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13 July 2012 Catherine Bell vs Naomi Campbell

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Posted by Jac Fac on July 13, 2012, 5:48 pm

Story by Jac Fac

Circa 2004

Naomi Campbell had taken a solid beating at the hands of Charlize Theron and lost her chance to regain the title of 'Female Celebrity boxing champion'. She was angered that Jennifer Garner (the wuss who did beat her) meekly turned the title over to Charlize but she couldn't dwell on that either. Meantime, Naomi's 'Brit/Twits' had tried to fight their way to freedom against her in Naomi's private gym but, once again, Naomi delivered a vicious defeat to the former 'Killer B's' as they were once known. Both had fallen to her blows and been left on the canvas lying next to one another battered to a faretheewell.

The ref for that fight had been 'Cat' Bell who had stopped in for a drink and ended up participating in that role at Naomi's request. Afterward, Cat and Naomi sat 'ringside' commenting on who was the best fighter around. Naomi felt she was, her loss to Charlize notwithstanding. Cat had fought Charlize almost a dozen times in the ring and had won 5 of the 11 bouts. She had decided (or so she thought) that it was time to 'retire' as those fights took a great deal out of her. Naomi chided her and this got Cat's competitive juices flowing.

"Hey, how about taking me on then you conceited jerk," challenged Cat.

Naomi couldn't have been more delighted, "Let's make it Philly next week then, you bogus jarhead clown!" continued Naomi. "Wear some Marine gear on your ass so I can rip it off."

A good sized crowd showed up, including Charlize in the mix, to see Naomi and 'the Cat' rumble. Cat wore a stunning bikini which had a scarlet and gold bottom and the Marine Corps emblem on the backside (a globe, anchor and eagle) while Naomi had on her trademark black bikini.

ROUND ONE
The bell rang and Naomi began with her patented left jab which found Cat's face several times and actually snapped her head back. Naomi followed with a hard body shot which made Cat back up as she was hurt early in the round. Cat moved inside and hammered Naomi with several bruising body shots of her own. Naomi was now in some pain of her own. As they broke away from one another, Cat scored with a clean right uppercut which buckled Naomi's knees though she kept her feet. ROUND ONE was even.

ROUND TWO
Naomi was pressing hard with a lead right which catches Cat squarely in the left eye. She follows with a left hook to the body and another right to the head which backs Cat up some more. "Ready to offficially retire you flunky gyrene'," hissed Naomi who was on her game. She's connecting two shots for every one of Cat's as they fight it out in the center of the ring. "Surrender to your superior, Colonel MacKenzie, that's an order!" chortled Naomi.

Cat swung her right but Naomi's left connected first flush to her jaw. The 'Marine Colonel' stumbled on rubbery legs looking incredulously at Naomi. "You got the Mojo babe," mumbled Cat as Naomi wound up her left/right combo and delivered them to the helpless brunette who literally 'fell in battle' to the runway model.

As Cat's limp body lay face down on the canvas, Naomi untied Cat's bikini bottom and tied her wrists together with it, then she dragged her beaten/battered opponent around the ring using her strong left hand while taunting the Marines who had shown up from the Philly Naval yard. Naomi purred, "From the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Tripoli I've knocked this loser out for all the world to see." She let go of the tied wrists and let Cat's limp body drop to the canvas.

"Charlize!" Naomi bellowed. "I've got your ass in my sights next. Hope you took good notes!"