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25 November 2012 Introduction Mirage at the Asylum PPV

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JENNY MCCARTHY ] JENNY O'DELL

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on November 25, 2012, 12:31 am

O'Dell: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a Scarlet and Gray-draped Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! We are, like The Horseshoe earlier today, sold out! But we won't be watching the Buckeyes cap a perfect season by beating 'That Team From Up North', it will be FCBA boxing on tap! I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore and The Straw That Stirs The Drink, The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, Jenny McCarthy, and, ladies, we've got quite the card tonight."

McCarthy: "We've got Mirage Boxing in the house tonight, so maybe The Weirdo and his Dancing Hookers will get a little competition, unlike most of the dog and pony shows he sets up..."

Tess: "There are some big stars here tonight, Oscar winner Angelina Jolie..."

McCarthy: "Who WILL knock out that FRAUD Allison Mack..."

Tess: "Along with Grammy winners Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift!"

O'Dell: "So get ready, because it's time for 'Mirage At The Asylum!'"