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22 September 2012 Jennifer Carpenter vs Yvonne Strahovski

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SPECIAL "DEXTER" FIGHT

Posted by simguy on September 22, 2012, 10:24 am

BEFORE: On-set turf battles generally closed-to-the-public affairs...Jennifer's not having it. "I wanted Yvonne's defeat to be very public and decisive," Jen explains in prefight. "I don't want her nibbling and working against me every day on-set: one big fight; let's settle our issues; let's figure out who's Alpha. I'm not afraid of her: I battered Grace Park; I'm one of the fittest girls in the fittest city on earth - obviously Strahovski's walking into a world of trouble in this fight!"

Straho poised and calm - respectful of Carpenter, but very much a Blonde On A Mission at podium. "We offered Jennifer very gracious terms to step aside on Dexter and avoid a confrontation," Yvonne relates, "She declined, so here we are. I'd say my Theron win more than eclipses her Grace Park, and my conditioning takes a back seat to no one's. I recognize how important Jen's been to the show, but I don't play second fiddle to anyone. If she needs a public thrashing to get the point...so be it!"

Jen in midnight blue crushed velvet bra and panties, studded with silver rhinestones along cups and waistline; small black gloves; hair tightly back in high pony. Yvonne in black bra with white lace trim/black boy-leg panties; small black gloves; blonde hair in high pony with bangs framing cheeks.

During R1: Classic 'Vonny S...brisk, striding footwork; sudden in-and-out, darting attacks...stiff left jabs probing for Jen's cheekbones; pounding straight rights testing brunette abs. Carpenter turning, keeping dukes up...Jen very much on the defensive, trying to read Yvonne's speed. Strahovski's penetration and accurate, sticking punches take a toll...Jen looking glassy-eyed, uncertain down the stretch, when a tapping left jab punches her face back; driving right kisses off her chin and CARPENTER'S DOWN! Jen one-two'd to her glutes...she's blinking in astonishment at bell.

R2: Same loping, counter-clockwise footwork from Yvonne, setting up sudden penetrations and punches...Jen blinking, keeping dukes at cheeks, giving away her toned abs to Vonnie's spanking straight rights. Blonde girl glaring, tight-lipped as she gets her touches...she's well in front when Carpenter starts to jab-with late, finally landing on sleek Aussie to avoid another shutout.

R3: Leggy free-for-all erupts early - girls striding into lashing lead rights/coming back hooks and DOWN GOES VONNIE! Yvonne quick-clipping right/left across her chin, sputting out of orbit to go down knees-and-elbows...Jen smoldering, gazing down all hot on the strut-past as Vonnie's dusting herself off. Straho takes her 8, never gets off the apron...Jen lopes in, sets up rangy-strong, starts going all Maria Menounos on Yvonne! Jen's face frowning with intensity - dukes at chin as she leans in over left foot. Small, hard glove digs in PAK! to Vonnie's leftside lats, then Jen's snap-hooking the sternum. Yvonne grimacing, trying to push Jen off with the right hand, then cuff her lefty: Carpenter bobbing on the spot, punching vicious, rigid right/lefts to Yvonne's ribcage/flanks - really scouring away. Withering assault takes Vonnie's breath away...she's mincing to her right along ropes, distraught...Jen stepping-with, BURYING that right hand into ribcage, then cleaning up a scouring left hook off the lead (left) plant leg. By the final moments, breathless blonde girl reaching to clinch...rangy brunette just pushing her off, pounding away all small-glove PIK! PAK! PEK! to bell!

R4: More Jenny on Vonnie violence along the aprons! Blonde girl frowning bytchily, getting ass kicked...lanky brunette in wide-stance - leaning in to drag that rigid right into Strahovski's flank; straight-jabbing the left hand to chest; carving the right across blonde abs; tight-swiping hook to chin. Yvonne just under siege, getting ripped up to body; getting her chin clipped...lovely long blonde legs hold her up, but by the midway point, Jen's punches are loosening Yvonne, slugging her back into ropes. Down the stretch, Vonnie in a bad way...she forms face-in-gloves, sitting butt-in-ropes, wilting forward as Jen lashes away lefts and rights to throbbing Aussie torso! Bell: Carpenter digging in an extra right hand thick behind blonde left elbow late...ref has a stern word for seething brunette en route to her corner.

R5: Vonnie trying to leg her way to freedom, but Jennifer lunging in, spearing the jab to face, driving blonde-girl ropeside to renew the siege. Sinewy-armed girls reaching out to push and touch before punching - each spanking face via chopping, poking lefts or rights, but Carpenter won't be backed off. Reminiscent of Menounos/Vandervoort as Jen bores in - lashes the right hand to blonde leftside lats; whirls the hook to breadbasket or tits; bounces fists off scalp whenever Vonnie's wilting and letting her guard down. Blonde trying to punch-back - and succeeding in spots, but work-ethic of Carpenter is unbelievable. Wiry brunette works her sinuous blonde to tatters in another non-stop slugging heat!

