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11 July 2012 Lola Falana vs Donna Summer

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RETRO 1979

Posted by Jac Fac on July 11, 2012, 1:40 pm

Story by Jac Fac

The disco era is reaching it's apex and we’re in Las Vegas, Nevada where Donna Summer has brought her show a week-long stand at the historic Sands Casino-Hotel. Tourists are excited and the high rollers are packing the room nightly to see Donna blowing all sorts of guys away in a scant purple disco skirt and those strands of cloth which hang along her voluptuous thighs.

The revenue is flowing but lots of that stash has been diverted from the cross town Flamingo where Lola Falana has been drawing crowds for a number of years. This whole disco thing is pissing off Lola’s backers and the cash flow is woeful since Summer's appearance. To add to Lola's anger, Donna has been dissing from the stage - drawing lots of laughs at Falana's expense.

“Old lady got a tired show over there at that pink bird joint,” jibes Donna. “Time for some stimulation out here on the desert don't you think?”

The nightly crowds are loving everything about the 'Bad Girl' so Lola stalks over to the Sands on the fourth night and confronts Donna backstage after her show.

“Hey there sweet thing,” teases Donna. “Heard you're really pissed at me.”

Lola has to be restrained by several of her entourage as she snarls, “This place ain't big enough for the two of us!”

“Yeah?” replies Donna. “An’ jus’ what the hell you gonna do ‘bout it, woman?”

“I think you know the answer to that, Miss Smart Ass,” comes Lola's retort. “I'm going to knock your sorry ass out cold, right there on stage your last night!”

“Oh yeah? Well, you're wrong about that Jersey girl,” is the best Donna can do for a snappy comeback.
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Now it's 'FIGHT NIGHT' at the Sands and Shirley MacLaine is refereeing. Shirley calls both combatants to center ring, puts her hands on their shoulders and pulls them close as she says breathily, “Alright gals, let’s rumble.”

Round One. Falana is looking to take Donna out early with her famous left hook that jacked both Joey Heatherton and Mitzi Gaynor. Ever since her loss to Lola, Heatherton has been in Falana's corner, and she’s there again tonight as always. “Get her boss, get her!” roots Heatherton. Lola's flurry of hooks and jabs are dodged by the fleet Donna Summer.

“How'd you EVER beat ANYone?” teases Summer.

Her remark is followed by a vicious right squarely to Falana's jaw and the Afro/Cuban American is dropped hard to her firm ass. The place is rocking and Donna Summer is the object of their adulation.

Joey is alarmed; she’s NEVER seen anyone do that to her conqueror and idol. Lola is glassy eyed as she stumbles to her feet. She has enough, though, to deliver her trademark left hook to Donna's jaw, but Summer's strong legs hold her up and she is only momentarily stunned. Falana is psyched out on the negative side by this. That shot would have brought down literally anyone else.

“Time to meet your maker there, old gal,” laughs Donna whose body and head shots are rocking Falana badly. There’s still a minute and a half to go in the round when Donna's left hook hammers dead on to the tip of Falana's jaw. Lola can only stumble on wobbly legs as Donna clocks her out with a brutal overhand right!

Falana's body rockets into the ropes and she bounces off, her legs buckle and she pitches forward, crashing to the canvas out cold and flat on her face with her arms extended overhead.

Donna can’t resist as she knees and tears off Lola's showgirl outfit, then drags her nude body over to the edge of the ring and drapes her belly down over the middle rope.

Donna uses a magic marker to write, 'Beat Girl' on Lola'a butt cheeks, then dances around the ring to the tune of 'Hot Stuff'!

Donna is the hot new act in Vegas and gets signed to a six month extension following this rout. It's eternally 'Summer Time' in Vegas from now on, baby!