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15 August 2012 Jessica Simpson vs Christina Ricci

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BOILING POINT PPV

JMD BOUT

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on August 15, 2012, 7:21 pm, in reply to "Boiling Point PPV: Hilary Duff versus Haylie Duff"

Jessica Simpson versus Christina Ricci (JMD)
(words by Lookout! and results by Sim)

Before: It's been a few year since these two have fought, but it's obvious that the years have not dimmed the dislike between the two of them. Recent comments from Christina Ricci towards Jessica Simpson at the Odds and Ends training facility have definitely added to the intense enmity between them. The two are older and wiser by now, but obviously that doesn't change how they feel about each other as they both shriek soon as they lay eyes on one another. Pure hatred as the two of them immediately go after the other, shoving at one another in a sudden little brawl that forces the first few rows of beach chairs to disperse to accommodate the two of them. Quickly separated as it's clear Jessica hasn't forgotten the results of the first (and only) JMD contest between the two and Ricci is still steaming over losing the subsequent boxing match between them. This will be, in effect, a tiebreaker and both buxom beauties are determined to win – a fact which is more evident by the loud and increasingly heated declarations between them. The referee works hard to ensure that another brawl will not take place, but can't prevent the two slamming a quick jab into one another's chests rather than touching gloves.

Ricci clad in a tight baby blue halter-top style bikini with matching gloves. Christina has her hair shoulder-length with bangs – in contrast to her pixie cut from recent times; Jessica wearing a bright white bikini top and matching shorts, matching gloves and hair in a ponytail.

R1: The two of them charge out of their corners and immediately commence with what's known as bumper-car slugging. Both of them just swinging almost mindlessly, coming together in a quick charge and then bouncing apart, stumbling around the ring as they don't stay separated for long. Bouncing away from one another, breasts jiggling, then pouncing back towards one another – chests heaving in and out as their eyes blaze with intensity. Gloves swinging back and forth through the air, sometimes missing their targets entirely. However, eventually, Ricci starts to land more of her blows, finally regaining her composure enough to combine aiming with the power behind the punches.

Ricci hammering hard into blonde forehead, then blows thudding into ribs and torso. Bullying Jessica back towards the ropes as she stuffs hook after hook towards Simpson's tummy, Christina forces her blonde rival to cover up and exposes her rack. Now, it's Ricci's time to go to town on Simpson's rack. The crowd cheering with raucous applause as Jessi's jugs are sent jigglin' with battering lefts and rights hammering at her cleavage. Jessica tries to answer with some shots towards Ricci's rack, but finds herself knocked backwards with repeated slams of torrid leather to her breasts and is similarly unable to clinch, just shoved backwards into the corner. Simpson not able to defend herself under the onslaught as Ricci is just slamming in leather, gloves spanking off of Jessi's jugs as she cries out. Slumping down against the ropes, but forced back up as her cleavage is targeted over and over again. At the end of the second minute, the ref is forced to intervene and it's KO1 Christina Ricci!

After: Ricci follows up a win over Reese Witherspoon with a big win over rival Jessica Simpson in a hard-hitting KO1 victory. Jessica weepy in her corner, cradling her cleavage as she gets rocked to rack in what is supposed to be her specialty – JMD. But, it's impossible for Jessica to focus as Christina is bouncing around the ring shouting at the top of her lungs “MY JUGS STOPPED HER JUGS”, repeatedly which leaves Jessica fuming as her rival stole her line in addition to the match tonight. But, Christina isn't interested in stopping there.

Christina comes forward, just sliding in her arms underneath Simpson's forearms as Jessica shoves backwards. Jessica may have been defeated, but still has fight left in her. Ricci is determined to take both the fight and air out of her with a sudden thump of her right thigh, slamming right into Simpson's ab. Jessica bleats out in pain, slumping down and it doesn't take away the air out of her entirely, but Ricci plans to let her jugs do that work. Ricci leans forward, wrapping her arms around Jessica's head, burying her fingers into blonde tresses and tugs forward for a front-sleeper, pressing her cleavage tight against Simpson's tear-streaked face.

Ricci rolls her shoulders back and forth, getting her jugs nice and snug against Simpson's face. Just resting her head down atop Simpson's, looking out into the audience, Ricci is all smiles. Ricci appears to be humming contentedly, just occasionally grunting as she finds herself under frustrated forearms from Simpson, slamming into her torso and lower back. But, Christina doesn't relinquish her grip and instead brings it in tighter, smothering Simpson completely and reduces Jessica to tugging at her bottoms or pulling at her hair, shoving at Ricci's tummy to try to twist free.

But, Ricci uses her weight and jugs to push Jessica to her back, grunting with the exertion. Simpson squirms and writhes, but Simpson is trapped on her back and Ricci knows it. Ricci keeps putting jug-to-face, frequently peeling her cleavage upwards and then plunging a gasping Simpson back into her cleavage until Jessica is deep in the throes of jug shock. Referees are finally forced to step in as a dazed Jessica Simpson is helped out of the ring, staggering and trying to keep from crying. A smirking Christina is blowing kisses and waving as she calls out to the retreating form of Simpson, “Better luck next time, little J!”