In the second match of Chelsee’s Triple Crown Challenge attempt, she is facing Louisa Lytton. Louisa is a 23 year old Actress, with a 0-3 record after she recently lost miserably to Jessica Jane Clement by KO in the 1st round.

Chelsee is the overwhelming crowd favorite and a huge favorite as far as the odds to win. This match feels as if it’s being overlooked, because I am one of the few writers covering this match. The media is busy, trying to get stories, photos, or simply just trying to get a peek at the lovely Nikki Sanderson. Nikki is like a rock star with her recent success. She has half the arena in line to speak with her. Nikki is …….., wait a minute -I completely missed Louisa’s entrance, she’s already standing in the ring, I don’t remember the announcer introducing her over the PA system. For what it’s worth, Louisa is in black bikini and red gloves.

Apparently several of the BBU girls placed wagers on the next horse race, because they are huddled up checking each others betting slips. Archer Racing has a horse in honor of the BBU girls. It’s a great horse, and Archer named the horse; BBU. Sir Alex Ferguson, has a horse in this race, he is the manager of Manchester United Football Club. They have also become the most commercially successful team in the world with a name and brand that is recognized in many countries. Sir Alex is running his horse: The last three minutes and it is the favorite, with BBU , running a close second. Anne Duchess of Westminster is another member of British Royal Family who has a passion for horse racing. She is also in attendance, and was the owner of Arkle, one of the greatest horses ever to compete. The Queen smiles during a day at the races while the Duke of Edinburgh uses binoculars to watch the field of horses.

I will say the same as Chelsee's last fight: beauty is in the eye of the beholder once again, as Chelsee struts to the ring, wearing the same outfit that she barely broke a sweat in during the first leg of the Triple Crown.


Round 1

Just as the gates open, the underdog horse, BBU, takes the lead over the favorite, The Last Three Minutes with a large lead. Louisa jumps out on the favorite, Chelsee in the ring, and catches her with a stiff jab, and lands a wild right hand. BBU continues to lead 3 Minutes around the turn as Chelsee struggles to counter the feisty underdog, that continues to throw a flurry of punches. Chelsee’s thigh’s are rock solid and support every bit of the dark girls heavily weighted, bouncing big boobs. Louisa is using her jab and keeping the rookie at bay, just as 3 Minutes continues to fall behind BBU, down the straight away. Victoria Beckham is standing and shouting obscenities at 3 minutes, because (as hot as Victoria is, who cares what hubby David B is doing) they have large wagers on the favorite.

Louisa opens up a bigger lead and seems to pick up confidence as she is quicker on her feet than the heavier girl. Chelsee finds herself in defense mode, just holding her gloves up trying to block Louisa’s speedy punches against the ropes. Louisa and Chelsee get tangled up and are in a clinch. Chelsee is sweating heavily and using her weight advantage to walk the lighter girl away from the ropes before being separated. As the horses round the third turn, BBU, makes a huge mistake and swings out wide during the turn, allowing 3 Minutes to angle itself closer to the rail. 3 Minutes and BBU just graze against one another, fighting for the lead around the corner.

Once separated Chelsee immediately fires a momentum changing right hand into Louisa’s mug that sends Louisa stepping backwards, in defense, wanting no more of that. BBU is trying to overcome the momentum change in their fight/race as well. A single inch of position, is all the darker, more muscular horse needed to take a slight lead into the final straight away. Louisa leaves her body wide open, after taking a devastating big right handed hook that left a shiner on her eye. 3 Minutes pulls ahead, and BBU looks to be fading away down the homestretch. While Chelsee works Louisa’s body over with body shots that are too much for Louisa to withstand.

With her tall white hat and covered in expensive jewelry, Victoria Beckham jumps up and down with excitement and happiness as 3 Minutes closing in on the finish line. Louisa, grabs hold of the now in control and dominant Chelsee desperately trying to hang on and no go down in front of all the Royalty on hand for at least one more round. Louisa is gassed and has little or no endurance to keep her head from sliding down into Chelsee’s hulking rack and cleavage. While tangled up, the referee has a clean view to the finish line and watches as 3 Minutes crosses the finish line in first place, leaving the underdog BBU in a distant with a second place finish.

Unfortunately for Louisa, the referee’s attention disorder caused her head to slide down Chelsee’s sweaty chest, landing her nose and mouth right into Chelsee’s cleavage. Chelsee held the back of limp legged Louisa’s head with her right glove applying pressure to make sure Louisa couldn’t escape the dark and sweaty hell. Louisa wiggled and struggled but her resistance caused her to lose energy much faster and she basically vacuumed up the horrid sweat from Chelsee’s gargantuan breasts and cleavage through her nose and mouth. The referee quickly turns his head and breaks the action up, and no one seem to notice his mishap, due to the magnitude of the race finale. Once the ref separates the two the bell sounds and Louisa is granted her wish, to survive for at least another 3 minutes.

