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31 October 2012 Introduction Asylum PPV

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Posted by Presented By HBO on October 31, 2012, 9:09 pm

O'Dell: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I am NOT Katniss Everdeen, but it's Halloween and Jennifer Lawrence doesn't appear to be here, so I'm going with it. I AM Jennifer O'Dell and, next to me, The Loose Cannon of the FCBA, Jenny McCarthy, who is wearing a rather revealing outfit...French Maid? Naughty Nurse?"

McCarthy: "Neither!"

O'Dell: "Ok, clue me in..."

McCarthy: "Greatest Fighting Playmate Of All-Time!"

O'Dell(sighing): "I might have known. And we're still waiting for the third member of our team..."

McCarthy: "What the..."

O'Dell: "And here COMES Tractorpull's Tess Valmore...being led to the ring by several ATTENDANTS..."

McCarthy: "She's trying to UPSTAGE...WAIT! Who is she supposed to...She'd BETTER not be..."

O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac...she's not dressed as Theron. She's dressed as Queen Ravenna, the character Theron played in 'Snow White and the Huntsman'!"

Tess: "Sorry I'm late, ladies. Traffic between The Manor and here was a NIGHTMARE...the Royal Coach was forced to take SEVERAL detours..."

McCarthy: "Stop with the phony accent, Walmart! You sound like that bytch Beckinsale! And you look RIDICULOUS!"

Tess: "Who are YOU supposed to be, Mac?"

McCarthy: "The Greatest Fighting Playmate Of All Time!"

Tess: "Then there's an accessory you'll need..."

McCarthy: "What's that?"

Tess: "A Carmella DeCesare mask..."

McCarthy: "Shut UP, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "Thus endeth the suspense! Drink up, boys! We've got a great card on tap, so welcome to 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats At The Asylum'!"