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7 December 2012 Lucy Hale vs Kristin Kreuk

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(PRETTY LITTLE PUNCHERS INC. VS HAWKEYE INTERNATIONAL SPORTS CONSORTIUM INC. STABLE WAR #1)

Posted by simguy on December 7, 2012, 9:22 am

BEFORE: Plenty of feisty pushing, slapping, snarling and pouting in prefight...Hale determined to be competitive and fearless at all times; Krissy rejuvenated after treating Tisdale shabby at last PPV. "Pounding a knot into Tisdale's forehead was the best thing I ever did," Kreuk happily affirms in prefight. "It showed I'm still a major factor in the FCBA; it shows you still have to account for Kristin Kreuk when you approach HISC, and with my new show on the CW, I feel like I've got tremendous momentum going into 2013. Hale is a pretty little nobody: this isn't about Lucy - it's about Krissy and how I'm shooting back up the rankings like a li'l rocket!"

Hale alternatively rolling her eyes or gnashing her teeth during Kreuk's speech. "Kristin's a total NON-factor!" Lucy scowls in rebuttal. "She couldn't even start on our show - you know why? Too old and not pretty enough! As for fighting - Tisdale was beaten and helpless...Krissy scavenged Ashley like a vulture! It was heinous and cowardly, and that's Kristin all over. She's gonna get a big surprise when we get in there, 'cause I punch back...WITH EVERYTHING I'VE GOT!"

Lucy in green bikini with fun yellow polka-dots; small yellow gloves; hair in loose roll-curls. Kristin in pale, pale blue bandeau top; sea-foam green bikini bottoms; small white gloves; hair in twisty bun with long bangs bracketing her face. Staredown: Kreuk calm, tracking Hale with her eyes; Lucy pouting furiously, swaying side to side on the spot.

R1: Hard punching from Lucy - teeth bared, eyes blazing...Kristin pelted out of her stance, forced to scamper early. Kreuk circling to her right, using legs to diffuse Lucy's fury - stooping to stab the odd jab to tummy...Krissy gradually imposing order on Pretty Little Riot. Second minute sees Kreuk wrest control of the ring from Lucy with pre-emptive pokes and clever footwork; third minute all about Krissy exploiting the control - changing direction to roam clockwise while spitting left jabs tummy/face. Hale sputtering, traipsing after Krissy, keeping hands high to block, but getting pinpricked for points.

Tisdale clapping and cheering from her seat at ringside: "Yah, Lucy! Come girl - stay busy!"

R2: Krissy briskly about her business, spritzing jabs tummy/face/tummy while pivoting crisply clockwise. Hale: fists at cheeks, turning on the spot...she's encircled from the opening moments. Kristin with control; left jab darting and licking - touching Lucy stiff to tummy; nibbling at Lucy's left eye brow. Kris executing balletic hook-and-pivot routines, neatly scoring to chin/turning Lucy's right flank with slick veteran poise. Shutout Kristin...Lucy plucky enough to keep her elbows in/hands up and creep-forward, but she's pinking up nicely through 2.

R3: Shutout Krissy. Kreuk's eyes narrowed, focussed. Kreuk's movement usually clockwise around her left jabs and hooks, turning Hale on the spot. Down the stretch, with Lucy covered up tight, Kristin starts bending in to deliver wicked buggywhip right hands sidearm to hip and belly. Hale showing her "Uhhh" face when buggywhips stripe her: Kristin showing the hint of siamese cat smiles. Lucy tries to slug for respect, but Kreuk edges inside wide-arc Hale punching to tuck two exquisite left uppercuts to sternum PIK! PIK! Hale grimacing, shying away hurt, prompting Claire Danes to tweet: "Krissy's placing punches like a little champ! #gopackgo" Bell: Lucy winded, laying on ropes...Krissy leans in from Hale's left flank; pounding a flyweight elbow roller-derby style across Lucy's breasts! Shout of pain Lucy as she sags into ropes; Krissy stomping angry-butt to her corner, eyes blazing.

