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12 July 2012 Naomi Campbell vs Kate Beckinsale and Victoria Beckham

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Posted by Archer on July 12, 2012, 6:43 pm,

Story by Jac Fac

Retro Bout Ca. 2004

Naomi had just returned from one of her 'anger management classes and stopped in a downtown LA spot for lunch. The classes weren't taking all that well and Naomi still had issues and tended to jump on those she felt were getting under her skin. It just so happened that both Kate Beckinsale and Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham) were dining together in the place Naomi selected. Both looked up when she arrived. Posh had won a free for all cat fight against Naomi awhile back. Since then Naomi had taken up boxing and was making strides. Still, Posh couldn't help but fling a dig Naomis way. 'How are those 'stop getting pissed' courses going there oh hot one? Naomi saw red. She picked up the iced tea by Posh and dumped it all down Posh's dress.
"Not well b###h, as you can plainly see! Keep shooting your trap off and I'll close both your damned eyes with some boxing gloves. Your pal's there as well; same fight too."

"Let us get this straight," said Beckinsale. "You'll fight us in the same bout?"

"That's the story wench!" shot back Naomi.

"Good to Go?" Posh replied. "The Killer B's are good to go."

The fight is held at Caesar's palace in Las Vegas. Beckinsale in the bikini on she wore as a newlywed which says 'Mrs. Wiseman' on the butt. Posh is in a thong as is Naomi.

ROUND ONE
Posh starts off for the 'Killer B's' as the bell rings. Naomi hammers Posh with stinging lefts to the face. Posh's head repeatedly snaps back. The lefts are powerful and soon Posh's eyes are swollen. She stumbles back to the corner.

"Ready for me to take her on luv?" asks Kate.

"Not yet," Posh groans. "I can take her, I know I can!"

But Kate isn't sure about that.

ROUND TWO
Naomi is now ready to take down her first 'B girl'. Once again she lands solid lefts to Posh's eyes plus one to the jaw. Posh is staggered by the jaw shot and stumbles whereupon Naomi fires a roundhouse right directly to Posh's exposed chin. It drives Posh so hard across the ring that she falls on her ass and does a backflip, ending up sprawled face down on the canvas - out cold!

ROUND THREE
Kate Beckinsale steps in to avenge her beaten partner. It's a shorter, more merciful end for her in the fight as Naomi hits her several long shots with the left and then hammers home that brutal right. Kate stands upright for a moment, her arms completing the punches her now unconscious brain had commanded. She's out on her feet! Naomi just grins as, suddenly, Kate topples over on her back out cold as well!

Naomi is soaking up the crowd's adulation which is being lead by her one-time galpal, but now bitter rival Tyra Banks!

Naomi jams smelling salts under the gals noses and they come to but only long enough to pay tribute to their conqueror by repeating after her, "Killer B's are no match for the Big C!"

Once they say that Naomi dispatches each with an uppercut after she's taken Beckinsale's bikini bottom off and tied the two beaten fighter's ankles together. Then she hits Kate with a left uppercut at the same time she hits Posh with the right. Both rock backward, then pitch over forward, landing face down, out cold once more.

Beckinsale's bare ass glows in the lights of Caesar's palace and Naomi stands over both of her victims with her legs spead apart and howls with delight.