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23 July 2012 Piper Perabo vs Laura Vandervoort

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Posted by simguy on July 23, 2012, 3:15 pm

BEFORE: "Laura Vandervoort, Medallion-Slayer!" Vandikins chuckles in prefight. "That's got a ring to it! Seriously though - they have a great one-two punch in Summer and Piper. Such different styles - Summer all bendy and sleek; Piper so sturdy and heavy handed...it's really a great challenge to try to close them both out. You don't get the opportunity to really leave your stamp on a stable very often, so I want to focus and get it done on Medallion here!"

Piper not amused at the table-running talk coming from the Vandervoort camp. "Nobody goes Summer-Piper," Perabo contends, "nobody. I think it's pretty brassy of Laura to be talking this way - especially after what happened to Mumford when they tried to move Eloise against HMK bantams: Carmella put an end to that noise in a hurry. I'm putting a stop to Laura right here, and if she doesn't shut her trap, Foxfire girls might be up to their ears in Medallion women looking to close THEM out!"

Laura in royal blue/white print "Pounce Cut" bikini from Into The Blue 2; white gloves; long blonde hair straight, soft. Piper in white bikini top; navy bottoms; white gloves; shoulder length, wavy blonde hair.

During R1: HUP-HUP-HUP...girls off to a hard-working start at midring - Vandi hustling straight, palm-down lefts and rights into Perabo's bikini top; Perabo lapping rights and lefts at Laura's tummy as blonde girls stand and deliver. Volume assault proves a stalemate...Laura steps out lanky, featuring her jab off the hip, keeping right hand at chin. Piper in earmuff, bobbing and crouching on approach...she runs the gauntlet of Laura's slicing punches to get position on the Vandervoort ribcage - banging away on it until Laura can disengage, sidestep and renegotiate terms with her jab. Mostly even, but down the stretch, Laura pastes Piper a series of stiff one-twos on the mouth - stepping back after each score and walking Perabo into the next. Piper unhurt, but clearly dropping the round in the dying moments.

R2: Piper crouched low, weaving in the pocket as Laura strafes head/shoulders/upperback via rangy right crosses, left hooks. Midway through, Piper's great head movement slips Laura's work, leading to a CRUSHING Perabo hook across chin. LAURA V IS HURT! Vandervoort's eyes all moist and shiny as she baby-steps back and forth...she covers up earmuff, grunting as Piper attacks the Vandervoort midsection with gusto. Robust hooks and right hands slam away to Laura's sleek tummy, prompting Vandervoort clinch...ref's break sees a shabby Vandikins stagger away to regroup. Pressure from Piper as she looks to follow up, but Laura proves resilient...Foxfire blonde issuing check-jabs in retreat, then a slinging sidearm buggywhip to waist as Perabo closes - then a clinch. Clever Laura able to pre-empt Piper, playing crafty punch-n'-clutch to bell...she prevents the Piper closing-run as Perabo frowns in frustration en route to corner.

R3: Vandervoort pivoting clockwise around that lead (left) leg - leading with slap-chop right hands; pinging away jabs from the shoulder. Piper bobbing and weaving, coming in from low angles, then rising up into hooks or right uppercuts...powerful Perabo slugging has Laura spooked, backpedalling. Foxfire blonde does a good job keeping distance, using her legs, but Piper's pressure carries the round...she's taking the fight to Laura through 3.

R4: Vandikins standing tall - hands held wide at shoulder height as she rotates clockwise...she's feeding Piper the jab, keeping her defensive. Perabo lunging from too far away, coming up short on powerful strokes...bendy Laura able to lean out of range, then lean back in to drill Piper right hands to head. Good round of patient boxing for Vandervoort - her legs have Piper turning - straight punches collecting touches for sleek Laura through 4.

R5: Piper stubby-jabbing from her crouch, locating Laura's breasts...leads to a crisp right cross to chin; swift left hook and VANDERVOORT'S ROCKED! Laura backing wide-eyed into ropes, looking forlorn, but when Piper closes to finish? LAURA WON'T HAVE IT! Vandervoort visibly rubber-legged, but slugs lanky off the ropes - clipping Piper the right uppercut to chin, then the hook...forcing Piper to back off. Laura: seething, teeth bared...she's too hurt to pursue, so she WAVES PIPER BACK IN! Perabo scowls, curls mitts into her chin and wades in...only to encounter lashing licks right and left from Laura! That's the way of it - Piper's got her girl hurt, immobilized at ropes, but attempts to collapse the pocket meet with DETERMINED Vandervoort resistance as pretty blonde girl proves a battler. Bell: Laura swaying on the spot, but eyes blazing with defiance...Piper's round, but she storms back to her corner knowing she let Laura off the hook in the fifth!

