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5 August 2012 Andrea McLean vs Christine Bleakley

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BBU Cardiff Card

(Beever's Babes vs Lioness Club)

Posted by Knowlesey on August 5, 2012, 8:52 am

Now, these two TV presenters do not like each other at all!

The feud kicked off when Christine attacked Andrea whilst she was being held down, following her victory over Kate Garraway, when the post-fight punishment looked to be heading out of control.

Andrea’s first into the ring, the 42 year old looking svelte in her turquoise one piece swimsuit, and she doesn’t have long to wait, as 33 year old Christine son joins her, the Irish girl in a pale green bikini for this one, and she looks confident, even though her record to date is rather disappointing. Andrea’s looking a little nervous – she had expected the fight with Kate Garraway to be her first and last one, having joined Beevers Babes in a management capacity, but the Scot feels she had no option but to challenge Christine.

Round 1

The round starts with both girls scowling at each other, gloves held low at first as they try to psyche each other out, then Christine strikes the first blows, two swift left hand shots into Andrea’s face to have the older girl stepping back. Christine is encouraged, and she starts to push Andrea backwards, and maybe she’s got a bit of a reach advantage here, because the Scot’s punches aren’t reaching her chin when Andrea throws them, and Christine is getting though to her with her jab, getting in tight, but Andrea fights back, and she tags her with a left to the jaw, Christina loses her balance, gets a right hook to the cheek, and Christine is down, just for a 4 count, but down nonetheless. She looks angry, and she hits Andrea again with her jab, and again, the older girl unable to celebrate her knockdown as she would like.

Round 2

Andrea swings a couple of right hooks at Christine’s body, but she sways away from them, and counters quickly, bopping Andrea to the face, and sending her towards her own corner. Once the Irish girl has the Scot cornered, she unloads a little, and Andrea’s getting a faceful of leather here, with Christine beginning to smear the older girl’s features with her own blood, which is beginning to dribble from her nostrils, and she looks uncomfortable, holding and clinching now, while the younger girl’s muttering in her ear. The ref parts the fighters, and in pours Christine again, hitting Andrea around the body this time, and she seems to have her girl on the run at the bell.

Round 3

The girls return to action, and this time Andrea’s keeping herself a little more mobile, even though Christine starts to close her down fairly quickly, and she’s cuffing McLean to the ribs again, the older girl gasping a little, but she fights back this time, and Christine needs to beware, as Andrea lands a solid right hook to her jaw, then pushes her to the ropes, and gives her a couple of good blows to the body herself. Christine turns, Andrea skilfully, and hits her to the face again, but the older girl won’t give in to the pressure, and she punches her way off the ropes, hitting Christine to the body with some really heavy punches in there, and now she seems to have the younger girl hurt, and she gets through with another right hook, hard enough to have Bleakley’s knees buckle, but not to put her down, and both girls look pleased to hear the bell.

Round 4

After probably conceding the third round, Christine is all action again in the fourth, and she hits Andrea with three left hooks to the body without reply, the older woman clearly hurt there, and she’s stuck in a neutral corner now, with Christine unloading again, belting her smack on the nose with a straight right, then whipping her to and from with a couple of hooks, and McLean’s holding, breathing through her mouth and getting battered. The referee parts the fighters, with Andrea swinging her right hook again, but she misses, and takes a left hook right up under the armpit, and she screeches at that, and half turns away, taking punches to her ears. Is she quitting? No, she tells the ref, and she regroups, hits Christine in the belly, but takes two back to her own, and that’s another round done.

Round 5

Andrea looks really sad at this stage, and that nose of hers could be broken, as it’s very bruised, and leaking blood even before Christine smacks a couple of left jabs on it. Andrea is staggering a little, and a grinning Christine hits her in the body, real hard shots to her liver area, then she’s looking so vulnerable, and Bleakley doesn’t spare her, and two right hooks to the mouth later, McLean’s on her back and staring at the lights flashing in her head. Andrea’s brave, though, and she’s back on her feet at 8, then probably regrets it, as Christina sweeps a left hook into her cheek, then jab, jabs her on the nose again, another right to the mouth, and back down goes Andrea, sitting on her butt, and squinting at Christine, through blackening eyes. The referee may stop this, but Christine’s switching her attack to Andrea’s ribs, punishing her instead of finishing her off, and the bell ends with McLean resting on the top rope, sobbing with pain.

Round 6

Christine glances towards her dressing room, nods, and moves quite casually towards an almost static Andrea, the older woman now finding it hard to see through those eyes, and she takes a short, sharp uppercut to the chin, not designed to put her away, just really to put her back in her corner, and that’s a good left hook to the jaw, and a right to match it, and that’s enough to do for Andrea McLean, who is now down and out on the floor.

Christine Bleakley knocked Andrea McLean out in round 6.

Just as Andrea possibly feared at the start, she is no match for a girl nearly 10 tears her junior, and she paid the penalty for her bravado.

It takes a while for Andrea’s seconds to revive her, and she sits on her stool, still looking dazed, until Christine catches ahold of her hair and tugs her to her feet. then drags her across the ring and pushes her to canvas where she lays on her back until Christine drives her toe into the Scot’s ribcage to turn her over and onto her front.

Andrea knows what will happen next, and here it comes - the dreaded body saddle! It’s being carried in with some ceremony by Jessica Schwarz, the same one she used to ride Alesha Dixon, and she grins at the prone Andrea McLean, who is still lying face down on the canvas, and she hauls the TV presenter up to her knees. Resigned to her fate, Andrea barely makes a sound as Jessica starts hooking the saddle around her torso, then stands back and grins at her handiwork. Over struts Christine Bleakley, and she pulls Andrea onto all fours and then mounts her – sliding her knees into pads above Andrea’s hips and seating herself . Next, Christine takes hold of a handful of Andrea’s hair and pulls back as she might on reins with her right hand, while she reaches her left arm back and gives McLean a sound slap on the ass with her riding crop, forcing her to get moving. A weeping Andrea gives Christine a slow ride around the ring, the battered woman struggling to move quickly with the jubilant Irish girl straddling her, and this makes for a slow humiliation.

After three laps of the ring, Andrea’s clearly had it, and so, pushing her knees down into those pads, Bleakley rises up like a dressage rider and drops her butt down into the saddle several times, and it doesn’t take long for McLean’s arms and legs to give way as she drops back again, face down onto the canvas. Christine rises to her feet and gives Andrea a swift kick in the ribs, the struts away, letting Jessica Schwarz retrieve the saddle and take it ceremonially back to the dressing room, while a barely conscious Andrea’s left lying sobbing and alone until her entourage can scoop her up.