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23 August 2012 Sylvie van der Vaart vs Samia Ghadie

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Posted by Alli Kear on August 23, 2012, 8:17 pm

Originally Posted by Alli Kear on BBU board August 13, 2012, 2:02 pm

BBU TV presents this fight live from the Manchester Arena, where we join our commentator, Georgie Thompson.

Welcome to Manchester everyone, where local actress Samia Ghadie is taking on the lovely Dutch model Sylvie van der Vaart tonight in a flyweight contest. As usual with Samia, there’s been plenty of pre-fight crap talked, and Roxanne Pallett’s got herself involved, stupid little whore, offering herself to any Tottenham footballer who fancies her if Sylvie wins.

So here comes Sylvie, and she’s one good looking blonde girl, dressed tonight in an orange bikini with orange gloves and boots – looks like her husband chose that outfit for her.

Now here’s Samia, and the slut – sorry actress – is wearing a black leather bra and matching knickers, with shiny black boots and gloves. She’s hot, that’s for sure, but she’s got the look that says ‘Sex for sale!” and that’s why we all hate the b###h! C’mon Sylvie – give her some tonight!

Round 1

Samia’s into the attack straight away tonight, and she’s finding Sylvie’s face already with some crisp little jabs, banging the model’s head backwards there, and Sylvie looks shocked, having to keep her guard up, defending that pretty face. Samia seems like she wants this fight pretty badly, and she’s in on Sylvie again, and that’s a good right hook from the brunette, sending Sylvie into the ropes – Ghadie’s obviously on a promise and wants to get laid, and that’s another good right hand from the slut – sorry – and she has Sylvie stuck on the ropes, goes for another big hit. But back comes the model! That’s a good shot, deep into Ghadie’s gut, and she’s getting into this fight now, turning Samia, is she? Yeah! Good hooks to the ribs from Sylvie there as the round draws to a close – Samia’s round, I’d say, but Sylvie’s finished it strong.

Round 2

And Sylvies’ getting to work now, taking the fight back to Samia, and she’s concentrating on hitting the English girl’s body, knowing how to weaken her girl, soften her up, if you will. That’s a good little sequence from Sylvie there – she got right through Samia’s guard there and really belted her left glove into her liver area and that’s gotta hurt! Samia looks hurt, too, and she’s getting pushed about a bit by the athletic blonde girl, and there’s another solid one to Ghadie’s gut, and she’s got her backed up now, and there’s one in Ghadie’s tits! Good girl, Sylvie – give her some more! Good punch to the ribs again from Sylvie there, and she’s smacking Samia’s tits up with little uppies, and the slut doesn’t like this, I can tell you! She’s trying to get off those ropes, but Sylvie won’t let her, and the bell ends a bad round for Ghadie – she’s in pain, for sure!

Round 3

Samia’s visibly slower now, and Sylvie’s pressure on her is relentless, really, just landing punches as she likes on the tart’s body, and she’s gonna be sore for a few days after this – good shot to the gut from Sylvie again there, and this is good stuff from the Dutch girl! Samia’s tottering round the ring, half turning away from Sylvie, and the blonde’s well on top now, and she got Samia in the mouth there with a left – Ghadie walked into it, and there’s another for her to eat, and a good one in the ribs, and another. Ghadie’s hanging on in there, making the ref work her away, but she can’t keep Sylvie off, and the Dutch girl gets her in the gut again – she’s still softening the slut up – and there’s another bang on her tits, and a great one-two to Samia’s face, and a straight left right in the lips, and there’s some blood on Ghadie’s face after that, and there’s another left hook to the gut to end the round, and Ghadie’s gotta be glad to sit down.

Round 4

Sylvie’s looking good again, and she takes the fight to Samia right in her corner, and she’s still working on that battered body, and now Ghadie’s defence is looking shot, with Sylvie giving her a salvo to her midsection, really weakening her and taking the last drops of fight out of her I think, and now the Dutch girl rips a couple of good punches into Samia’s face, and that’s a good right hand there, and Ghadie’s knees wobbled a little – Sylvie moves her backwards, and she smacks that right hand into her face, and again, and Samia’s down! Ghadie’s on her knees – nothing unusual there! She’s up at 7, but Sylvie gets into her again, and that jab of hers has got the blood flowing from Samia’s nose, and that’s a good right hook Sylvie – give her another – back to the body, and there’s the left hook to Samia’s face, and she’s all over the place, but it’s the bell, and she’s survived.

Round 5

Sylvie’s standing off a little now, and she’s mocking Samia – now she hits her again, though, a little jab in the mouth, and, oh, lovely body shots Sylvie – and that opens Ghadie up again, and Sylvie lands on her face with a left, and a right, and the actress clinches. The ref pulls the girls apart, and Samia’s bleeding – she’s cut by her left eye, and she gets hit there again, good punches from Sylvie, and Samia’s really struggling to stay in this, clinching again, but the ref hauls her off, and she gets another good punch on her left eye, and – ah, there are two cuts there, one in the brow, and another on the cheek, and those Spurs players are gonna love Sylvie for this as she works another couple of punches into Samia’s body, and each one is sapping the slag of any energy, and that’s a great right hand to the mouth from Sylvie, now a left hook, and a right, and Samia’s on her way down again – no! That’s the bell.

I have to tell Roxanne Pallett that Samia’s gonna need a few stitches after this fight, and that’ll earn her a few busy nights – in fact, I can see that Tottenham’s French captain, William Gallas, has already got the girl on his lap, and his hands are all over her – he’s obviously decided to have her first!

Round 6

Anyway, back to the action in the ring, and that’s another good left hand from Sylvie, right into Samia’s ribs, and she’s pushing the slut backwards – go on Sylvie! Another good right from the Dutch girl, smack in Ghadie’s mouth, another to that split eye, and there’s a lovely left hook, and down goes Samia like a sack of potatoes! The b###h is trying to get up, but the count’s reached 6, and – aww, over she goes, onto her face, and the smug little slut’s been counted out – well done Sylvie van der Vaart.

There’s a commotion in the ring now – and – that’s Demi Lovato in there, and she’s hauling Samia across the ring towards Sylvie. Ghadie’s a mess, but she’s on her knees, and yeah, she’s kissing the blonde girl’s feet as best she can through those swollen lips – Demi’s hauling her up again, and – thought she would – she’s stripping the slut naked, and now she and Sylvie are walking Samia round the ring, and, oh boy, they just threw her into the ring post, and left her there, and they’ve gone!

Now, let’s see what Roxanne Pallett’s up to – ah, there she goes, William Gallas is carrying her back to his hotel – and by the look of those cuts on Samia’s face, Pallett’s gonna get laid by the entire first team squad at Tottenham!

To confirm the result, Sylvie van der Vaart knocked Samia Ghadie out in round 6.