SPECIAL REFEREE: KITANA BAKER:

Posted by Simguy on 2/27/2004, 7:13 am.

Before: Similarity breeds contempt--mirror-image big blondes distinctly uncomfortable and fidgety around one another, but there’s no escaping it when two girls are this close: one must rule.

“People think I’m threatened,” says incumbent blonde Schnarre, “but I’m not--how could I be? Victoria’s a babe in the woods--a bunch of Playboy mansion pillow fights don’t prepare you for life in the FCBA. I’m going to beat the pampers off her, give her a proper introduction to the ring and maybe she’ll learn something,”

Silvestedt off a thrilling, but losing decision to legendary brunette Cindy Crawford, anxious to make a statement a middleweight. “Obviously it’s me, Gena Lee Nolin and Monika Schnarre, in that order--the blonde contenders in this division. Monika’s got this superiority complex because she’s been licensed longer than me, but honey, getting stale on the shelf and taking beatings from other big girls don’t impress me much. Get used to saying “Victoria’s better than me’., ‘cause pretty soon, it’s going to be obvious,”

Big talk, thunderous punching blonde4s, straining bras-straps and it gets better: special referee Kitana Baker scheduled to run the show--nothing like a sleek big-girl brunette to control a couple of tempestuous showgirls in the ring.

Vicki in leopard print push up and panties, Monika in black push up and panties, Kitana in red bikini, gold belly chain. Baker pushing her weight early, reading blondes the riot act during instructions, grabbing their wrists and forcing ‘em to touch up.

During R1: Stalking, flat footed circling--big beauties wary of one another’s one punch stopping power. Both extending long jabs to the neck and chest of the other, trying to spread the opponent out, set her up for one clouting right cross. Choosy power punching--girls hurling the right, then falling into beefy clinches--once bodied up and inched up tight, girls struggling mightily to drive the other to the ropes and hold her down for the break. Baker working up a sweat, pulling on brawny blonde arms, pushing against trembling blonde bellies to enforce breaks--Monika and Vicki clearly chafing at Kitana’s brusque instructions. Under different circumstances, blondes would be gleefully double teaming Baker and beating her senseless--having to obey her commands is obviously galling.

R2: RIGHT HAND VICKI SILVSTEDT and Monika sprawls on her back in the opening seconds! Schnarre picking her head up off canvas, giving it a shake--thunderous power of Vicki announcing itself as crowd roars to its feet. Monika beating the count in good shape--legs shook, but eyes clear--she nods as Baker queries, then Vicki plows on in! Silvestedt getting big on the ropes, nice thorough beat down to clean up after the knockdown, Job 1: smother Monika, make her feel weight, press her hared against the ropes. Job 2: beat Monika’s body, get a shoulder in Mon’s chest, lever her back and bludgeon belly with both mitts. Job 3: treat Schnarre’s jugs to a robust mugging! Victoria keeping the shots compact, pulling tight lefts and rights across Schnarre’s hulking bra--Monika can only snivel in pain as Silvstedt scrubs it up. Bell to bell Vicki--she’s prancing like a flyweight back to her corner as she storms out to an early lead. (Replay in between rounds--that sweet Silvstedt right: nice step to get close; right hand dropping 8 inches off the shoulder, fitting snug onto Monika’s chin; Schnarre sprawling in shock. Not what you’d expect from a Playmate: fundamentally sound short right hand.

R3: Vicki patiently, methodically working Schnarre over around that ring--classic workmanlike big-woman pace. Vicki carrying stout right hands into Schnarre’s waist, then bodying up, walking the girl back. Vicki palming and jostling her girl at the ropes, then splattering her with big strapping lefts and rights, beating away at Schnarre’s shoulders, head and guard. In between punching, Vicki’s pressing up on Monika, walking her backward and whenever Schnarre bends too far forward--Vicki rides a forearm across Mons broad back to push the girl to her knees. Bell to bell Silvstedt, just massaging Schnarre into defeat one minute at a time through 3.

R4: RIGHT HAND SCHNARRE! Girls just standing straight, extending those long jabs, but Monika rockets over top to stun her Swedish opponent. Silvstedt keeps her feet, but she’s ramshackle, wobbly-butt to the ropes and wide-eyed--covering up and digging in for the onslaught. Monika able to body up and get weight on Silvstedt for the first time--Victoria’s legs have been the stronger so far, but shot on the chin loosens her up, she’s moving backward as Monika gets on top. At the ropes, Monika loves to reach under Vicki’s arms and chest her up and back into the strands, then strap on the hurt downstairs, heaving and hurting with a sweaty rhythm. Silvstedt gray with shock--really soaking it up as Monika gets her back into thumping body shots and Schnarre hasn’t forgotten about Vicki’s jug romp: Monika palms Silvstedt’s shoulders open and chops vindictively away at the offending bra--meanspirited lefts and rights down and across the cleavage brings tears to a helpless Vicki’s eyes. Baker constantly issuing breaks and warnings--just an excuse to get her hands on these girls and be rough with them.

