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14 October 2012 Sacha Parkinson vs Diana Vickers

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BBU: SAMIA GHADIE'S MANCHESTER GODDESS PROMOTION

Posted by Jeremy on October 14, 2012, 3:17 am

Prefight

This second bout of the evening was supposed to be a blockbuster match and was cancelled before the ink dried. I have heard rumors, of several girls, that were supposed to be in this match, that would have impressed me way more than what we have instead. With the economy as tight as it is, and these jerk fight promoters, fill a card with this crap, and try to convince us that it’s worth our money? Diana Vickers? Give me a break. I don’t believe it, the crowd isn’t hanging around to watch this either, most of them are headed to the refreshment stands, and restrooms, rather than watch, Diana Vickers. I think I will go interview one of the next fighters from the next match, as well.

I asked the writer, to let me write this report, he couldn’t stomach to sit through a Diana Vickers match. I am 34 years old, and was recently tossed out in the cold, by the skank Katie Price, so I might as well try something new, yours truly Georgie Thompson.

Well, fine ladies and mindless lads, here comes the, uh Ahem, fearless Diana Vickers, with her 0-5 record, yes, I predict that this will be a short-lived fight, with Diana, wishing she had turned this opportunity down, because, ultimately, this stupid b*tch will suffer another horrific beating, by Sacha. I know, she is a wispy little blonde, but by no means, do I think she is Diana Vickers. Who cares what the skinny tramp, has on, It doesn’t matter, to me or the half empty crowd.

Here comes Sacha, I will admit the kid, has style, she is hot, in her peach bikini, with her blonde hair, in a bun, and I like the kid’s shoes too. She has a respectable 7-9 record, soon to be 8-9. I must admit, I’m jealous, I can’t stand, her goody goody, act. But whatever works, I get upset by a two bit whore, ROXY, and in two fights I’m done? Well, okay, like I was saying, Diana, is a joke and has no chance. I’ am doing my best at this writing, trying not talk about my career, but if anyone is looking for…..

ROUND 1

Goodness, the referee, horny fellow, just grabbed Sacha, on her…...WHOA, Diana, just came out swinging, and would have knocked Sacha into next week, had that landed! Sacha, is playing to the crowd, not taking this chump seriously. Ooooh, that jab, was warped, Diana’s long jab, wasn’t half bad, for a out of shape tart. C’mon Sacha, get your $h*t together! Diana, is definitely in Sacha’s head and face, what tha...Diana, is beating Sacha to pieces inside. If I were Sacha, I would retreat, and stop standing flat footed, taking a beating from a jobber like Diana. Sacha, is clinching on for dear life, and Diana is mumbling something in the kid’s ear. Surely, she’s not talking trash? WOW, Sacha, skinned her elbow up as she crash landed on the mat, Sacha, is lucky to hear the bell. I’m not sure she heard it though, she was busy watching lil’ birdies fly above her head. Well, just my luck, the reporter is back, along with the crowd, and he’s going all Katie Price on me, and wants his laptop back. After 1 Round I have it scored 10-8 Diana “worthless” Vickers. Just in case, he doesn’t delete this, Georgie Thompson, signing off, I will see you all again soon, love you all, MUAH,

ROUND 2

For the record, I apologize, I won’t make that rookie mistake again. I will give my undivided attention from here on out. There’s the bell, Sacha, is slumping over, and has is red faced, from whatever I missed ? Diana, is circling Sacha, and is complete control, Sacha, takes a jab, and another from Diana, that was a nice counter from Sacha, she getting land it flush, but it was a rally at least. Diana, isn’t backing down, either, she landed a 1,2 Sacha, is backing up, maybe Diana, is hurting her? Sacha, clinches, and Diana just threw a kidney punch, the referee, just reprimanded, and scolded Miss Vickers, although he didn’t deduct a point from her? That was a nasty uppercut, Diana just landed, Sacha, looks whipped and tired, now moving sluggish and slow. That was a telegraphed and slow hook to Sacha’ s head, but it landed, and put Sacha on her rear. There is the bell………...After scanning through my co-writers notes, if you will, that’s
two rounds in a row Sacha has been saved by the bell, against Diana Vickers. I apologize, once again, for my scatterbrained reporting, I didn’t do my research on Diana, and I regret to admit, I unprofessionally listened to Georgie, and I’m doing my best on the fly. I just you tubed a previous fight of Diana’s and Katy Perry absolutely annihilated Diana in 1 round and 15 seconds, so Diana is off to a better start already, I must admit.

