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30 August 2012 Alesha Dixon vs Jessica Schwarz

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BBU SUMMER GRUDGE FIGHT

(BEEVER"S BABES VS LIONESS CLUB)

Posted by Knowlesey & Vassago on August 30, 2012, 12:55 pm

Perhaps the biggest rivalry in the BBU history is about to witness it's climax as two former bantamweight champions square off to decide an internal feud which is far more important than anything else these two girls have achieved in their careers to date. It's part three of the classic England vs Germany modern war. It's Alesha Dixon vs Jessica Schwarz and the ultimate body-saddle combat.

Georgie Thompson is proud to present this mouth-watering clash from Brighton and quickly reminds the audience about past fights Schwarz and Dixon were involved. A giant screen is being carried onto the ring and the first movie comes from October 2011, the semi-final of the now defunct championship tournament where Dixon won via a split decision, one of the most controversial verdicts in BBU's history. Take two; roll couple of months forward and it's December 2011 and the inaugural running of the current title-deciding format. Schwarz knocks out Dixon in the eight round and body-saddles her afterwards, a grand total of five laps around the ring before the proud singer couldn't take it anymore and collapsed.

The screen is removed, but the security guards quickly fill the void with another item. Yep, it's the legendary human-saddle, kept in the dens of Lioness Club's HQ back in North London. Probably the hottest thing on the BBU market, some people claimed it was lost or perhaps burned after Jessica Schwarz relinquished her bantam crown to Erica Cerra, but that was all hogwash. The body-saddle makes it's triumphant return and according to the Lioness Club executives, it's been put on the line of tonight's fight. Stable press office CEO Kate Garraway couldn't be her in Brighton, but another TV personality, Christine Bleakley, who was active earlier tonight, appears next to Georgie Thompson and confirms this status: "Yeah, Georgie, the saddle is on the line. If Alesha can somehow defeat Jessica, she can ride her ass around the ring and take the saddle back home. It's a huge bet from our side, but Jessica is our #1. We're only throwing her against the top quality opposition and of course because of her feud with Dixon. It's all even so far, even though everyone saw the daylight robbery last October. Now it's time for Jessica to settle this once and for all!"

But it's Alesha Dixon arriving first in the ring, she's wearing a sizzling red bikini and golden gloves. Brown hair dyed in Beyonce-like hazel shades, tied in a sleek ponytail. Next to her fellow Beever's Babes stablemates, Emma Rigby and Jennifer Metcalfe who will serve as Dixon's corner crew tonight.

And here comes Jessica Schwarz from the opposite side of the ring. She's wearing a black & golden striped bikini top, white panties and red gloves. Hair loose; dyed in raven black color. On her side couple of Lioness Club bantams, Keisha Buchanan and Charlotte Church who will also serve as the corner crew tonight. It's more than just a random main event fight and everyone in the audience knows it.

All six girls come forward for the introductions, but Rigby and Buchanan immediately grab each other by the hair and try to wrestle in the ring even before the opening bell!!! Temper, ladies! Security guards are quickly on hand and drag the wildcats away, but there's little doubt we'll see more of this soon as both Rigby and Buchanan seem to hate each other's guts already! However that's for another night to settle. Ref comes forward and things calm down for a moment as everyone awaits the opening bell. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Dixon with loads of aggression, wants to make an early statement and she jabs to the body straight off the bell, catching Schwarz nicely in the proccess as the German girl seemingly expected a much slower start from her foe. Dixon keeps firing low jabs but Jessica holds her ground and finally counters up high, grazes Alesha on the cheeks before the guard blocks her off, but Dixon briefly drops her aggressive mindset and Schwarz continues to throw high punches; looks to announce her arrival in the ring as well. Alesha is unable to defend the high shots and counter at the same time and Schwarz dedicated striking makes the difference as Dixon is forced to step away, taking couple of clean hooks to the cheek before a right down low catches her on the ribcage. Alsha winces briefly and looks to clinch as Jessica moves on her and tries to close the distance. Quick jabs to the body follow, but Dixon forces a clinch, ignores referee's efforts to separate the girls and a lenghty struggle along the ropes occures before the English girl is finally given a warning and she lets go of the hold. Jessica's after her with more jabs to the body, now works the low sequence and Dixon can't handle the high-tempo, she leaps back and forth, barely escapes getting trapped in a corner but her chaotic behaviour stuns the perfectly planning German rival who pauses for a moment, seemingly adjusting her marks and gets caught with a big overhand as Alesha's too experienced and skilled not to take advantage of that lapse of concentration. More heavy jabs to the body follow and Schwarz gets pushed back to the middle of the ring and Dixon looks to have regained some confidence but the bell halts her comeback seconds later.

