Before: Kelly Carlson on hand to keep an eye on things. Lindsay a brunette this time, accompanied by Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson. As entourages meet, Kelly cements her place in the O&E pantheon by pointing out to Kardashian, “You’ve got something on your face.” Even Lohan smirks at that one.

Kim has to be restrained from going after Wilkinson prior to the match, but Jessica reminds her that it's Lohan's turn to show what she's got. There's no real history between the two of them and both fighters appear generally respectful of one another, although confident in their own abilities in regards to the upcoming match. Kendra looking to build off of her recent JMD win and Lohan hoping to keep her well-known JMD credentials intact.
Lindsay wearing a white bikini top and matching shorts, with matching gloves; brunette hair in a fighting ponytail. Kendra wearing baby-blue tie-side bikini, black gloves, blonde hair loose down her back.

R1: Kendra ducks a left to the head, sets Lilo’s rack ‘aswingin with left-right to the jugs. A toe-to-toe slapfest moving side to side across center ring ensues, with both fighters targeting the outside of enemy racks. Girls clinch and tumble along ropes pitching uppercuts to tummy and tits. Locked fighters push off ropes, stamp back to center-ring, still thumping bellies and breasts.

Two minutes in, girls separate by unspoken agreement and thumb tears out of their eyes. Brawlers come back together, embrace as punches wrap around, pinwheel a half-circle, Kendra pitches Lindsay into ropes, and Lindsay’s feet come off the ground. Kendra closes in to follow up and Lohan bounces off the ropes with increased momentum, swinging up a wild right uppercut that catches Wilkinson off guard. The entire crowd appears caught by surprise too, with Carlson and Kardashian both on their feet, cheering on their respective fighters. Kendra's head whips backwards from the force of the blow as she stumbles, Kendra seemingly out on her feet with a dazed look on her face. Lohan follows up with a subsequent trio of right hands to put her blonde foe on the canvas, and KO1 Lindsay Lohan!

After: Lindsay takes a long, slow walk around the ring as she takes her gloves off. Kardashian through the ropes lickety-split, screaming at a slowly reviving Kendra incoherently. Kim begins to pull her t-shirt up, baring a red bra, when she is tapped on the shoulder. Lindsay grabs her by shirt collar and waistband of her shorts and pitches her over to the ropes. Jessica on the outside grabs her ankles, pulls her the rest of the way out of the ring. Simpson and Kardashian argue on the outside, but Lindsay hasn’t been this dominant in a LONG time, and she has no intention of sharing. Lindsay pulls Kendra out to the center of the ring. Lowering the unresisting blonde to the canvas, she climbs on top and grapevines her prey. Lindsay begins rubbing her breasts on Kendra’s face, eyes closed, lips parted, humming to herself. For now, she merely impedes Kendra’s breathing, rather than cutting it off, enjoying the feel of the blonde’s gasps and exhalations against her skin.
Finally, Kelly clears her throat, taps her “watch.” Lindsay looks annoyed, but moves in to finish. Lookout fighters have been blowing kisses to their foes after particularly effective rounds for the last couple of months, now Lindsay takes it a step farther. She pinches Kendra’s nostrils shut, waits for her to open her mouth, then plants an open-mouthed kiss, blocking off her airway! Kendra’s eyes fly open, then slowly close as the full smother takes its toll. Just as Kendra's eyes are about to close shut, Lindsay breaks the kiss with a vindictive little smirk. Jessica Simpson steps forward this time, hands on her hips as she is still standing between Lohan and an irate Kardashian, but Lindsay simply winks and lowers her chest down for a complete and final smother. Lilo shimmies her shoulders for a tight seal created by her cleavage to send her blonde rival to sweet, blissful slumber. It doesn't take long for Kendra to pass out entirely in Lindsay's cleavage and Lohan leaves satisfied, with Jessica Simpson and a furious Kim Kardashian in her wake.