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23 July 2012 Kat Dennings vs Anna Silk

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Posted by simguy on July 23, 2012, 3:20 pm

BEFORE: Pushing leads to punching at an early press-con as Dennings take objection to Silk's 'fat tub of goo' comments. "Whatever - she IS a fat tub of goo, and I'm gonna beat the living daylights out of her!" Anna declares all blazing eyes at podium. "I've got Neve-Campbell hands, you savvy? That's what I'm going to be hitting this stay-puff chick with. It's going to be ugly. It's going to be quick. And it's going to be all about Anna Silk, all night long...all six minutes of it!"

Dennings unimpressed by the tirade; unintimidated by Silk's comic-con slugging rep. "You ever hear the expression 'big-jug power'?" Dennings posits in prefight. "Well I wrote the friggin' manual on big-jug power, and Anna Silk's gonna get a dose in this fight. Everybody knows she hits a ton in the gym, but guess what? I hit back. And looking at this chick, I can tell I'm only gonna have to hit her ONCE!"

Dennings stuffed into solid evergreen sport bra, further buttressed by baby blue standard push up bra underneath; green-and-yellow striped bikini bottoms in wide horizontal bars; yellow gloves; long wavy brown hair loose. Silk reportedly wearing an authentic bra-style leopard print bikini from a Betty Paige photoshoot; black gloves; hair back in slick top-knot ponytail.

R1: Kat in crossed arm - right hand at left cheek; left hand at right armpit as she crouches close. Anna right hand at temple while pumpin' left jabs from shoulder, steppin' 'em in big-girl. Leads to rock-em sock-em good times...Anna pounding away via the howitzer poke; Dennings accepting on her face or guard, then belting back sudden hook/right hand combos - clouting Anna's head in receipt. Neither girl hard to find...Silk with a little more lateral movement to turn Dennings; a mix of straight rights or hooks off the jab for variety, and; healthy pushes in Dennings' broad shoulders to routinely break Kat's forward momentum. Break: both women touched-but-upbeat...IFFI corner reminds Silk to thump Kat to paunch.

R2: Silk continues to slam away methodical: stepping in the sledgehammer jab; pushing Kat on her shoulders; walking her down. Per her corner, Anna dutifully going to the waistline of her foe - burying the hook in paunch; landing the tuff right/left to paunch; leaning in the straight, sloping right down onto gut. Kat wincing, backing up throughout the early rounds as Anna proves a bully...Dennings firming late to crash ringing rights or lefts off Silk's head-and-shoulders in spirited exchanges. As both girls open up, both racks go on sale: healthy, walloping blasts administered to both sets of outsized jugs - usually via one-shot haymaker.

R3: Silk all narrow-eyed, tight-lipped, walking her girl down and punishing her methodical. Dennings always trying to come forward, only to be driven back...Silk's ram-stamping jab the dominant punch, keeping Kat in crouching crossed-arm looks, setting up the Silk right hand and thudding body work. Anna migrates round the sides to work lats and biceps as well for a comprehensive, heavy-handed, hard-working shutout 3rd.

R4: Crowd-pleasing hammer and tongs early - fighters stepping to midring and taking turns handing out clout. Hard head punches beat Silk into an angry, stubborn mood: she forms a loose crossed-arm front - leaning in to bump-shoulders with Kat and trade wallop. Even clobber-fest features willful trade in hooks or hatchet-chop right hands atop jug, both girls smote breathless by the other's savage determination. Silk's right uppercuts to chin/left hooks to jug start to shut down Kat's offence late, leading to Anna sturdy-pushing Kat's shoulders, then to Anna walking Kat down and bludgeoning her extra. Dennings taking a great shot throughout the round, simply runs out of gas as Silk's beef prevails.

R5: Same again - mindless bump-and-slug midring as Anna neglects to jab, choosing to wallow in the mud with Kat and trade wallop from a crossed-arm stance. Fun to watch beefy beauties leaning in left shoulder to left shoulder, feeling the other's intentions, then trying to catch her a sneaky right uppercut or clubbing right over the top. Both girls having some luck punching-with the other, smiting jug as it becomes available...big spanking rack-wallops have the crowd's attention, appreciation. Kat finally getting the better looks - frequently bashing Silk out of her stance, then walking her down...Dennings able to sink a steady stream of fat right hands wide to lats and armpit in the wandering melee...Silk all grumpy in crossed arm, face bytchy with hurt.

R6: Silk back in charge, using the jab to pound Dennings into defensive crouches; the push to get Kat back-steppin'; the right hands straight/down to gut, to wick away the reserves. Kat mouthbreathing, looking sweaty and ass-kicked...brawny arms absorbing a ton of Silk leather as Anna beats biceps/shoulders methodically, then works the lats/paunch until Kat answers. Dennings still clobbering away with force enough to move Anna, but Silk recovering behind her jab keeps initiative, steadily outworking Dennings through the minutes. Down the stretch, Kat's crossed-arm guard gets a little sloppy: Anna able to lean in and fetch those mouthwatering melons some grade "A" one-two spankage up the middle. Kat grimacing, backing away all jug-smote at bell.

R7: Kat exhausted off her stool, walking to midring with hands on hips...forming weary crossed-arm only when Anna closes. Job of work, Anna Silk: pounding jabs to daze Kat; straight right hands HEAVY to body; pulverizing, flat-knuckle lefts and rights upon both Dennings biceps, softening up the front. Midway through - Kat tottering forward, groggy from thump...Anna bouncing the left uppercut off Dennings' sleepy face, leaving her spellbound. Wide right hand whacks Kat's paunch. POUNDING left hook smites paunch, buckling Kat forward. Extra left hook fits in behind Kat's right elbow, loosening her up. Left uppercut picks her face up drowsy; short, drifting right hand with Anna's butt-and-back in behind it bashes Kat's face and DENNINGS STUMBLES AWAY! Kat in a stunned haze, thighs trembling out of control as she stumbles to ropes, puts right hand on top cable for support, eyes blinking in confusion. Anna angling in from just outside Kat's left shoulder...Silk dipping left shoulder with knuckles pressed together at chest...pausing in-crouch to line Kat up, then HOOKING Dennings flush to point of chin! Kat collapses back into ropes, then slides all the way down - crashing to her back parallel to ropes. Dennings deep in chin-shock, lips parted, eyes shut...she sleeps off the 10 count as Silk struts the ring hands-high. KO8 Anna Silk.

After: Anna Ham-Hands makes good on her pre-fight promise of punishment if not brevity: Silk pulverizing Kat round after round like some medieval siege, beating a very durable Dennings into stupor. "She's tougher than she looks," Silk breathes in postfight, still a little winded, standing hands on hips. "Hit her a ton, but she sponged it up...beneath that cushy layer of pampered fat, there IS firmer stuff, I guess. Whatever though...I pulverize girls...if she was gonna wade in and eat it, I was gonna feed her. Still looking at Neve, Rachel Mac - they ducked me in Canada and they'll probably duck me here unless I call 'em out. I can punch with any big bantam out there, so Mumford, AJ Cook, all you girls...come catch a beating why don't you?"