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5 August 2012 Pippa Middleton vs Sarah Chalke

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Sarah Chalke 01.jpg

(TECH EUROPE VS BEEVER's BABES)

(BBU CARDIFF CARD)

Posted by Knowlesey on August 5, 2012, 8:51 am

Pippa is looking good at lightweight, but this could be a test for her. Sarah has yet to win a single fight, but she’s always been durable, and has been in the ring with some good fighters.

Sarah’s first into the ring, wearing a pale blue one piece swimsuit, and she’s joined by Pippa in a red top with white hotpants – those legs are great!

Round 1

The girls make a busy start, and Pippa’s trying to whip her rangy left hooks into Sarah’s body right from the start here. Sarah’s looking tight though, and she’s pulling Pippa around a little, now pushing her towards the ropes, and using her experience to bully the Brit, giving her a few good hits in the ribcage, and already beginning to outbox her. Pippa’s not discouraged too much, and she lands to Sarah’s cheek with a left hook, then to her body with a right. Chalke winces, but comes back at her, nice, neat jabs from the blonde sends Middy back and into the ropes, with Sarah unable to find a punch to penetrate her guard there.

Round 2

Sarah again looks tight and technically good, and she’s popping out her jab with some speed, and landing it, too, enough to keep Pippa quiet in the early stages. But the Brit seems content for Sarah to come at her for a reason, and here’s the reason, now, as she gets the Canadian in range, then bang, bang, she fires a heavy combo into her face, and that has Sarah on her heels, sends her to the ropes to cover herself, and Pippa’s looking to measure her up, and she’s quite sparing here, hitting Chalke with good left hooks to the body, sending them into the gaps, trying to wear her down, and landing a good shot to the older girl’s mouth late in the round – that hurt!

Round 3

Pippa gets stuck into Sarah from the bell, and she hurts her again with two left hooks to the body, frees up her head, and smacks her on the chin with a right cross, which sits Sara on her butt against the ropes. Chalke gets up at 6, but she was really tagged there, and Pippa looks good enough to finish this job real quick, landing again to the blonde’s ribs, and again, that left hand really getting through Sarah’s defences, and that’s another good right to Sarah’s mouth, and the blonde actress has to cling onto Pippa to save herself from going down again. The round’s almost over, and Middy can’t quite find Chalke again, the bell giving the girls a rest once more.

Round 4

Sarah looks a little battered around the mouth now, and that’s not helped when Pippa fetches her a swift one-two, sending the blonde back into those ropes. Sarah’s covering the sides of her face to stop the hooks from landing, but Pippa gives her a couple more to the ribs, and that’s got the older girl parting the gloves, and she’s wide open to – that! A rasping right uppercut landed smack on the button, and sends Sarah sprawling across the ropes, slowly sliding senseless to the floor.

Pippa Middleton knocked Sarah Chalke out in round 4.

Only time will tell whether that was a real test for Pippa, and whether time might just be up for Sarah. At any rate, it’s being rumoured that Georgia Salpa wants a crack at Pippa, and that could be some fight!