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29 June 2012 Elisha Cuthbert vs Jennifer Love Hewitt II

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#2 BEST OF SEVEN (NON-JMD)

Posted by simguy on June 29, 2012, 9:16 am

BEFORE: Elisha shiny-bright in prefight - always smiling; being pretty, being upbeat...she's up 1-0 on Jen - she's forced Jug on Jen...Elisha very much the classic blonde-girl-with-momentum at podium. "Jen wanted to open with JMD, thinking that would give her a leg up," Elisha grins. "EPIC FAIL! Now I'M up - I've broken her at her best, and I'm pushin' her downhill from here. Everyone's always telling me 'best of 7's a marathon, not a sprint' - but I don't believe that. I've got Jen cratering and I'm just going to pour it on from here. I get 2 fights up on this girl and you can pretty much call this thing! There's no stopping me, guys!"

Jen scowling, focussed in rebuttal: sturdy little body under a ton of pressure going into fight #2. "Elisha's problem," Jen contends, "aside from sheer stupidity and ho-hum looks - is that she's constantly over-estimating her ability, and constantly mistaking luck for skill. Look at her whole career...huge highs, big wins, followed immediately by plunging failures - she's all over the map! She has no idea what she's doing in the ring, and that's why she will falter, slow to a halt, and ultimately yield to me in this series. You pit a woman like me against a girl like this - over and over? The truth comes out. Superiority gets expressed. Elisha's little blips can't stop the inevitable from happening."

Cuthbert in midnight blue bikini; beach-messy tousle; white gloves. Jennifer in scarlet bikini from beach-ball shoot; white gloves; long brown hair loose, bangy.

During R1: Girls in similar compact stances: chins tucked; right hands at chins; left hands at chests. Fighters close-up, jab jug, then work in tight - tidy cuffing hooks to rival paunches; chopping, short right hands on left-side lats; hopeful, clouting hooks finishing up on trembling racks. Spanking back and forth concentrating on rival torsos, then Elisha comes up hooking to chin, PUTTING JEN WOBBLY-BUTT! How-could-you distress in Hewitt's eyes as her legs spasm: she covers up earmuff, giving away her tummy on the cheap as grinnin' Elisha hops in. Blonde girl crowds her brunette to ropes, left shoulder bullying Jen's breasts; right hands chopping at left hip; left hands clouting paunch. Hewitt firms, digging in stocky - she grinds HER left shoulder in ELISHA's tits, working the same thumping routine to body. Tit for tat body-bumping to bell - Cuthbert atop Jennifer but unable to close her out after Hewitt's initial form-break.

R2: Midring - Jennifer jabbing for Elisha's jugs, getting in there stiff instead of pawing at those puppies. Hewitt crossing with the stubby right to Elisha's chin...nice strong, flat-footed stance for Hewitt as she lines Cuthbert up, then cashes her in. Elisha frowning, absorbing terrific chin-checks...she's a confused beauty, constantly trying to regroup on the spot, but there's Jen at her jugs, then clobbering chin again. CUTHBERT GOES DOWN! Minute in, sudden collapse of stocky blonde legs caused by Jen's diligent rights...Elisha sitting up all astonished, hair in her eyes, mouth open as Jen jogs to neutral corner, jugs a-jumpin'. Elisha beats the count, slumping butt-on-ropes for support...she's hurt; Jen knows it. Hewitt wades in, sets up sturdy: left shoulder in Elisha's tits, hands low-slung, clouting/cuffing/chopping at tummy/left hip/left thigh off the bullying shoulder-bump. Elisha just miserable, but doggedly sponging it up, trying to push her way out from under Jen's left shoulder with no luck. Bell: smug satisfaction on Jen's face as she pushes up all "I'm big" off Cuthbert's chest...Elisha whining to official about charley-horse chops to her thigh, to no avail.

