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26 June 2012 Olivia Munn vs Laura Vandervoort

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Olivia Munn 06.jpg Laura Vandervoort 06.jpg

1st TECH INVITATIONAL

(Results: Simguy; Writing: Technetium)

Posted by technetium on June 26, 2012, 9:13 pm

BEFORE: "I'm excited to fight in an exclusive venue, and I'm super-excited to be getting Munn," Laura tells BLONDE! Magazine weeks prior to fight. "I love the support I've been getting from BLONDE! of course, but I'd have moved against Munn regardless...she's the kind of brunette who attracts attention, you know? I see a girl like that, and I automatically want to see how we match up. I'm confident of victory, but not cocky: I know full well how dangerous Olivia is, and I'm going to have to really focus to get her beat!"

"I can't wait for this fight," Olivia smirks during her WINE COUNTRY interview. "Laura is a prize catch - one of the best of the trophy blondes - so snapping her up is awesome. But also, after seeing what Maria did on Laura, I want to get in there and do even better!"

Laura in ice-blue bikini; white gloves; long blonde hair soft/straight, tucked behind ears. Olivia in white bikini; white gloves; long black hair straight/glossy, tucked behind ears.

During R1: Olivia grinning, coming forward - she's pawing the left, bobbing on approach, looking to step close and hurl right hands. Laura SO intense - blonde eyes focussed on opponent...she gives ground behind a crafty check-jab, leaning back/pivoting clockwise to escape brunette aggression. After the minute mark, Laura's check-jab slowly becomes more offensive...she's spitting it out there, right hand up near her cheek, palm out - clockwise pivots turning Olivia midring. Laura able to clout the occasional firm left hook to chin as she pivots-left - supple stuff from Vandikins sees her touch Olivia for points through 1.

R2: Munn ups tempo, crouches close, turns into short, chin-clubbing right hands to force toe-to-toe brawling. Laura: frowning, flat-footed...she's digging left uppercuts to Olivia's midsection; cutting right hands to Oli's left armpit; finishing up slappy hooks on Munn's jugs. Olivia stooping forward, ignoring Laura's work...brunette bashing her blonde wide right round-punches to leftside lats; snatching vicious hooks to Laura's breasts/tummy. Munn flat-footed, dug in...she's twisting on her hips, really getting her back into shots...Laura's lithe torso getting hammered and bashed in the exchanges. Bell: competitive grin/hard eye contact from Munn; wincing discomfort from Laura as she gets outslugged through 2.

R3: Hacking right hands to Laura's left ear/jawline have her stumbling to her right...she's nearly bludgeoned to canvas by Munn's opening onslaught! Laura flat-footed, hurting...she fits left uppercut to Olivia's chin, then trades right hands, nearly going down again as Munn wins the exchange. Laura bends in, slap-chopping a desperate right down and across Olivia's jugs, following via lick-snatching left uppercut off tummy. Munn leaning forward, dipping torso-left to pull a heavy right hand into Laura's left flank; twisting torso-right to slam hook-to-tummy. Laura: grimacing; body shuddering under Olivia's sledgehammering assaults. Olivia: SO aggressive, gradually getting the better of Laura toe to toe as blonde punches lose steam throughout the round. Bell: Olivia shouts "HAH!" in Laura's face...blonde girl stoic when facing Munn, but on the walk back to corner, Laura hugs her ribs, shuts eyes tight, lips parting in gutshot agony. Mary Winstead putting hands on head in exasperation...she tweets: "Here we go again! Laura's not up to this! She can't handle Oli's power!"

R4: Munn's a bully - reaching under Laura's arms, bodying her to ropes, pushing off, squaring away. Deluge of punishment for Laura - not frantic or hurried, just Olivia dug into place, strong legs anchoring bludgeoning rights and lefts against Vandervoort's torso. Laura grimacing - right at her chest/left across gut...she's shuddering under the beat of Munn's mitts against arms/ribs/tummy. Olivia grinning throughout, just being systematic and brutal...she's ignoring Laura's head for the moment, taking the time to paralyze blonde legs via numbing body assault bell to bell.

R5: Check jabs from Laura in wide-stance...she's sliding back from Olivia, touching Munn; hooking her chin while executing pivot-clockwise. Munn trudging forward, impatient to finish Laura...blonde girl able to lure brunette into touch-and-turn routines, controlling Olivia midring. From middle minute on, Laura's mixing in the limber right cross - pasting Olivia across her mouth, getting strong brunette legs to give a shimmy. Raking stuff from Laura - Olivia crossing her arms, bobbing in frustration. Seconds left - Laura steps in strong and licks a whippy right/left TUFF to gut! Olivia snarling in anger; Laura pouting in defiance...blonde girl sends a message at bell: "I'm still here!"

R6: Laura lively, springy legged in wide stance...she's spit-spitting her left jab, keeping Olivia blocking and bobbing. Laura leaning into long, opportunistic right hands, pasting Olivia across the mouth: brunette face punched to Munn's right, her eyes closed, eye brows arched high, lips parted. Laura shift-pivoting to her left, lathering hooks across Olivia's paunch, then jabbing up top to keep Munn defensive. Disciplined, sticky stuff from Laura...she's keeping weight forward, fists quick, touching and turning her girl for points. Bell: Olivia chagrined, shaking her head "No", looking disgusted at Laura's cleverness through 6.

