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24 December 2012 Jessica Simpson vs Beverley Mitchell

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"FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" PPV

JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (JMD) Bout

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 24, 2012, 10:54 am

Jessica Simpson versus Beverley Mitchell (JMD)

BEFORE: Beverley Mitchell sniffing in disdain at the thought of having to face Jessica Simpson in a Jugs of Mass Destruction (JMD) contest as she feels she is definitely above such a tawdry spectacle. Jessica Simpson is a well-endowed and acknowledged JMD specialist, stating she's been looking forward to taking on Beverley Mitchell for quite some time. Mitchell, best known for her long-running role on “7th Heaven.” definitely has the assets to compete in such a contest and as the match gets closer, appears more intrigued by the opportunity to showcase that. Jessica, however, is looking to show off her own JMD credentials in a big match between the two. Beverley Mitchell feels like she's fallen, but will she able to rise to the occasion? Jessica Simpson eager to become queen of JMD once more – will that start now? Beverley openly dismissive of Simpson prior to the contest – Jessica shocked by open hostility – the two of them arguing loud and often before the contest.

Jessica wearing a sparkly white bikini with matching gloves, blonde hair in a ponytail; Beverley clad in a yellow bikini, with matching gloves and her own blonde hair falling to her shoulders.

R1 : Simpson swarming from her corner, throwing caution to the wind and swinging hard at Mitchell, eager to gain the advantage early between the two. Beverley doesn't engage Jessica in the wild swinging that is customary of JMD matches, just forcing Simpson to keep attacking wildly, gloves pounding forward in hard jabs towards Mitchell's face and cleavage. Mitchell forcing Simpson to overextend, leaving her defenses open, then pouncing forward to hammer into Simpson's rack and tummy. Time and time again throughout the match, Bev baits traps and then explodes forward, gloves catching Simpson in tidy little uppercuts towards her chin, a hook towards her tummy, a right-left series of crosses across her cleavage that has Simpson retreating, forced to regroup. Simpson lands some offense throughout the match, poking away at Mitchell's defenses and scoring some shots to jug, but this round is all Mitchell.

R2: Beverley has Jess spooked a bit after that first round and this time, it's Beverley who comes forward swinging. Simpson managing to deliver some good shots to Mitchell's rack and tummy, but Bev keeps pounding away. Simpson backpedaling at the initial onslaught, catching a hard left uppercut to her chin, followed by another series of jabs towards Simpson's rack. Simpson tries to clinch, trying to body Bev back into the ropes. But, Mitchell won't have it and Simpson's cleavage is hammered as she's hurt, crying out angrily in pain as Mitchell keeps darting forward. Whenever Simpson goes to counter-attack, Bev sidesteps and keeps tagging Jessica's tits. Jessica is hurt and on her heels as Bev takes another round.

R3: Simpson massaging her cleavage in the corner and Beverley checking her own chest, but clearly, Simpson has gotten the worse of the exchanges in the previous two rounds. Simpson looking to turn it around as she emerges from her corner, swinging lefts and rights, managing to get some early success as Jessica wades in, aiming her gloves right at Mitchell's jugs to control them. Mitchell showing good footwork, however and simply swarms at Simpson, using her highly focused punches to bully Jessica backwards. Simpson staggering backwards until her back hits the turnbuckle and Mitchell hops forward, her own jugs jumping as she drives her gloves back and forth, mixing up hooks and uppercuts to stroke punishing shots into Simpson's cleavage. Simpson trying to push her way free, but is unable to escape the corner or the constant assault on her jugs. The ref watches as Simpson squeals in shock, managing to land a shot occasionally into Bev's jugs, but it's over for Jessica. After two minutes of glorious hammering of Simpson's chest, the ref puts a stop to it to award Beverley Mitchell the win via TKO3!

AFTER: No matter which way you look at it, it's a huge upset. Mitchell has never competed in a JMD match in the FCBA before (though rumors persist of many apartment-level matches of this variety) and showcases her skills here to great effect. Mitchell was a girl on a mission tonight and Simpson, although favored by most pundits coming into the match, suffers a tough loss. Simpson is just woozy on her stool, eyes filled with confusion as she murmurs over and over “JMD's my turf!”. Beverley hesitates for a moment in her corner, not wanting to get involved in the spectacle of this type of match, but after hearing the fans chant “J-M-D, J-M-D, J-M-D!” over and over, she is swept up in the moment and eager to make headlines once again.

Storming forward as Simpson shakes her head, gloves off, palms pressing against Beverley's tummy and hips to shove her backwards. Beverley's gloves have also been removed, sinking her fingers into Jessica's hair to tug her off of her stool, then driving a knee right into Simpson's tummy. Doubling over as Mitchell wraps her forearms around the back of Simpson's head, then folding her forward into her jugs for a devastating smother. Simpson pushing and shoving, trying to twist her head free but Bev tightening her arms to pull Simpson's face deeper against conqering cleavage. Simpson shouting muffled, wrapping her arms around Bev's waist to push forward on her thighs. Mitchell stumbling backwards, but slamming another knee up into Simpson's waistline to knock the wind out of her. Simpson falling forward, drowsy and in jug-shock, face buried in Bev's chest.

As Simpson staggers forward, Beverley twists and falls forward, Jessica crashing down to her back with Mitchell's jugs in her face. Some jostling for position occurs as Simpson tries to roll her opponent off of her, but she has been sapped by the smother and is unable to dislodge her opponent. Bev gives another shimmy of her shoulders, grinding her chest down into Simpson's protesting features, even as Jessica's arms fall to the side. Simpson is slowly drained to the point of unconsciousness as Bev finally peels her chest upwards, cupping her chest with a grin and blushing slightly at how much she enjoyed the JMD match. Licking her lips, she delivers a little slap down to Simpson's cheek as Jessica's eyes barely flutter and then gripping Simpson's cleavage, pushes herself to her feet and walks away from this match. Certainly, Mitchell must be glad she took the call from Lookout! now after this legitimately big JMD win for her and will she be taking calls in the future? Beverley certainly hopes so and one such call will no doubt come from Simpson sometime once she recovers, as this kind of JMD loss is one that she cannot tolerate on her record.