Round 2:
Alesha boosted by the final seconds of the opening round, comes storming out of her stool, catches the German in the ribcage, almost a carbon copy of the previous start but Jessica's aware of that gameplan, throws a big hook to the jaw and Dixon's head snaps back, stops her attack and once again, too much aggression backfires on the English girl. Jessica pushes her further away with more jabs to the body and Alesha leaps to safety, circles around the German and Schwarz does likewise, girls catching some respite after a spirited opening minutes of this bout. Dixon's first to blink, very eager to make up for the December body-saddling and she lays some leather into Jessica's midsection, but gets blocked soon afterwards and can't handle the response again. Schwarz nails her all-too-easily in the face with couple of big hooks, pushes her back to the ropes and Dixon shakes her head in disgust; she's forced to leap around the ring in avoidance, struggles to cope with the German's dominance in close distance. Schwarz keeps coming after her, one can sense the personal interest involved in this one and Alesha isn't quick enough to avoid all the blows, gets tagged with a belter between the arms and that's enough for Jessica to jump on her like a vulture, low jabs to the stomach bend the English girl forward, massive uppercut splits her mitts and lands on the jaw before a right hook nails her on the nose! DIXON DOWN, DIXON DOWN!!! That's a shade of the former championship-winning combo from Schwarz which sends the proud singer spawling on her backside and it's BBU's finest on display in Brighton! Alesha shakes her head again, climbs back on her feet at five and nods quickly to the man in charge. "That was nothing, you fool!". She's eager to punish the German for that knockdown but can only force a clinch as Jessica is happy with seeing out the final seconds of the round without further attacks. She's made a proper statement already!

Round 3:
Jessica goes for the kill, obviously certain of Dixon's damaged confidence. She leaps to the English girl; throws several high hooks to the head, but Alesha took the wake-up call well, her guard is as solid as it was back in her champion days and the German girl can't find a break-through. Schwarz struggles to make an impact and the quick KO is scratched as Dixon fights back herself, lands several blows to the midsection, overwhelming her rival on a longer stretch and Jessica jumps back into safety, allows Alesha to comes after her instead and Dixon finds more success with the low jabbing, forces Schwarz to circle around the ring, looking somewhat puzzled. Alesha turns on the aggressive mode again, hassles Schwarz even further and lands more jabs to the body, but Jessica keeps her honest with straight right jab to the cheeks, that's one potential haymaker as the bantams saw one and Alesha ducks her head around that shot, wary of the lethal threat it poses. Single-striking exchange from mid-range follows and neither girl takes advantage until the final minute where Alesha's low jabs don't seem to land as well as before and Jessica cracks that high right several times around the gloves, snaps Dixon's head in the proccess and at the bell, the singer's eye looks bruised and lumped up. Alesha struts back to her corner but Jennifer Metcalfe looks concerned about the early wounds as Jessica simply lands more vicious shots and might cut Dixon up beyond repairs before this one is over.

Round 4:
Another leather-trading in mid-range, both girls are happy to work their aggression and Alesha looks really determined to tame her German rival, she's clearly forgotten about that early knockdown. Schwarz's right jab still makes the biggest difference though, Alesha's head snaps back again and the German's low guard keeps her well protected for majority of the singer's attacks. Dixon not doing enough up high; gets nailed with another belter in the guts as Jessica's variety reigns supreme instead. Almost invisible punch from Schwarz, the one to the guts and it leaves Dixon breathless and rooted to the spot for a moment, cardinal mistake against someone of Jessica's potential and the German bangs her trademark right to the eye, the swelling increases within seconds, left/right combo to the nose follows and Alesha wobbles back, tries to cover up, but a right hook on the temple SENDS HER SPAWLING ON HER BACKSIDE instead!!! Another devilish sequence from Schwarz and now Dixon takes her time before getting up. She beats the count at eight, but her eye looks really bad now and Jennifer Metcalfe is ripping her hair out in the Beever's corner! Dixon is wounded, hopes to hang on until the bell but Jessica pins her to the ropes with another combo to the guts, cracks a series to the head and it's one-way traffic in the final minute. Alesha gets pushed to the ropes and takes a heavy punishment; she's unable to find any response and just eats leather as the Lioness Club's corner explodes in joy! Ref looks on, but spares Dixon a TKO, yet when another gutwrencher bends her in half and a left jab to the ribs PUTS HER SLIDING ON THE KNEES most of the audience expects him to call it a day! But it's only seven seconds left on the clock and Dixon is saved by the bell allthough she's in all sorts of bother as she crawls back to her corner. Metcalfe and Rigby are silent during the interval, they can't help their friend and one must sense no one in Brighton is.

Round 5:
Dixon walks back from her stool, a wounded prey on the German's mercy and there isn't going to be much shown here tonight! Schwarz takes her time in approach, she knows her foe is AWOL both mentally and physically; single-strikes to the body, gives her more bruising on the ribcage and Alesha can only moan in pain now. She gets pushed to the ropes quickly and it's the same story as in the previous round. Dixon all covered up, waiting for a miracle that will never happen. Jessica pounds her midsection until Alesha can't keep her arms high anymore, there's that numb factor and ref knows he can't prolongue this beatdown any longer, but just as he wants to rush in and stop the contest, Alesha's arms drop to the side, she's all exposed and Schwarz finishes in style with a right uppercut to the jaw. DIXON CRASHES DOWN ON HER SIDE and this time she's not getting up. Call the Chancellor everyone, it's KO R5 Jessica Schwarz!!!