Round 2

Louisa and Chelsee have all the royalties attention on them now and their eyes look very disappointed in Louisa. She is hunched over gasping for air. Louisa has her mouth wide open, like a sick puppy from nearly drowning in Chelsee’s bottomless swimming pool of sweat. Chelsee has her arms resting on the ropes, and her blondish afro or up do looks a frightened mess a top her head. The two girls are a far cry from the usual pageantry of Triple Crown elegant thoroughbreds.

It's quite a sight at Ascot to see a new girl like Healey to intimidate her opponents so easily with Lytton still struggling to get her breath back as the bell opens the second round. Chelsee wants to get this over and done quickly and the fact Jessica Jane Clement wasted less time in destroying Louisa last time around is an obvious insult. Still, bettering the Roxanne Pallett mark would be equally great for Healey's entourage and the new girl is quickly lashing out at her aching rival, smacking wide slaps to the midsection, trying to find more success to the face too. Louisa just covers up, the fighting spirit really going away from her in floods and she's reduced into a proper punchbag with Chelsee pummelling her around the ring and trapping along the ropes after few seconds. Big left hook to the stomach sinks the brunette on her knees and Healey finds another over the top, catches her rival on the cheek and snaps her back over the ropes. Right hand on the temple and LYTTON CRASHES HARD ON HER SIDE!! Healey jumps around the fallen girl, shouts profanities at her and has to be dragged by the ref while in the stands the Royal Family keeps it calm but Victoria Beckham most certainly doesn't. In fact, she's got rid of her hat and is punching the air in delight and screaming "Break her jaw, break that whore's jaw!!" Obviously Posh was never one for the Windsor and it's no wonder whom she married, but even the Queen looks bemused now, seemingly taking more abuse from seeing Victoria behaving like that then all the action going on in the ring.

Looks like there will be more action though as swollen-faced Lytton gets up at six and despite looking like a hot mess, she raises her hands and wants more abuse! Make no mistake, the Three Minutes is going to have a laugh about those efforts! Healey whips a quick left and snaps Louisa's head like a training dummy and forget the Posh madness, Healey is making one herself as she pins the brunette to the ropes and rocks her head back and forth with vicious blows. Ref grins in delight upon seeing this and one makes you wonder whether he bet some cash on the Triple Crown as well and it's just one-sided hammering now with Lytton unable to do anything about Chelsee tearing her guts out. More cross-hooks on the face and the moans and aches come to an end, arms drop to the side and Louise slides down on the canvas with her eyes closed, blood pours from the nostrils and she's out cold here in Ascot! Chelsee kicks her in the thigh, no response, back in the stands Alex Ferguson and Posh give each other a hug and ref raises the new girl's arm in winning gesture. KO R2 Chelsee Healey in even more brutal fashion than before!!!

Chelsee Healey wins round 2 of the Triple Crown attempt by Knockout in the second round, in just over three minutes.

Post Fight

Nobody cares about the loser as Posh enters the ring and talks with Healey who takes her time in adjusting the blonde afro with Victoria looking keen to give her some advice. She almost stumbles over Lytton's body and gives her a kick in the guts herself. "Will someone take this trash from here? Anyone?" Medical staff takes care of Louisa moments later but she's drifted into obscurity in no time with everyone glued to Healey but the ring announcer finally orders some peace and reminds everyone that it's not over yet. "Ladies and gentlemen, Jessica Taylor and Jenny Frost are eagerly awaiting their turn but be patient, the rampant Chelsee Healey will be back to close her Triple Crown bid against everyone's favorite street whore... I mean... favorite TV star the one only Samia Ghadie!!"

Victoria's eyes just got a lot bigger and she consults the Healey crew "Ghadie, really? The Manchester Goddess herself! I can't miss that!" As she leaves the ring, she bumps into Jenny Frost who makes her way onto the scene and they give each other a proper stare, remembering the good old days when Spice Girls and Atomic Kitten ruled the music industry. "Correction, you fat cow", Vicky reminds Jenny that only one band really ruled the biz "I hope Taylor breaks your nose!" With a big smile she turns away from Frost who escorts her with her eyes back to the stands. "I know where you're sitting, b###h! Once I'm done with Taylor and will personally come and bash your face in!" The dust finally settles as the announcer is calling for Jessica Taylor in the blue corner and the Triple Crown continues...

Final result: Chelsee Healey def. Louisa Lytton KO2.