Boxing After Dark

Posted by Simguy on 1/7/2006, 1:01 pm.

Before: Is Lisa Rinna the Ghost of Christmas Future for Ashley Scott? “No way,” Ashley affirms, tight lipped and glaring. “I’m headed for bigger things. Lisa petered out long ago. Look at ‘Into the Blue’--I stole that film right out from underneath Jessica Alba--I’m one breakthrough role away from the A-List: Lisa Rinna never really got clear of the daytime ghetto. I deserve a Top 10 ranking in the FCBA and I’m going to remind everyone of that fact on Lisa’s KO’d ass!” Rinna pursing her lips, shaking her head--veteran brunette’s got a lot left to give and this is her kind of fight. “Scott’s ripe for an upset, Rinna nods knowingly. “She’s overanxious, she thinks she’s better than she is--I’ve seen the signs before. Gonna take it to her--you watch. Gonna break this kid’s heart.” Rinna in bronze bikini

During R1: Both girls elect hard punching midring--daring right hand leads, slicing comeback lefts: Scott comes off second best, backs up blinking, buzzed. Rinna thick amidships, stooping in close banging away rights and lefts, shaking Ashley. Scott grunting, clips a little left uppercut, right hand at her cheek; Rinna pounds away right/left up top, staggering Scott. Ashley: right./left/right in Rinna’s torso. Rinna snarling, answering back right onna chops, left hook liver, left hook liver. Scott gasping, elbows in, tilting forward: Rinna lights her up the left uppercut, goes back to the body tic-toc right/left. Scotty groaning forward behind her mitts: Rinna to the body with ripping, reefing left hooks--right tight to the cheek, lips pressed in a hardworking line as she DIGS wicked behind the elbow. Breathless clinch, Ashley Scott--world class gams trembling as she drapes on Rinna. Lisa bodies blonde to ropes, shrugs her off like an old coat, stays on the body with short-shrugging, carving blows. Tousle to tousle--Scott grimacing, Rinna hardhearted as she puts mitts on meat to the bell.

R2: Rinna on top with the jab, tap-tapping it against her rival’s mouth, backing Scott up and labeling her a gorgeous HELLO! Right cross to Ashley’s legs once again., Scott flat footed, tilting behind a peek-a-boo guard: she’s sluggish, sullen, letting Rinna work her over. Lisa happy to oblige, strapping fat lefts and rights against the flanks, thumping fists off tummy meat, really bunching Scott up. Scraping uppercuts skid off Scott’s forward guard, shunting her against the ropes, setting up veteran body work as older woman drains younger with a robust hard working drubbing.

R3: Lisa cold-eyed, knows she’s let Rinna build up a head of steam--blonde comes out to retake the initiative in crisp midring slugging. Rinna right at the cheek, left across her gut, bobbing and twisting, licking punches with the elbows in and down as she delivers, Scott also affecting loose crossed-arm: right under the chin, left across the body, twisting to swipe punches onto Rinna piping hot swat, back and forth--both chins tested, both tummies soundly spanks, flanks roundly tanned as girls lather flatfooted at point-blank range. Once again, it’s Scott losing her nerve--she backs out after 2 intense minutes of even give and take: Rinna stepping forward with triumph in daytime-hardened eyes, punching lead right hands to chase Scott to ropes. Back to the body--Lisa Rinna pounding Ashley Scott to the waistline and flanks--thick, muscular, strapping blows designed to take away Scotty’s fabulous wheels. Bell: Ashley’s mouth wide open, eyes cringing--Rinna pouncing out to a take a 3-love lead has younger girl breaking down early.

R4: No choice for Scott: she uptempos, brawling recklessly, gambling on youth and vigor. Rinna momentarily overwhelmed, tucking chin behind left shoulder and sliding back from blistering slash--Ashley’s eyes pitiless, flat with aggression as she storms forward, Gut check Lisa Rinna--she’s clouted atop the head and temple by Scott’s limber rights, hooked hard to the chin--brunette legs give a shimmy, but she’s riding it out, twisting and rolling with Scott’s lather. Minute mark, girls trade lethal whippy hooks and SCOTT’S LEGS GIVE WAY! Ashley undone, feet stamping for balance--Rinna steps in close, hooks tight to chin, hooks chin again as Scotty’s toppling and ASHLEY GOES DOWN! Lisa thrusting mitts high and bellowing, chest heaving with pride at the sight of bewildered Ash sprawled on her. Scotty bravely up, but shabby, unfocused as ref barks out 8 and ON COMES LISA! Maybe Jeri Ryan gave Ashley a worse beat down, but this is near the top of Ashley Scot’s career-worst minutes--she covers up and sponges a WITHERING rubdown from Rinna. Lisa humming, well-oiled, thumping her punches onto Ashley with limber-limbed licks, pushing and propping as required. Scott makes it to the bell, face in gloves, tears in her eyes as Rinna rips the fourth straight round away from her blonde.

R5: Murderous punching midring--girls leaning into searing right hands, leaning back to pull strapping hooks across--it’s glorious, long-limbed toe-to-toe. Scott chin-checked again, knees buckling, but she’s hanging in there, staggering to her right, setting her feet and sloshing back at her tormentress. Rinna taking risks, getting tagged Scott’s limber come-back hook--brunette willing to pay the price to keep the pressure on. Scott rocked a right hand, narrowly swaying back from Rinna’s fight-winning left: Ashley pulling her right off her hip to clout Lisa a walloping cross as Rinna brings back low,. RINNA’S HURT! Lisa stepping in fence post holes, blubbering in shock: Scott stepping back, licking a tight right uppercut off the right foot, tight left uppie off the left foot as Rinna stumbles into harm. Rinna’s shabby, Scott’s shabby--Ashley sidesteps right, jabbing Rinna in the mouth, chopping her a short right hand on the ear: Rinna;s grabbing for Ashley’s hips, trying to clinch. Ashley torques her torso hard to the teeth like Grandpa Simpson’s dentures, Ash creep-creeping right, dropping the short right, then TORQUING that close-in hook--she’s got Rinna taking face punches--Lisa stumbling hurt and RINNA GOES DOWN! Lisa all busted up, stunned on all fours--Scott staggering to corner hopes, eyes pleading with Rinna to stay down, Ashley’s prayers are answered--poor Rinna too hurt to rise--KO5 Ashley Scott.

After: Scott breaking down into tears if relief as she narrowly averts disaster, soaking up a beating from a determined Lisa Rinna before turning the tables in heart pounding fashion. Rinna absolutely devastated, but proving her dangerous worth tonight: perhaps that’s why Ashley wants more.

Scott gingerly up, tottering, hand at her forehead as Scott rushes her from behind--blonde palming brunette hips and rising Rinna roughshod to a nearby corner, face-first. Quick jamming forearm to kidneys paralyzes Rinna with a gasping cry of outrage: Scott greedily grabbing up Rinna;s tanned left thigh, propping that leg in the ropes. Rinna groggily shaking her head “No”--but she hugs up the turnbuckle knowing that the answer is mostly “Yes”. Scott snarling, unleashes a vindictive assault, hammering taped-fists against taut, shiny lower back and jumping, form buttock-beef. Thick PIK! PAK! PEK! Of fists on toned meat--Rinna’s face frozen in pain, lips curled back over tightly clenched, ivory-white teeth. Savage barrage is furious squall and then it’s over--Scott’s heaving, arms humming--she leaves her foe trembling, crying bas appalled boos cascade down on the scene.

Reposted by Archer 1/1/2013.