R6: "UPSET" trending on twitter...Carpenter marches brazenly on Straho, trading right hands to face, walking blonde girl to ropes. Just a vicious, single-minded job-of-work to chop, hack, lash and dig at exquisite blonde beef...Vonnie with teeth bared, fighting off the ropes, but just getting outworked. Jen's head weaving side to side as she whirls in wicked licks from either hand - small glove snatching at blonde flesh, then curling back to brunette chest to reset. Arm-punches back from breathless Yvonne - often while she's sitting in ropes...she's getting drained by Jennifer's relentless aggression. Down the stretch - savage body work has blonde girl gasping in exhaustion...short right to chin nearly drops Vonnie on the spot - only the ropes hold her up as she leans back against them, spellbound. "IT'S MY SHOW!" A seething, red-faced Carpenter screams as ref's pushing her off...Vonnie blinking in stupor, head lolling slightly...she's getting rolled up on all fronts by a VERY determined Jenny C through 6.

R7: Relentless Menounos-style body attack continues, Carpenter-to-Strahovski. Yvonne distressed, fighting off ropes or aprons...she just can't break through to midring where her legs might be the answer. Jen grimly determined, setting an Olympic miler's pace...stiff jabs stamp betwixt blonde jugs; slashing palm-down rights carve at Vonnie's left armpit or lats; rangy hooks dig at right flank; gouging left uppercuts carve at tummy or sternum, and the occasional overhand right crashes off Yvonne's stunned, sleepy face. Blonde girl really showing heart, fitness here...she sponges up another pasting, trusting her legs as Jen romps to more hard-working points!

R8: Hammer and tongs punching as Yvonne fights flat-footed off the ropes, just trading sinewy-limbed slobberknocker with victory-obsessed brunette. Jennifer boring in on Yvonne's torso - cutting punches across it; digging punches into it; hacking at it palm-up; whirling into it palm-down. Systematic, withering rhythm to Carpenter's work - no flurries or messiness - each punch has legs, buns and back providing leverage. Vonnie's punches off the ropes lacking the same commitment...she's frequently beaten into a face-in-gloves posture, sagging against ropes as Jennifer hammers away to glory. Bell: Carpenter pushing off proud blonde with total disdain...brunette draws a fine on the walk back to her corner by drawing thumb across her throat in exultation.

R9: Yvonne all banged up, mouthbreathing from the savage body work, world-class legs holding her up as once again Jen mounts siege at ropes. Straho groggy, just switching her shoulders side to side, trading mindless punches - blue eyes staring, then wincing when she's forced to accept pain. Jen's punches skidding and thumping across blonde surfaces...punching Straho into seated positions on ropes, forcing her to cover up. Blonde answers on pride alone, willing herself to open up and trade, but brunette fists like locusts stripping a wheat-field - just comprehensively pasting wilting Vonnie.

R10: Yvonne trying to rally her legs, loping to her right...Jen stalking resolute with chin tucked, dukes at cheeks. Carpenter chasing along ropes...blonde lands a cute counter-right uppercut, shunting Jen sideways to ropes on her right shoulder. Sweeping left hook clouts across Jen's right cheek, startling her; limber right slashes across mouth, punching the gumshield off Jen's teeth...brunette staring, suddenly loose-limbed and stricken at ropes...VONNIE'S ALL IN! Whirling lather of rights and lefts - Yvonne leaning in, keeping elbows close to her body as she pelts away. Jennifer sputtering - face getting puh-pasted, then Vonnie's in the waist via whirling palm-down lefts and rights, doubling Jen up hurrrt! Vonnie pushing off, making she Jen can't tie up, then leaning in to whirl blows to the head...sinewy blonde legs in wide aspect, supply back swaying in time to the lather and THE REF STEPS IN! Carpenter out on her feet, blubbering in heartbroken protest...TKO10 in HUGE comeback fashion, Yvonne Strahovski!

AFter: Theron-like performance from a potential heir as Straho loses 7 straight rounds, taking the pasting of a lifetime, then pouncing on the one opening she gets to take it all away from Jennifer late. Yvonne all scuffed and puffy - ribcage glowing pink from the constant abuse...she gets a tenser bandage around the ribs as poor Jen is consoled on her stool. "She fought a great fight," wincing Yvonne admits in postfight. "She's every bit as fit as she claims, but in the end, Great beats good, Special beats decent every time. It's all about heart - she had me under a blanket and was taking crowbars to me all night, but I wouldn't give in. I'm Alpha and Jen's just going to have to learn to live with that."