R4: Krissy doing her thing - nibbling and touching, circling and vexing...Hale dutifully following her tormentress around, dukes pressed tight to cheeks. Midway through, things change...Lucy snaps off a lucky hook to Krissy's chin, catching Kreuk in between Kristin's punches...Kris wobbles out of orbit, eyes suddenly staring, lips parted. Lucy steps in dukes at cheeks - sweeps the right to Krissy's ribs; digs hook to tummy; dips to swing the right to ribs again, small-mitts beating Kristin groaning to ropes. Hale stepping-to, but Kreuk forms effective rolling pocket...Kris able to weave on the spot, snatch cutey-pie little counter hooks and right hands while dipping and covering, baffling Lucy's attempts to finish. Bell: Hale still huffing and puffing at Krissy's front door - ref has to pull Pretty Little Bully away by right arm.

Tisdale on her feet, shouting: "ATTA GIRL, LOOCE! THAT'S THE WAY! BEAT HER BUNS!"

R5: Kristin feathering Lucy jabs early - it's all about touching Hale into a rigid defensive front, while Kreuk stays loose-n'-limber outside. Kristin rotating clockwise, stitching jabs tummy/head...Hale a Pretty Little Spectator as Krissy has her way. Down the stretch, Kristin stands toe-to-toe, punching-with a desperate Lucy in a bid to get Hale hurt. Lucy wild-n'-wide, whirling in her mitts; Kristin focussed in the eye of the storm, her dukes at her mouth as she shoots straight left/rights - criss-crossing punches against Hale's mouth and chin. Devastating for Lucy - her punches flail to no effect against Kristin's organized front...meanwhile Kreuk's pinpoint punching scrubs and scuffs away to face. Lucy's legs give way, her buns wobbling sadly in polka-dotted trunks...Krissy stays on the face, cleaning up heartless to bell.

R6: Lucy's aspect changing from aggressive/plucky to rebuked/reluctant...her face shiny with hurt, tummy and ribs pink...she's cautious, no longer trying to force the issue. Krissy roaming to her left at will - darting in and out - using the left to stick and poke at Lucy hip-to-head - holding the right in reserve for withering buggywhip licks wide to left hip or lats. Hale fighting with achy grimace, eventually finding the range late: she's stubbing her own jab out on Krissy's face, and landing the odd stout right hand in trade when Kreuk's chopping righty as well.

R7: Strong start for Lucy - eyes bright with Krissy-hate again - fists inaccurate, but whirling with menace early. Kreuk legging away from trouble...cleverly letting Hale lather air while moving into better angles. Once the jab starts landing for Krissy, Hale draws her hands and elbows into rigid blocking front - giving Kreuk a blank cheque. Savage, whipping right hands wide to Lucy's left flank cripple her...Pretty Little Eyes fill with how-could-you tears...Hale stumbling into ropes, keeping mitts pressed tight to cheeks. Kristin: hard-eyed, lips snarling...left hand touching at Lucy's wrists while Kreuk bends her lissome frame into buggywhip rights wide to flank...it's heartbreaking, devastating, fight-winning stuff - just Krissy lashing the resistance out of her foe. Whining descent as Hale takes a blubbering knee...she beats the count plucky, but she's hurt: Krissy sees it. Kreuk back on her girl, applying the lash with cold-blooded vigor as Hale sits in ropes, showing face-in-gloves...Lucy just sitting and soaking as Kreuk bends her back into right hand after right hand wide to ribcage, finally bringing in the ref. TKO7 leaves Lucy hugging herself in tears...Kreuk snarling, eyes blazing as she stomps back to HISC corner for hard-earned hugs and back-slaps.

AFTER: HISC vixens quick to gather Lucy up and bundle her off to the HISC corner, where Hale is stacked and arranged against turnbuckles to receive her conqueror. Krissy all grins as she lets her hair down, then mounts up, putting her tummy on Lucy's face, then executing little side to side shimmies with hands up in her hair, or snapping fingers in the air, or grinning down while both hands smooth her hair behind her ears. Good times for Kristin...Lucy getting her face smudged to the side - her eyes shut tight, lips crimped. When Hale gets her face well to one side or the other, Krissy delights in lifting the right fist - elbow out to the side in pro-style deployment - causing Hale to VOLUNTARILY bury her face in Krissy-tummy or risk catching the Tisdale head-pound. Pure bully's work for Kreuk as Kristin re-establishes her fighting bona-fides tonight.