R7: Laura doing her thing: weight on left (lead) foot; dukes up; spitting jabs or pokey lead straight-rights pestering Olivia's face. Munn flustered, backing up for the first time - she's showing right at left cheek/left at right elbow in retreat. Laura punching in a harder left jab; stooping to pound hard straight rights to gut...she's picking Olivia apart over first minute. Midway through, angry Munn loads up a right roundhouse haymaker, but lithe Laura steps-in, lifts the left hook off her hip to Olivia's chin and MUNN GOES DOWN! Just a short, accurate blasts...Munn dropped to her glutes, scrambling to get quickly up...she's angry, but frazzled for 8. Munn at ropes as Laura steps-to: blonde girl flat-footed on the spot jab-jab-jabbing; dropping the right hand up top; hesitation left hook whip-cutting at Olivia's tummy; more jabs to reset. Munn cranky, showing crossed-arms and earmuff as Laura's volume pitty-pat whacks bathe brunette in leather. Bell: blonde girl forcing bright eye contact; Olivia disheveled, looking harassed and fatigued for the first time tonight.

R8: Angry Olivia tackles Laura into ropes, ragdoll shoving and stacking her, then POUNDING away robusto. Olivia keeping head down, butting Laura in her tits or raised guard - whirling fists taking Laura in either hip/flank/arm. Vandervoort grumpy - right at her chin/left at her tummy as she stoops forward, trying to push for room and roll with the incoming. Munn strong on Vandikins bell to bell, bullying blonde girl with that bumping left shoulder; bashing away on torso both hands.

R8: Laura leaning in from outside Olivia's left shoulder, PASTING Munn righty-across-the-mouth - shooting mouthpiece off Olivia's teeth as brunette head tosses to the right. Munn's curvy legs hold her up, but she's hurt, pouting...Laura able to arch her back and fit a tuff left uppercut deep to midsection that has Munn cramping. Laura touching jabs while setting her feet wide, then dipping torso-left to crack a buggy-whip right in behind Olivia's left elbow; popping hips-right to lick left uppercut off sternum. Olivia: groaning, forming earmuff as she stoops forward...blonde girl weaving to either side of Olivia's protected head, slashing fists to flanks/tummy in and around Munn's elbows. Laura giving ground in good order at Olivia inching forward...blonde girl sidestepping counter-clockwise, extending her left to stabilize, then bending her back into more vicious buggywhip right hands to Olivia's flank! Munn visibly slowing down, unable to punch back...Laura's got brunette out on the end of punches, just dousing her in volume, then fitting her for the odd whiplashing right to belt the fight out of Olivia! Bell: Munn grimacing, looking ass kicked...Laura scowling ferociously en route to corner, PUMPED with Olivia hate.

R9: Olivia trudging forward into Laura - shoulders hunched, fists stacked right atop left at body. Olivia bouncing short right/lefts off Laura's midsection on the way forward, punching Vandikin's back a step. Laura scowling, fitting Olivia for right uppercut off overhanging pate; slapping close-in left hook to ear. Olivia continues to bore-in, working to shovel short right/lefts to Laura's body...blonde girl backing up, walking Olivia into right uppercut/left hooks, then sidestepping-clockwise. Minute mark Laura goes jab-jab-swift right hand...Olivia punched clean on her mouth, put wobbly butt as blonde stops brunette in her tracks...Laura able to sling a hesitation left hook wide to chin, startling Olivia, getting her to stumble backward on her heels. Ropes...Olivia frowning, confused...Laura digs-in flat-footed in front, twisting on her hips, tapping and strapping fluid punches from both hands slowly dousing Olivia in leather. Munn growing groggy, reacting late - she's startled by pesky punches on her face; cringing from licks and strokes across her tummy. Laura upping the volume, tipping side to side on her hips, licking punches to paunch; striping fists across Olivia's face; lashing leather to lats...no one punch a devastator, but accumulative effect has Olivia's curvy thighs trembling...she's leaning on ropes, looking shabby! Sliding straight right from Laura punches directly onto chin, knocking Munn's head straight back...Olivia's knees buckle, but strong legs straighten...Munn slumps into ropes, hands dropping, head lolling, eyes staring. LAURA POURS IT ON! Vandervoort hard-eyed, flat-footed, dug-in...she just keeps moving her hands, bending on her hips, licking and lashing, tapping and poking, cuffing and clouting and THE REF STEPS IN! Munn trembling, all but out - she's blubbering protests into the official's chest as she goes out TKO9 Laura V!

After: Stunning redemption for Vandervoort as she stands up to one of boxing's most violent punchers - at midring she's waving to the well-heeled crowd, blowing kisses, being pretty-blonde-girl as Munn gets a little TLC in her corner. "It was pretty intense," Laura tells BLONDE! Mag in the aftermath. "She hits incredibly hard - early on, she was hurting me and owning me a little bit - I just couldn't get her off me. But I tuffed it out - I had to! After Maria, I couldn't let another girl like this step to me and beat me to the body - I HAD to answer! I broke Olivia down body and spirit with my workrate - I didn't want to trade haymakers with her - just wanted to be touching her, discouraging her. It was great, seeing her sort of fall apart just before the ref stepped in...I'd have given anything to see her hit the canvas all used up, but that's just me being greedy!"