R5: Monika able to drive Vicki back with the jab--Silvstedt’s legs not back as early as Schnarre takes charge. Mon loading up the right but Vicki fairly cute defensively--Vick using the jab over the right shoulder to spoil Monika’s delivery, clinching routinely, stepping to the right away from Schnarre’s power.; Schnarre impatient, frustrated--late the round she’s trying to gather Vicki in with a reaching hook as Silvstedt hops counterclockwise and Vicki lands a BOOMING right over Monika’s left shoulder. Mon’s left leg jerks up off the canvas--sghe hops forward, then staggers to all fours--shocking blow on her ear has her shook! Svhnarre takes a boozy 8 and ON COMES VICKI! Silvstedt wading in, pressing up, stepping out and letting her hands go--Vick baring her teeth as she hauls in wallop--sumptuous wide lefts and rights ripping up Monika’s belly, shattering against her shoulder and jaw up top. Poor Schnarre just upright, there for punches--Victoria LAMBASTES a helpless beauty with gaudy power shots to steal an important Schnarre round.

R6: Stubborn, stop and go action--girls spanking out stiff jabs, polishing up one another’s left shoulder and jugs, then edging in to get hooks from in close. Both keeping the right at the cheek, preferring to hook clinch and body the other back--girls showing plenty of respect, neither wants to get hurt again. Baker tugging and reefing the bodies apart, wagging her finger in blonde faces, slapping at hips and bellies--she’s getting on the fighter’s nerves as both start yapping back. Monika prevailing at this sultry pace--she’s wrestling Vicki to ropes, tucking in the extra slutty right out of the clinch, headlocking and bullying Vicki effectively--experience showing up most in close rounds.

R7: More stop and go, sweating, straining, muscular action as big beauties body up and walk each other around. Silvstedt changing focus, crossing her arms and slugging side to side to bash away on the biceps and shoulders of her girl--Monika up against the ropes, just riding it out, but not answering back as the punching has a numbing effect. Good working round for Vicki--Monika not hurt, but all judges see is Vick working her girl over along the perimeter.

R8: Monika feeling it slip away, re-asserts herself--bvo9^th girls landing right hands midring, falling in to smother the receipt, both want to be the one coming forward. Girls take turns walking each other into the ropes, digging amidships while the opponent clinches up high around the neck, inviting the Baker break, Fatigue showing up--girls walking around with gloves at the stomach height, punching from their hips, loading up and leaning in dangerously. Down the stretch, girls trade simultaneous rights and SCHNARRE GETS HURT! Monika with a deep knee bend, straightening, falling off to her right-Vicki hops-with and bludgeons home a clubbing right to the ear to chase Mon ropeside. Poor Schnarre covers up, leans back into the ropes--Vicki able to set her feet wide and take a few free-swinging hacks--roping lefts and rights up and down her girl’s flanks to take it at the bell. Vicki upbeat, pounding her chest and exhorting the crowd en route to her corner--Schnarre downcast, starting to look psychologically beaten.

R9.10: Six long minutes of Vicki marching on Monika, walking her back in beefy clinches, smearing her along the ropes and beating, beating, beating her arms, flanks, tits and torso. Silvstedt measured, just stroking on the hurt with thick, tasty licks--getting her hips and legs behind every heartstopping blow Monika’s no longer competing--eyes hollow-0she can’t hold her ground and at the ropes, she just covers up lets punches detonate all over her body, then reaches in sullen to clinch for the break. Kitana breaking ‘em up,. Vicki wading back in hungry for more--it’s just one blonde riding down another down, hounding and pounding another all around the ring. Back to back shutouts, Vicki beats Monika into stupor with great late vigor--coms back UD10 Vicki Silvstedt.

After: 1000 stare in Monika’s eyes says it all--she came in the more experienced vixen, supposed to be the boss, instead she picks herself up off the canvas twice and gets her ass kicked pillar to post by a very hungry, very aggressive Vicki S. Silvstedt takes care of business--Monika poised to be an ever-present threat, but for now, there’s understanding between the two. “it’s going to be a while before Schnarre gets the courage take another run at me,” says the unusually strategic-minded Playmate, “I’m free to start imposing my will in these other girls, move on up the food chain, Life is good!”

Reposted by Archer 11/27/12