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29 August 2012 Lily Allen vs Rose Byrne

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BBU: FIGHT CLUB UK VS FOXFIRE ATLANTIC BOXING

Posted by Katie Price on August 29, 2012, 3:20 am

- Rose Byrne(FAB) vs. Lily Allen(FCUK)

>Jordan Radio is pleased to bring you a Bantamweight contest; Rose Byrne(1-1-0) goes up against Lily Allen(1-0-0)

Two very raw fighters here.Personally im thinking Rose could have an advantage with her 4 inch height advantage over the 5 foot 2 inch Lily Allen.Rose definately wins in the sexiness stakes with her slim figure.Rose enters the ring in a lycra catsuit coloured all gold...Now Lily Allen enters into a cloud of thick white smoke to the sounds of one of her songs(no idea which one they all sound alike to my old ears)..Lily is wearing a one piece dress of all blue and white frills...and it is see through nice...

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>The fight begins!
>Rose slips past a left jab and counters with a nice left hand.
>A jab doesn't find its intended target, allowing Lily to fire back with a nice left hand.
>Rose slips past a left jab and fires back with a flurry of jabs and straight punches.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Rose avoids a jab.
>We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
>A straight left from Rose fails to land.
>Lily doesn't press the issue, allowing Rose to circle.
>Lily waits for a flurry of punches to stop, then hits a nice jab.
>Breathing very hard, Rose Byrne is looking ragged.
>Round one is brought to an end as time runs out.
>That was a close round, but I'm giving it to Lily, 10-9.

>There's the bell for the start of the round!
>Between rounds we could hear the corner of Lily telling her to go right at Rose, hard and fast.
>Lily counters a wayward left jab with a jab.
>Rose steps back to avoid a wild spinning back fist.
>There is an exchange of strikes, but neither fighter does any damage.
>Lily comes in closer, looking to attack from the pocket.
>Lily cannot get close enough to the elusive Rose.
>We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
>We have one minute of the round remaining.
>Lily slips past a left jab and counters with a crisp left hand punch.
>Lily steps back to avoid a left jab.
>The time runs out on round two.
>I have to give that round to Lily, but only a 10-9.

>We are back underway!
>A flurry of punches fail to land, giving Lily the opportunity to counter with a nice jab.
>Rose counters a wayward left jab with a massive right hand, knocking Lily down to the ground!
>Lily has a ten count to get up.
>4!
>5!
>6!
>7!
>The referee stops counting as Lily regains her footing.
>The fight restarts with both fighters in the center.
>Advancing, Rose counters a left jab by using a barrage of huge rights, knocking Lily down!
>Lily has until a ten count to get back to her feet.
>4!
>5!
>6!
>7!
>8!
>9!
>Lily is up.
>The referee tells them to continue the fight.
>Rose Byrne looks like she is on the verge of exhaustion.
>We pass the halfway mark of this round.
>Rose avoids a quick jab and hits a barrage of huge rights, knocking Lily down!
>The referee starts a ten count on Lily.
>4!
>5!
>6!
>7!
>Lily gets up.
>The referee tells them to continue the fight.
>Lily avoids a jab.
>There's under a minute left in this round.
>Slowed down by physical tiredness, Rose still looks to get in close and strike from the pocket.
>Rose can't get near enough to engage, Lily uses strikes to keep her out of range.
>Although visibly tired, Rose looks to move in and stand in the pocket.
>She gets into range.
>Round three is brought to an end as time runs out.
>Great round, very exciting.
>Rose takes that round easily by 10-8 on my score card.

>Round four begins!
>Judging from what we heard from her corner, Rose is looking to avoid takedowns as much as possible in this round.
>Lily steps back to avoid a left jab.
>Rose Byrne looks like she is completely out of gas.
>Both fighters come toe-to-toe and strike, but none of the strikes result in significant damage being done.
>Having stepped in close to throw their strikes, they end up grappling.
>The grappling doesn't go anywhere, and they break apart.
>Rose steps back to avoid an enormous knock out punch.
>Lily gets Rose with a punch to the ribs, but it lacked power.
>The fight slows as Rose sits back and allows Lily to circle.
>We are now at the halfway point of the round.
>We have one minute of the round remaining.
>Lily is looking to get in close and strike from the pocket.
>Lily is now standing in the pocket.
>Using good head movement, Rose slips past a punch and hits a nice jab.
>Time expires and we come to the end of round four.
>That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Rose.

>We are back underway!
>A jab misses, allowing Lily to counter-strike with a series of hard rights!
>There's a stalemate as both fighters throw strikes, but neither scores.
>Lily throws a barrage of big punches but Rose bobs and weaves, not letting any of them find a home.
>Not comfortable in the pocket, Rose steps back and creates some space.
>Rose bobs and weaves.
>Lily steps in to put some pressure on.
>We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
>Lily cooly stalks Rose so that she is trapped in the corner.
>Rose has to cover up to take a barrage of big punches.
>We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
>Rose looks shaken! She appears to be on rubbery legs after that last strike!
>A huge right hand lands, Rose didn't see it coming and is knocked to the ground...she is out cold!
>Lily Allen takes the victory by way of Knock Out!

>Official Result: Lily Allen defeats Rose Byrne (Knock Out (Punch) in 2:35 of round 5). The match was rated as being Great