Posted by Simguy on 4/2/2004, 7:10 am.

Before: Pam-o-centric press conferences, but that’s to be expected--Anderson beyond winning or losing at this point in her career--she’s pure spectacle at this point. “Pam’s pretty much shot,” says on BLONDE! Staff, “too many brawls--many of them against unknown extras on Baywatch who couldn’t resist calling Anderson out--Pam never learned to say no. She knows it, and couldn’t care less. Anderson’ll fight anyone, anytime, and people love to see it--only Victoria Principal and Raquel Welch logged more hard rounds in their respective primes--Pam’s just in it for kicks at this point.” Much more serious enterprise for McCarthy--she’s been labouring in the bulging shadow of Pam Anderson for years--understandably resentful, “I don’t know why people want to see me and Pam together,” irritated Jenny says in preflight. “I’m too big and strong for her, and to top it off--I have skills: Pam doesn’t. This can only end one way, but if that’s what people want…” Pam in navy bikini from Miller Lite ad--Jenny in hot metallic pink (FHM spread).

During R1: Pam bringing it early, hands at stomach and chest, advancing behind tight swinging lefts and rights, Mac backing up, trying to impose order, gets clipped a tidy right on the chin, clipped the hook and JENNY GOES DOWN! Mac scooting to her butt, scrambling immediately to her feet--eyes blazing, chest heaving with indignation as Anderson grins it up. Mac back swinging hearty, but Pammy’s meeting her head on--Anderson biting her punches off a little better, really dialing in on Jenny’s chin. Second minute, fierce slugging exchanges, but Anderson keys on chin again, putting rights and lefts together inside McCarthy’s swings--Jenny jerked a quarter turn to her right and FLOPPING TO ALL FOURS! Pam stooping to loop a crude right hand to trembling underbelly as ref jumps in--Mac up once again, flushed crimson with embarrassment. Jenny roaring forward, again beaten to brawling lefts and rights as Pam’s a little tighter, keeping her elbows in, bending her body side to side to get wiry leverage--she’s slugging Mac back to the ropes, then ROMPING TO JUG! Pam lifting the right hand off her thigh and shove--plugging nit to Jenny’s tits, jamming it in again then slopping home a similar left, reloading and plowing in the right--poor McCarthy all ring up, soaking up a titty-stomp at the bell. Pam pouring it on late--ref breaks ‘em up--tempers flaring early as tempestuous blonde egos roar out of control.

R2: Swinging right hand catches Jenny on he temple--MCCARHTY SCATTERS TO ONE KNEE! Jenny open-mouthed blonde curls in her eyes--PAM HOPS IN AND CLOUTS A CHEAP RIGHT HAND--bludgeoning Jenny to her backside--ref bodying up and tackling Anderson ti the ropes, Mac up quick once again--knockdowns aren’t wrecking her, she just isn’t seeing the punches well. Pam roars in after 8--girls trade right hands off the hip, reload and plug right hands again and PAM GOES DOWN! Anderson bunted to her backside--Jenny taking the opportunity to “stumble” forward and trample her blonde--Pam’s turn to get up all huffy, straining against the ref as he issues 8. CLAMBAKE! Blondes trudge into each other with reckless abandon--right arms clanging together, wrapping on impact, left arms doing the same--occasional stern wallops on chin--gloves skidding off shoulders and skulls. Mac looking stronger down the stretch, finally getting Pam moving backward as bigger blonde starts to land with some consistency.

R3: Pam nothing if not aggressive--wading in again, leaning with swinging rights, back with slender armed hooks--determined to get to Jenny’s chin and having some success. McCarthy on her heels, backing straight up--she’s blundering into Pam’s wide shots, taking more punishment than she should--Mac hits the ropes hard with Anderson piling in on top, Mac looks to clinch: Pam discourages it with a cheap elbow in the mouth--immediately scooping belly with a plugging right/left. Anderson jiggling on the inside--setting sinewy legs, drawing her arms back and jumping at Jenny’s body--gloves galloping amidships, drifting up into jug as Pam distributes punches up and down, Action slows as both girls settle down--Mac joins the punching arty and it’s bruising give and go to the bell. Both girls rooted to the spot, hands at stomach height, torsos twisting side to side to snap punches off offending jugs, ribs, tummy--both girls staying on the body, Pam keeping McCarthy’s back at the ropes.