ROUND 3

Diana, is circling the sloppy and fatigued Sacha, as she tries to work her jab, Sacha, isn't too slow to get out of it’s way. Sacha is back peddling again, staying out of harm’s way, as best she can. Diana, continues to stalk her down, only to let Sacha get off the hook, and can’t seem to finish the deal, as Sacha continues to find a way, to skate away! Apparently Diana hasn’t had a fight in about 20 months, and It’s starting to show, she is fatigued as well. There is long gaps in between her willingness to press Sacha, and Sacha senses it, as she is starting to get her second wind. Diana, throws a weak jab, and Sacha slips it, and lands two, three body shots, and circles back around, to not jeopardize losing any of the ground she gained recently. Sacha is working inside and stepping back, wearing Diana out, with hard nosed power punches to the jobbers jaw, and a blasting away at Diana’s tummy, as Diana now, clinches and she tries to lean in on Sacha, to continue to push her around, but Sacha isn’t letting her bully her around anymore here tonight. WHAT, Diana just stomped onto Sacha’s foot, and threw a dirty left uppercut into Sacha’s tummy, causing her to fall down, as the referee separated them. The referee deducted a point from Diana again. Sacha is getting up now, and the referee ruled that a slip, not a knockdown. The bell rings, and the two girls continue to swing way after the bell. Sacha was angry and threw a few wild punches, and Diana tagged her with a big right hand. Sacha is still slouching, but she is being held back by the referee, as she curses and shout obscenities at Diana, on her way back to her corner. Diana is fighting dirty now, trying to hold onto the early dominating lead she established, but it’s slipping away, with her fatigued, and out of shape figure. The two point deductions aren’t helping her either. Diana is fighting as if this may be her last chance.

ROUND 4

Sacha’s corner is up in the young girls face, shouting, for her to GET TOUGH! Sacha just stood up off her stool, and her corner, is doing a fabulous job, keeping the swelling down on her beautiful face. The two girls meet in the center of the ring, and Diana throws and lands a horrific punch that seems to crush Sacha’s right breast. It looked as if her glove sank deep into Sacha’s breast, causing the kid to immediately drop her gloves, ignoring the fact that she left herself wide open, as her jaw drops, in pain, shock, and agony. Diana doesn’t miss the opportunity to hit the open target as Diana lands a right hook, into Sacha’ s pretty face, and lands another that catches her jaw, dropping her down onto her belly. Sacha is in excruciating pain, and her mouth is open, and her lips are slobbering on the canvas, and Diana is too stupid to get back to her corner, she stands near Sacha, arrogantly, as if she has won the fight, with her arms raised in a V. Sacha is squirming, slithering up to her knees, and the referee finally gets Diana back to begin the count. The ref holds Sacha’ s gloves and stares deep into her big blue eyes, making sure someone is home, and Sacha mumbles just enough to convince him she is good to go. Diana presses Sacha, pushing her back into the ropes, as she lands an occasional gut wrenching gut shot, that causes, Sacha to clinch up and rest her sweaty blonde head, on Diana’s chest, trying to breathe, and stop her vision from spinning, and her head from pounding, when Diana steps right turning , with Sacha hanging on her breasts still angling her back to the ref, as he runs around to get a better view, when Diana slides Sacha’ s head into her cleavage and holds it for a second, letting go just before the referee, can see what she did. Sacha started to panic, from Diana’s sweaty and dirty tits cutting off her airway, and she began to slouch even more, as her legs are beginning to show signs of quit. Diana puts Sacha on the mat again with another right to her head, and this looks like a foregone conclusion, that Diana is going to pick up her first win in the BBU. The bell rings saving Sacha, for the third time in four rounds, Sacha stands, only to fall again, when he legs give way, and the referee warns her that he will stop the fight the next time she gets into danger, as she finally makes it back to her corner.

