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13 July 2012 Naomi Campbell vs Kathleen Turner

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Posted by Jac Fac on July 13, 2012, 5:44 pm

Story by Jac Fac

Circa 2004

Across town from the pool hall, another Hollywood Party was going full blast and like any good Hollywood party, there were lots of models and even more actresses. Of course, Naomi came to check out who she might be able to line up as her next victim...er, opponent! She'd heard all about how Charlize Theron had left the country after her humiliating defeat at the hands of Naomi ("gone to South Africa to get in shape for a rematch" or so the story went!)

Jennifer Garner was at the party, sitting with Kathleen Turner with whom (Naomi had heard underground rumors claimed) was something of a 'mentor' for Jennifer. When Naomi came upon them she couldn't have been happier!

"Well lookie who's here," chortled Kathleen as Jennifer beamed up smugly at Naomi. "Say hello to the REAL champ Naomi!" Kathleen beamed, wrapping her arm around Jennifer's shoulders and giving her 'protégé' a hug. "She beat your lanky, skanky ass like a Watusi tribal drum!"

Naomi bristled as she shot back, "You'd best shut the hell up you old broad; before it's your fat ass that gets kicked!"

"Oh my, my," Kathleen teased. "That anger management still an issue for you Naomi?"

Jennifer remained strangely silent while Naomi was in a 'tear ass' mood as she continued, "You know what, you old has-been? I could whip you with ONE hand and it's my left."

"You're kidding aren't you," came back Kathleen, looking a little taken aback at Naomi's braggadocio since Kathleen had something of a rep as a toughgal (in her day).

"Nope," Naomi said, puffing out her perky chest. "Just stop by my place after the party and I'll show you. Hell, bring the CHUMP, er, I mean CHAMP along with you if you like!"

Jennifer's face reddened now as she wanted to leap up and slap Naomi's insolent mouth, but she managed to holdher tongue.

Little more than an hour later, Naomi entered her ring outfitted in her usual black bikini. Kathleen had come straight from the party without any clothes but the ones on her back. She quickly peeled off her dress and stripped down to panties and garters (a la Prizzi's Honor) along with her high heels. The agreed upon rules were that Naomi would get only ONE shot at some point during the fight with her right hand; all other punches must be delivered with her left.

ROUND ONE
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham rang the bell and the fight started as Naomi manuevered away from Kathleen's power which was her right hand. Suddenly, Kathleen fired a left hook to Naomi's exposed side and it hurt like hell. She bent over and Kathleen hammered her with a right uppercut that send Naomi skidding across the canvas on her butt.

Jennifer Garner, along with a number of other startlets rooting for Turner sent up a huge roar as the 'Dark Dominatrix' was knocked down for the first time in more fights than she could recall. She recovered quickly however, regained her feet and as Kathleen moved in, Naomi connected skillfully and frequently with her rapier left jab! Kathleen's eyes quickly started swelling but she kept boring in as she drove more shots to Naomi's long, lean, lanky body. Kathleen certainly could hit hard! ROUND ONE went to Kathleen.

ROUND TWO
The second round saw Naomi moving more swiftly in the ring, using her longer, younger legs and forcing Kathleen to miss with her booming rights. Their age difference was beginning to tell and Naomi capitalized as Kathleen began to breath heavily. Naomi began hammering Kathleen with the left while continuing to reserve her mighty right hand, keeping it cocked menacingly at her jawline. Kathleen's eyes were now swelling closed and Naomi was starting to 'have fun'. She played with her prey, allowed Kathleen the luxury of standing still while hitting her with more body shots, working her way up to her face again. The bruising and swelling on Kathleen was intensifying as the second round wore on and then Naomi caught Kathleen flush on the jaw with that hard left hook! Kathleen went flying back into the ropes, rebounded off them and dropped to her knees, then tumbled over on her heaving bare breasts which pancaked beneath her.

Kathleen got up to one knee and muttered through swollen lips, "You lucky pig! You'll pay for that!"

Naomi laughed, "Not tonight honey bun and sweet dreams!"

Kathleen never saw the right hand that crashed into her jaw and drove her across the ring a la Posh. Except Kathleen, unlike Posh, didn't flip over. Her legs just wobbled under her as she staggered and then pitched forward like a downed gunfighter. Her knees hit the canvas and her lower legs splayed up for a moment before her limp body settled on the canvas!

While Kate Beckinsale counted the former Hollywood 'Tough Woman' out, the stunned starlets filed out in silence, having watched their veteran idol fall to the truly toughest 'Tough Woman' yet! Naomi had Kate throw a robe over Kathleen's thighs but left her ample ass exposed after she stripped her panties just as she lay done to Sue Bird and Josie Maran.

Naomi couldn't stop grinning as Jennifer carefully gathered up her unconscious mentor and carried her to her car. The next match for Naomi would be with Charlize Theron and for Naomi, it couldn't come soon enough!