R6: Piper's stubby jab knocks at Laura's pretty face, driving her ropeside...Perabo able to close, set up on chest and work. Crude, thumping stuff, Perabo to Vandervoort...Laura open-mouthed, crouching forward - her hands cupping Piper's ears, or pushing at Piper's shoulders. Brawny Perabo using her head to butt Laura's shoulders and upperchest while PLOWING the gut below - pumping rights and lefts bludgeon the sleek waistline, leaving Laura breathless. As Laura weakens - Piper ragdolls Vandervoort into ropes, reaching in under Laura's arms to stack her up. Final minute mostly Laura sitting butt-in-ropes, face in gloves, suffering as Piper beats the flanks, using that aggressive chickenwinged left elbow to nudge and prop throughout.

R7: Laura wincing, miserable with punishment...she's pushing out the jab, just nibbling it against Piper's tits: Perabo answers a swinging right to jaw, turning Laura 45 degrees to starboard, face pinched in pain as Perabo comes hurtling forward. Piper forcing Laura to ropes, pushing her down, then beating her...Vandervoort grimacing, cringing as her ribs are hammered, then tying up to stem the tide. It's wave after curvy wave of Piper-on-Laura violence...Perabo just bodying Laura into ropes, mauling her, thumping away to torso, beating her about head and shoulders as Vandikins covers up. Laura's sinewy legs and pride hold her up, but Piper starting to impose iron-fisted will through 7.

R8: Vandikins pouting with determination...she sets in wide stance - jabbing off that front (left) plant leg to dictate midring. Piper bobbing and weaving, but having troubles on approach...Laura's jab scraping face to good effect, setting up straight, stinging right hand after-shocks. Pinpoint one-twos for Laura getting her back on track...minimal penetration for Perabo as Vandervoort's tying up as soon as Piper gets past the jab.

R9: Laura working it: the wide stance the clockwise pivots; the straight, pinpoint punching. Perabo scowling, unable to get through...she's crossing her arms with right hand at left cheek/left hand tucked into right armpit as she bobs the incoming. Laura strafing Piper - chipping away head-and-shoulders. From the halfway point, Laura feeling comfy enough to mix things up - feeding Piper the odd cranking left uppercut to body just underneath the line of Piper's crossed arms; lashing Piper the odd sidearm-right buggy whip in above left hip; always resetting behind the jab-and-pivot routine. Down the stretch, hateful buggywhips in the flank have Piper wincing, backing off...it's actually Laura able to hop-forward all bright eyed at bell.

R10: Laura using that jab, slide-stepping back for little half-step gaps...little bit of a Sarah Carter look pays off as Piper walks in only to munch on short left uppercut intercepts to chin. Laura pivoting around her left hand scores, jabbing all the while...Piper increasingly frustrated - going to crossed arm and bobbing as straight, licking punches wash over her. Midway through, lunging Piper comes in wide-open...PERFECT short left check-uppercut clips Perabo's chin, sending her sputtering past a pivoting Laura. Vandervoort over to offence, attacking ramshackle Perabo at ropes...cue willowy blonde beatdown as poor Piper digs in! Laura: extending that left hand straight to push at Piper's brow, then SMITING Piper the vicious right hand buggywhip in the body. Laura lashing that buggywhip sidearm to whack the flank, but also uppercutting it to lick Piper's quivering midsection. Piper gasping, slumping against ropes, confused by Laura's left hand in her face, hurt by Laura's right hands to the body. Vandervoort changes up - drifting the right to Piper's chin...Perabo sliding to her right along ropes, eyes glassy, hands at waist, staring. Laura steps-to, swipes the right right hand across Perabo's helpless jugs; twists torso-right to slash the hook across Piper's mouth; keeps weight on the right foot for a pesky little right uppercut tap, then leans in on left leg to pull the walloping right upside Piper's head! Lashing clout just too much...Perabo all but out, curvy legs holding her up and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO10 LAURA VANDERVOORT in come from behind fashion.

After: Perabo battered senseless...Laura leaping in exaltation...Vandervoort comes back from some very bleak middle-rounds to hand Piper a heartbreaking stoppage defeat! "It feels great!" Laura says of her win, pretty blonde girl glowing in triumph. "First Summer, then Piper? The pride of Medallion? I really feel like I've gone to the next level on these girls. I'm excited. Now you can make a Vandervoort/Lilly or Pressly fight for boxing credibility; you can make a Decesare fight with me for the heat, and you can even start talking Beckinsale or other big name! It's awesome to be in this position. I feel like - at bantam - I'm the elite fighter I always knew I could be!" About a dozen bantams in the audience rolling their eyes, slapping their foreheads, gnashing their teeth at Laura's exuberance...obviously not every fighter in the Vandervoort fan club.