Posted by Jack Fac on November 28, 2012, 12:33 pm
Kathie Lee Gifford and Kelly LeBrock had never been particularly friendly towards each other but tonight they meet for dinner to discuss a boxing matchup featuring two 'bad girls'. Kathie's gal is Samia Ghadie currently on a U.S. tour which has seen her post two solid victories. Her 'victims' have been Autumn Reeser and Stacey Dash. Lindsay has basically been dealing with authorities over various motor vehicle violations along with doing a little booze and smack. However, Kelly LeBrock has taken the New York bad girl under her wing and started training her for a boxing bout. Lohan's conditioning has been improving based on the solid road work and sparring sessions Kelly has been putting her through. Awhile back (refer to the old K&G fight board) Kelly had knocked Lindsay cold in a match. Thus Lindsay had fear of this lady and her punching power should Lohan decide to 'get crazy' and go bar hopping. The fight is to take place at Madison Square Garden in Manhattan as Kelly and Kathie Lee shake on the deal. Kathie Lee is a tad snarky bragging that her gal will bring Lohan down before the first round ends. Kelly bets Kathie Lee she is wrong. 'Frankly I'd love to kick your ass Gifford' is Kelly's comment. 'Let's you and me plan on a bout there fat lips' laughs Kathie Lee. That's settled and now it is time for the Ghadie/Lohan punchout.
Pre Fight- Lindsay comes out in a white bikini and is well conditioned. Samia looks stunning in a red thong. Elke Sommer is the ref as both gals approach center ring. Lohan is perspiring heavily. Ghadie chides her with 'Take a good look around you stupid reprobate as I'm going to beat you into the middle of next week'. Lindsay shows some anger but is ready to rock.
Round One- Ghadie is first off with a left/right combo to Lindsay's right eye. 'Gonna shut those peepers closed there hophead' teases Ghadie. Lindsay has learned the famous 'LeBrock sock' which is a hard overhand right to an opponent's head. Anne Hathaway, another LeBrock stable fighter, used this punch to bring down Kate Hudson in a 'Brides War'bout. Lohan's feints a body blow with her left and connects wickedly to Ghadie's jaw with that LeBrock Sock. Samia staggers backwards on buckled legs. Lindsay is in close to Samia punishing her with body blows that find their mark. Samia is bending over and groaning in pain. They are now at midring firing haymakers at each other. Lohan's reflexes are excellent as she continues dodging Ghadie's shots and constantly slams the Brit in the head with combinations. Samia has puffy eyes already and is losing her cool. The bell rings with Lindsay the clear cut winner of round one.
Between rounds- Kathie Lee is beseeching Samia to use her upper body strength against this waif. Ghadie is a tad disoriented. Meantime Kelly is delighted with Lindsay. 'Keep it up girl as I don't like losers'. 'Yes BOSS' is Lindsay's reply.
Round Two- Lindsay is in an attack mode and clobbers Ghadie with another LeBrock Sock that sends Samia down hard on the canvas. 'Where's that hardassed Brit Bulldog they warned me about?' chuckles Lindsay. Ghadie is inflamed and counters with a bruising combination to Lohan's jaw. These are hard shots which rattle the American actress. Lindsay is backing up and Samia is coming on strong as the roar from the crowd shows they like her spunk. Samia backs Lohan up against the ropes and proceeds to deliver vicious head blows which have Lilo's head spinning side to side. She comes off the ropes trying to fire another LeBrock Sock but Ghadie's brutal right cross beats that punch and Samia watches the American 'bad girl' go down hard to the canvas on her ass with her legs flying up. The crowd is screaming for Samia now. Lindsay is up at 8 and Samia is all over her once more. The Brit's blows rain hard to Lohan's face which now sports a closed left eye. 'Oh my poor Lilo' is all Kelly LeBrock can utter as she watches her ingenue fall again under the power of Samia Ghadie's unrelenting attack. Lilo staggers backwards on legs that are all but immobilized. She simply utters 'ya got me' in Samia's direction and topples forward on her face. The crowd is on it's feet and Kathie Lee Gifford is hoisting a victorious Samia Ghadie up in the air. The British Bulldog has raised gloves as Elke Sommer finishes the 10 count and declares Samia Ghadie victorious over Lindsay Lohan.
Post Fight- Lindsay has a baseball cap on and dark glasses to hide her closed left eye and badly hammered right one. 'Samia is one tough cookie is all I can say' is Lindsay's comment. 'I was hers for the taking'. Samia simply plants a small kiss on Lindsay's lips which has Lilo swooning. 'Let's you and me spend some real time together now Luv'. 'What do you say?'. 'I'm ALL yours for the taking' is Lindsay's comeback. Off they go. |
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