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8 October 2012 Krista Allen vs Jeri Ryan

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Posted by simguy on October 8, 2012, 2:27 pm

BEFORE: Cougar super-bout between two of the hottest ladies in celebrity sports...Allen's skeptical about what Ryan's got left. "You look at her last few performances, and the fast-twitch isn't there," Krista says, shaking her head all mock-sympathetic. "She's there to be hit - she was never elusive, now she's facing into blows...it's a matter of me reaching out and touching her at will. And as you know, I've got LOADS of will!"

Ryan non-plussed in rebuttal. "I was tired of Krista's act in her prime," Ryan shrugs, "now that she's a shadow of the woman she was, her boasting rings a little hollow. I haven't lost a thing...I could still step to women like Adrienne Pallicki or Rachel Nichols, which means I'm still title-worthy. Pretty sure nobody thinks Krista belongs in a title bout, and after this fight, I doubt even SHE will have such illusions."

Jeri in black velvet bra and panties with white lace trim; white gloves; hair up with bangs framing face. Krista in purple bra and panties; black gloves; hair loose/tangly.

During R1: Krista leggy - stooping to stitch left jabs to Ryan's firm tummy; skipping right while triggering straight right/lefts to Ryan's rack...just quick-nipping punches combined with lithe footwork to keep Jeri at bay. Ryan stalking - face impassive...she's jabbing as a range-finder only, just following Krista around in a breezy Allen first. Krista delighted - smiling broadly, cackling "It's so easy!" to ringside fans.

R2: Krista still playing jab-and-scoot - spotting her left hand body/head, sprucing Jeri up, then scampering. Ryan's expression never changing - she walks or hops after Krista, hands loose around the chest/elbows in - just stalking her foe. Final minute - Allen working on her second shutout round...she jabs Ryan's tummy, slides to her right, eats a stiff left jab to mouth. Allen startled, but angry, pumping her jab to jug, only to eat a short, biting left hook to chin. Krista's legs give a shimmy, her eyes wide...while she's dealing with the trauma, Jeri leans in close, getting her back behind a drifting 10-inch right hand clean to chin and GOODNIGHT KRISTA! Allen switched off, hands dropping to her thighs as her torso lolls forward while her butt's heading backwards...she splashes to her back - hands flopping up above her head as she lands in a heap. KO2 Ryan with the trademark Jeri Ryan efficiency.

After: Krista fast asleep, eyes shut, mouth open...Ryan strutting past with a smug "I've still got it" smile. "Looks like my fast-twitch is still switchin'!" Jeri jokes in postfight. "If I catch you on the chin, you're going to go - doesn't matter how old you are; doesn't matter how big you are...it's just science. I don't believe I've lost a step...I've always lost a high percentage of minutes and rounds while I'm walking a woman to her doom; that stuff doesn't matter. All that matters is who's left standing at the end, and who's on her back."