown’ on her feet at “8” her eyes glassy from Katie’s crunching one-punch power! The two stand at midring trading shot for shot, Katie going ‘all in’ and giving as good as she gets. Again, Katie blasts Julie with that left hook as she traps the tawny one on ropes and sends her her knees! Julie up at “7” and as Katie closes in to finish her off, Julie ducks Katie’s ‘go home’ right and pounds a right hook into Katie's gut that takes the anchor’s breath away momentarily. At the end of the round, they're both letting it all hang out and the crowd is on it's feet as they hammer each other unmercifully with head shots. Both have swelling eyes, but it’s Couric talking trash at the bell.

“I’m going to town; and you're going down, Brown,” rhymes Katie as she prances to her corner, her muscular glutes all a-juggle in Ann’s g-string thong.

Between rounds Eartha Kitt is enraged at the beating Julie’s been getting and she lets her have it as soon as Julie’s butt slaps the stool. “I told you - use your quickness and foot speed. But OH NO, you want to trade shots with this muscle-bound bimbo! Helgenberger did that - look where it got her! You're lettin’ her cut off the ring, you jackass; that guarantees you’ll lose! Is that what you want? CBS running an endless loop of the tape of her dragging your ass?” Then Eartha brutally shoves Julie’s ass back into the ring as the bell sounds for round three.

Round Three: Julie begins 'dancing and sticking' - forcing Katie to chase her. Katie's missing badly as Downtown's foot speed is too much for the stocky, short-legged blonde. For the first minute, neither lands a punch, but Katie’s getting winded from chasing Julie and missing wild haymakers.

“Chickenshit wimp!” murmurs Katie. “Stop running; show me what you got!”

Julie does, but on her terms! A quick stop-and-plan left hook catches Katie lunging forward; then a right cross staggers Katie and puts her back on her heels. Suddenly, Julie is advancing, firing stiff left jabs, connecting solidly with Katie's swollen eyes. Katie's legs are plodding as Downtown starts beating her to the punch; frustrating the stronger but less experienced blonde.

“Gonna stick ME; were you?” Julie taunts.

“Damn right I am!” counters Katie. Couric throws a combination which again misses but Julie doesn’t and she hammers Couric with a right cross that drops the tiring anchor on her tight ass! Couric's legs fly up in the air as she lands hard and rolls onto her back! Couric struggles back up at “7” but suddenly she looks old and vulnerable. Ann Curry is biting her nails and worrying for good reason. Julie has taken command of Katie Couric as she whip-lashes her body with a series of shots. Julie’s picking Katie apart now. Body. Body. Body. Head. Body. Body. Body. Body.

“I give…I give…you win,” gasps the teary CBS anchorwoman, unable to hold her hands up any longer; cringing in body pain from the cudgeling.

“'You don’t quit till I say so!” is Julie's rejoinder. Brown winds up and finishes off the proud blonde with a left hook that explodes on Katie's jaw. Couric's thighs quiver, then her legs buckle and she topples forward to sprawl face down on the canvas between Julie’s feet.

Julie turns and walks to her corner where Eartha removes her gloves while Elke’s still counting Katie out. Julie comes back and pulls off Katie's 'good luck' thong and throws it at Ann Curry, pointing and silently mouthing, “You're next, sucker!”

Curry is angry and subdued at the same time. She rises out of her seat as Julie straddles Katie's naked body and does a slow, sensual striptease, making it two naked women in the ring. Julie kneels and uses her own purple thong to bind Katie's ankles, then with her steady gaze burning a hole in Ann Curry, Julie drags Katie’s naked body around the ring; her firm little breasts scraping and bumping over the rough canvas as Julie holds her legs up, keeping Katie’s tight round ass high in the air for everyone to ogle

The crowd - including many of Katie’s jealous CBS coworkers and several of her former NBC ones as well - howl and shriek, either glee at how the ‘mighty have fallen’ or dismay over another Julie Brown conquest. The once more victorious Julie Brown can’t stop laughing and showing off after her biggest, most dramatic, win in several years.

Ann Curry wants vengeance - but Eartha and Julie will make Ann cool her heels - fuming and getting more and more frustrated while others get their turn first - although nobody but Jack Fac knows who they will be!