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26 August 2012 Intro Beevers Babes at Trump Plaza

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Posted by Knowlesey (Intro by The Wiz) on August 26, 2012, 4:16 am

O'Dell: "You are looking at a sell out crowd at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey. I'm Jennifer O'Dell along with Jenny McCarthy and Tess Valmore, and, tonight Beever's Babes in the house for what has the makings of a great card. We've got two of the stable's new acquisitions in action, starting with welterweight Gemma Atkinson who'll battle Front Street's Portuguese Princess, Daniela Ruah..."

McCarthy: "Walmart's got Ruah the favorite here, but I think she's the typical overrated Dancing Hooker and I think Atkinson will get the job done for her new stable..."

O'Dell: "Speaking of Front Street, The Santa Barbara Slugger, Katy Perry, will battle Kelly Rowland in our second contest..."

Tess: "And let me guess, Mac, we disagree on THAT one, too..."

McCarthy: "Rowland gave TORV a fight. And she's the only REAL fighter Weirdo HAS. Perry's not even one of the best of the rest. Rowland a HUGE favorite in my book."

O'Dell: " And, in our Main Event, it's the other new member of Beever's Babes, Miley Cyrus, battling Lookout! Boxing beauty Brenda Song!"

McCarthy: "And Tess and I AGREE on this one. Brenda's the favorite. Miley has potential, though..."

O'Dell: "And, in an interesting subplot, manangement of Lookout! and Front Street in the same building tonight along with both stables. For the first time since this week's kerfluffle over Jennifer Love Hewitt getting the next bantamweight title shot..."

McCarthy: "Looks like Paris Hilton learned a valuable lesson this week..."

Tess: "And that would BE?"

McCarthy: "That The Weirdo is a backstabbing weasel who can't be TRUSTED. Fortunately for Lookout!, Mac The Knife bumped into Paris shortly before airtime. And I offered her the services of the FCBA's premiere schemer and manipulator..."

Tess: "See, I don't think Paris will be able to take advantage of those services, because Cassie Scerbo is on WIZ'S side. And just saying that out LOUD sent chills up my spine..."

McCarthy: "I don't mean SCABBO! I mean ME!"

Tess: "And how did Paris RESPOND to that generous offer..."

McCarthy: "She said she'd CALL me..."

Tess: "I wouldn't wait by the phone..."

McCarthy: "Oh, she'll call! And SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys! Just three fights tonight, so some of you might be conscious for the Main Event. And it's just about bell time, ladies and gentlemen, so, welcome to Boxing After Dark on HBO!"