ROUND 5

This makes the crowd a little uneasy, the pretty young kid, Sacha has a bright future ahead of her, and we have to sit and watch Diana pick her apart with dirty low blows, and watch her lose to Diana Vickers! Diana, has never shown any willingness to fight anyone, nor lead this late into a fight. C’mon on Sacha, she is standing, but has to brace herself with her gloves on the ropes of her corner, and her face is a hot mess. Diana looks sloppy to be dominating a fight like this. Diana, sticks her jab, into Sacha’s face, followed by a miss, and the girls tangle. Diana is confident, and starts mouthing, saying, ”I hope you like the taste of toes, because, your busted up mouth and lips, will be kissing them, once I put you away”! While, I was watching the you tube fight of Diana and Katy Perry, Katy said the same thing to Diana, and Katy made the jobber girl do exactly what she said. Unfortunately for Sacha, it looks like she will get to experience what Diana did, with Diana being on the opposite end this time. Poor Sacha just hangs on, and while her head rests on Diana’s chest, her sweaty blonde hair causes her face to slide across Diana’s chest, straight into her cleavage. Diana, grins and laughs, as Sacha just turns it sideways, and leaves it there to rest as much as possible. I can’t imagine as worse place to be at this point for the young Sacha. This is definitely a career low, to have your face lying in a jobbers cleavage, and not have the strength to lift it out of there, totally embarrassing. The round ends with Sacha tying up as much as possible, and hanging on for another round.

ROUND 6

I can’t stand watching this, I wish I had stayed away and let you, the audience, suffer through Georgie Thompson’s version of the fight, instead of me having to suffer through this. Diana opens this next round with a flurry of punches, trying to put the young Sacha away. Sacha, against all odds, is doing quite well defending herself to start the round. Sacha lands a nice counter that, seems to have affected Diana’s accuracy because she is missing a lot. Sacha isn’t moving really at all, just making a stand, and actually winning to start the round. Diana paid for that right that Sacha, easily sidestepped, and planted a stiff jab that stung Diana. Sacha is actually starting to rally, and is not moving with world class speed, but she’s moving, as she lands a right hook over and around Diana’s weak jab, Sacha was able to follow that up, as Diana staggered back, with a right cross, and a left uppercut that now has Diana, hanging on trying to slow the pace, both girls, heads, are up against one another, dripping sweat and a little blood everywhere. Sacha just threw 4 punches and Diana, didn’t even attempt one, as two of them landed through Diana’s weak guard, the first bounced off Diana’s glove, smacking her in the face, and the hook, was not defended at all, Whoa, a delayed reaction there, Diana, took two or three steps back, and her knees buckled as she fell to the canvas. The bell saved Diana this time, considering the fact that Sacha, got saved by the bell THREE times, she probably deserves at least one. The huge gap in punching power is the difference in the fight. If Diana had any punching power at all, she would be celebrating a victory right now. I will make a no brainer prediction, that if Diana can’t rally here and pick up this victory tonight, after having Sacha too exhausted, and no will power to lift her head, out of a jobber’s RACK, that she will never taste victory,
ever!

ROUND 7

Sacha looks refreshed enough to finally end Dirty Diana here tonight, and probably her career, unless maybe Samia is looking for a new girlfriend to train, I can’t imagine anyone having anything to do with Diana after this tonight, should she lose, like I anticipate, this round. Sacha
is pounding Diana’s tits, as the poor girl just covers up and wobbles backwards, Sacha fires a jab, jab, then a crushing right back into the unguarded rack again, Sacha is killing poor Diana’s breasts, Diana drops to her knees, after a taking a few more punishing blows to her rack and spits out her mouthpiece, mumbling “Enough”, as the tears flow like a waterfall down her cheeks. It’s all over, Once again, I apologize for us all having to suffer through this painful to watch match.

Sacha Parkinson, defeats Diana Vickers by TKO in the 7th round.

In many ways, this was good for Sacha, teaching her the valuable lesson, to never overlook or underestimate a weaker opponent, and to always expect the unexpected. Sacha’ s corner, asks her to not punish Diana, as she sits on her stool, wailing away sniveling. Sacha says “no way a jobber like her threatens me, and gets away with it”! Apparently, Diana brought out a toughness in Sacha, she hadn’t found yet. Unfortunately for Diana, she is the one that pays the price, for bringing out Sacha’s villainess side.

Sacha, slips her boots off, and Diana does just what she said Sacha would do to her. Diana opened her big mouth earlier, and Sacha stuck her foot right in there.

Once Sacha was satisfied with Diana’s deed, she laughed, and said “well, we finally found something your good at.” About that time Samia, in desperate need of a new girlfriend, makes her way up to the ring and hears Sacha, saying, “You are so good at that, that you can come with me, and do that all the time, I will even pay you for it, since you’re boxing career is apparently over”! Samia, butts in and says, with a rolled up contract in her hand, Diana, “come with me, and I will get you another fight”. Diana, suddenly looks, as if she is going to get sick, and she accompanies Sacha, out of the arena, leaving Samia, standing there with a puzzled look on her face, as to why she would leave with the kid Sacha, than stay and sign a contract with her?