Post-fight:
Three knockdowns in as many rounds, too much for anyone in the BBU to handle, let alone against Jessica Schwarz before the final blow was eventually struck. The most ill-tempered duell in the BBU history is settled in a surprisingly vicious fashion and one must wonder if Alesha ever issues another challenge to her German nemesis. Georgie Thompson thinks she won't, but the interviews are postponed as Keisha Buchanan and Charlotte Church carry the body-saddle to the ring already! They're not wasting any time despite Alesha still being revived on her stool after that heavy knockout. Emma Rigby tries to delay the ultimate humiliation but Keisha leaps after her and sends flying over the ropes with a right cross-hook on the nose!! Goodnight Miss Rigby!!! Metcalfe shakes her head in disgust as Church tries to tease her into a bare-knuckle contest "Just take Alesha for a ride and let's leave this damn place once and for all !!!"

Obviously Brighton won't bring back any fond memories for the Beever's Babes camp since this event as a dazed and semi-conscious Alesha Dixon is draged off her stool by both Keisha and Charlotte. They make her kneel down on slap her on the back to change back to all fours. Alesha's head slumps between her shoulders, Georgie Thompson is ringside reporting that Emma Rigby got a nasty black eye after that Buchanan strike but she notices Alesha coming back to her senses now as Jessica Schwarz approaches her and orders her stablemates to place the saddle on the singer's back.

And Charlotte and Keisha get the thing started, Alesha's familiar with the procedure as well, legs up first and then the arms. She's not even protesting this dubious distinction, her mindset probably crushed to bits and Jessica plants her foot on her back, grabs the straps and ties them around Alesha's waist and boobs. Extra tight around the boobs! Cameras flash repeatedly ringside and the BBU TV will have loads to coverage after tonight's performances. One more pose for the German pundits, Jessica swings her hair in provocative fashion, keeps the foot planted on Dixon's back, if only she still had that bantamweight title belt! Charlotte and Keisha join the show for extra pictures, but soon leave the ring and it's all for Jessica to enjoy!

She sits down on the saddle, grabs the straps, presses her thighs against Alesha's midsection and checks the stability of her ride. Jessica seems happy with the set, spanks Dixon on the butt and orders her "Let's go, wimp! Gimme six laps tonight!". Alesha doesn't respond though even in wake of crowd's jubilant chants "Ride that slut, ride that slut!!!". But when Schwarz grabs the singer by the hair and yells out "Go now or I will shave you bald", Alesha kicks into gear and begins her first lap around the ring. Crowd is making a steady but increasing noise as Dixon completes the first lap which is greeted with a loud "ONE!!!!" heard probably all around Brighton. Alesha keeps going for another one "TWO!!!", maintains her pace during the third "THREE!!", but struggles heavily afterwards. Buchanan and Church arrive back at the ring to offer the human mare some help. "Don't stop now, slut! You still got three more to go!!" But Alesha is done, she's completely shattered and unable to recover. She crumbles down in the middle of the ring and completely loses her dignity crying her heart out for everyone to see. "Get that tramp off my sight!", Jessica is furious with the premature end of her ride and Keisha and Charlotte unbuckle the saddle and carry it off the ring.

Georgie Thompson tries to make her way onto the ring, but gets pushed back on the floor by a charging Jennifer Metcalfe who is there to collect the fallen former champ Dixon. Jessica sits down on her stool and watches Metcalfe's fruitless efforts to revive Dixon from her misery, Alesha is simply unable to even get up now. "C'mon, let's get the hell out of here! Emma is lying there somewhere already and I can't handle another dead meat!". "Need some help?", Jessica grims with little sympathy as Jennifer throws her a deathstare but keeps the focus on Alesha and receives a big ovation from the crowd when she finally wraps her arms around Dixon's waist and drags her off the ring. Security guards finally offer the brunette some help and the stretcher is on hand to carry both Alesha Dixon and the still dizzy feeling Emma Rigby back to the locker room.

Meanwhile the Lioness Club quartet celebrates the hard-earned but well-deserved success with the audience. Jessica Schwarz, Christine Bleakley, Charlotte Church and Keisha Buchanan all cherish this wonderful night and it was a truly great performance from the Barnet-based stable. "I feel we can fight in Brighton all the time now, right girls?", Christine asks her stablemates and they all agree. Who can blame them?

Final report from Georgie Thompson. Apparently Andrea McLean got a little drunk in wake of her win over Alex Jones and she left the event early with couple of anonymous male individuals by her side. The company was later seen in downtown Brighton with more male individuals joining them as well as a striking blonde which bore a huge resemblance to Sylvie van der Vaart. Unfortunately our brave reporter couldn't confirm that a large contingent of Tottenham Hotspur players celebrated Sylvie's victory especially that the Dutch model was last seen leaving the ring on a stretcher and not looking all that ready for a party. Any details about a BBU night out in Brighton should be available in both Beever's Babes and Foxfire Atlantic Boxing press offices.

Final result: Jessica Schwarz def. Alesha Dixon KO5.