R4: Pam’s ferocity abating--Jenny’s able to unpack the jab, take the initiative in this fight. McCarthy’s positioning Pam like a pro, then moving in on her--Anderson likes a little room to extend and club her punches: Jenny’s not giving it to her. McCarthy bodying Anderson to the ropes, keeping her head on Pam’s collarbone, using her left shoulder, extended left elbow to press up on Pam, setting up snapping lefts and rights on the waist.

Snarl of pain on Anderson’s face--Jenny systematically tearing up the midsection--going there with thumping licks on the paunch, curling up into jug, then as Pam slides to the side, belting the flanks with increasingly thick swings. Anderson’s output dropping--she’s still turning the odd hook inside to Jenny’s chin, but getting no movement on McCarthy now. J-mac strong bell to bell, mopping up in an aging vixen through 4.

R5: Jenny discouraging Pam with a stout early jab--takes the initiative away, sets the table. McCarthy able to move inside when she wants, diligently banging away at the stomach until Pam’s butt’s in the ropes, Pam’s torso stooping forward and Anderson’s not punching back. Jenny taking her time with a worn down Pam--methodically beating her flanks, tits and waistline. Mac will cuff the right ear, then dip to her left to get vicious swat upside Pam’s right flank, digging in behind that elbow or landing flat on the ribs. Same thing with the other side--Pam pouting, eyes glazing--this is a sobering, leg-numbing beat down. When Jen wants jug, she takes it--Pam drooping forward, melons right there--Mac just shrugging in the hurt with sexy compact mugging action. Anderson shopworn, unresponsive in her corner--McCarthy eating up those early knockdowns through 5.

R6: All Jenny Mac at this point--she’s able to back Pam up at will, body her against the ropes, then work her over--Mac Just staying busy, dipping side to side snapping and snatching at all things Pammy, Anderson well known for taking senseless punishment and she’s at that point now--Anderson unfocused, hands at chest height, either pushing against Jenny’s shoulders or just hanging there limp--McCarthy having no trouble slamming her way past the D. Pammy wilting to her right along the ropes--Jenny staying on her with tidy rib and tit work. Down the stretch, McCarthy will palm Pam’s shoulder with the left hand, smite her a clocking right across the chin, then palm up righty to belt home the left--Anderson’s head on a swivel at the bell--she’s just getting propped and walloped at this point.

R7: Corner wants Pam to Quit--she shrugs them off with a mumble--Anderson hobbles off her stool to let McCarthy land more punches., Jenny with no mercy or restraint--getting Pam ropeside, hurting her to the body to keep her helpless, then palming her upright, going at the face with brutal intentions, McCarthy just slugging the taste out of Pam’s mouth--propping and punching, reaching under Anderson’s arms and stacking her up to prevent her from pooling to the canvas--it’s now a travesty. How much more jug can a woman take? How many free shots to a hated enemy’s slumbering face. Mac pounds away one-sided to the bell--Pam out on her feet, but refusing to go down.

R8: That’s it--corner adamant, hugging Pam up under the arms and pinning her against the turnbuckle--Anderson struggling weakly in the man’s grip to continue the fight--ref has to call it. Anderson beaten beyond recognition--only her reputation allowed this thing to go on as long as it did--TKO8 Jenny Mac,

After: Pam shabby with punishment--rampaging early rounds had McCarthy bouncing off canvas, but Anderson simply unable to sustain that kind of brawling pace. Jenny piling on in sickening fashion, but there was some art beneath the cruelty--nice adjustment by Jen to get inside on Pam, commit to the body and wear the slender-legged blonde out in the trenches. “Usual effort from Pam,” sniffs Jenny as press fawn over Anderson’s gutsy doomed stand, “3 hard rounds, then take a beating long enough to get the crowd on her side. She’s so OBVIOUS--it’s sickening!”

Reposted by Archer 8/10/12