R3: Girls grind in again, shoulder to shoulder: Jenny's working, Elisha's taking. Midring, Jenny just massaging Elisha's jugs with that brawny left shoulder, feeding her the chopping right to flank; cuffing hooks to paunch. Jen mixing things up inside, clipping Elisha a nifty little right uppercut in tight - picking blonde face up all drowsy/cranky as girls are laying in together, then Jennifer's back on the body. Fighters rotating slowly clockwise as Jennifer's sampling Elisha - nice bell to bell attrition meted out brunette to blonde.

R4: Midring, girls grinding in mouth-on-shoulder...Elisha determined not to give any more ground. Bruising attrition at close quarters - one vixen covering up as the other beats her body, then it's back the other way in a stocky-legged stalemate. Both girls using the short right uppercut inside, picking offending chins up off left shoulders; both girls basing everything else on a strong foundation of body-pound. Down the stretch, Elisha shakes Jenny up thus: shoulder-nudge; swatting left to paunch; left hook across jugs; short right hand to jaw and JENNIFER'S HURT! Hewitt staggering to her right, covering up earmuff...Elisha leaping in from outside Jen's left shoulder, swinging left hook from underneath and HAMMERING Jenny's face back off her gloves. Reeling stagger sends Jen to ropes right-shoulder-first...she rights herself, covers up as rampaging blonde girl comes jiggling in, fists a-pumpin' hup-hup-hup. Bell: Elisha working Jen's gut in mindless hate...ref has to pull blonde bully off her whining victim through 4.

R5: Jennifer shows class, determination in feeding Elisha a shutout. Tart left jabs get Cuthbert to cover up as girls close-in - Jen crowding the guard with left shoulder while working the body both mitts. Shifting to either side, Jen's working angles even as she's muscling Elisha around with the shoulder...blonde girl sullen on the spot, getting turned-and-touched. Hewitt using stubby-jabs to keep Elisha occupied, then crowding in close to beat the body, then jerking in the tight right uppercut when it's time to shift. Economical stuff - Hewitt able to work, stay safe while handing out punishment...she wears Elisha down to a frazzled blonde nub through 5. AFter-the-bell left hook from Jen rakes Elisha's breasts, exposing blonde fatigue...Cuthbert whining to ref during break - she's drained, ass-kicked, petulant in her corner.

R6: Rousing hup-hup to Cuthbert's breasts beats her sullen at the open: Jennifer up in there all straight-backed and frisky, just lifting mitts up into meat. Cuthbert wobbling out of orbit - she attempts trade in straight one-twos at minute mark only to get her knees unhinged: Jennifer razor sharp, placing that drifting right hand bingo on the chin. Blonde girl wobbles into ropes, destitute: hair in her eyes, hands at her waist, feet digging in at apron. Jen in slugger's crouch, pawing her jab on approach...pawing...pawing, and BOOM: HARD RIGHT CROSS, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!

What a blast! Jen turning on meaty hips to slam the sledgehammer right across Elisha's chops...blonde girl's head given a vicious snap-torque on contact, her mouthpiece shooting out over her right shoulder. Cuthbert's eyes instantly glazing over as her right knee gives way, touching down to canvas...as Jen turns to her right, she clouts an extra left hook across Cuthbert's pate - just an innocent insurance punch - Jen doesn't even look back as she swaggers to her corner while Elisha spreads out chest first on canvas. It's over - Elisha frighteningly still as physicians rush in: Jennifer all big-bully grins and high-fives in her corner as she evens up the series 1-1 via THUNDEROUS KO6!

After: Elisha a long time coming around - gently rolled onto her back, then sat up for smelling salts, then moved to her stool in stages...it's a devastating pay-back whack from Jen to Elisha. "Yeah, I'd say that's the hardest I've ever hit someone in competition," Jen says in postfight, scuffed but beaming with delight. "Hit Alba pretty hard to knock her out, but this one was a beaut. That's the kind of punch a girl never comes all the way back from. I didn't just sink Elisha Cuthbert there - I sunk her career I think. We're gonna look back at this series and realize I won the best of seven right here, fight 2!"