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30 December 2012 Sienna Miller vs Sarah Shahi

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on December 30, 2012, 9:53 am

BEFORE: "Crushing Tisdale proves I've transcended the flyweight division," Sienna announces in prefight. "She wasn't even competitive against me...and she's among the division's best! I'm putting my stamp on these girls. Going forward, it will be 'Sienna's Rules' for them all, starting with Shahi. Sarah is another Tisdale as far as I'm concerned: there to be taken."

Sarah rolling her eyes...pretty clear that Sienna's Rules aren't going to be acceptable. "The last thing we need at flyweight is another Kate Beckinsale," Shahi affirms at podium. "Sienna looked good against Tisdale - we've all acknowledged that - but that doesn't mean we're going to bow and kiss Miller's ring. She had a damn good night in the ring last time out - it's time she had a damn bad one...on me!"

Miller in black bikini; small black gloves; hair in loose blonde beach tangles. Shahi in print bikini as per her profile page:
http://fcbahistory.pbworks.com/w/page/4629345/Sarah%20Shahi
small white gloves; brown hair loose.

DURING R1: Shahi nimble and kinetic early - bobbing/slipping under Sienna's educated jab; rising up into clouting counters to blonde chin. Minute mark, spellbinding right/left across chin rocks Sienna's world...blonde girl staring, stumbling in confusion: Sarah takes over like a little champ. Brunette pushes blonde to ropes; hooks her tummy lusty; pushes her shoulders to reset; hooks her tummy; whacks left-side lats a fat right hand; scrubs right/left uppercut to jug; dips torso-left for an angle on Sienna's right side, fitting choice left hook in above British hip. Blonde girl grimacing/clinching...Sienna's hurt; Sarah's being heartless/efficient, pushing and punching to bell. Sarah smiling, pushing off Sienna's heaving chest for the break: Miller with hair in her eyes, lips parted as she slumps all ass-kicked and gorgeous in ropes.

R2: Sarah looking to lather Sienna's hips/waist early - Shahi batting away via both hands as Miller stoops forward in grunting earmuff. Sienna answering back after a minute of the Shahi shoe-shine: firm blonde left uppercut scoring to chin, leading to crisp exchange of right/lefts midring - Shahi punched across her face, forced into retreat. Final minute, Sarah regains legs, hopping to her right while feinting and stooping to jab tummy...blonde girl turning, mesmerized, allowing herself to be tarted up for points at bell.

R3: Workmanlike Shahi roams to her right, moves in behind her jab, whacks the waistline right/left, then pivots-out behind a ringing left hook up top. Sienna frowning in confusion - showing dukes at temples...she's giving up her toned tummy on the cheap, defending her head and face. Shahi able to settle into turning battle midring - darting in and out to lather Sienna's lithe ribcage/taut tummy; jabbing Sienna's guard while disengaging. Miller a pretty blonde spectator - just covering up and taking as Sarah has her way through 3.

R4: Fourth straight round for Shahi: she's roaming confidently to her right - feinting Sienna into earmuff, then lashing the torso right/left - small mitts beating out "PIK!" "PAK!" rhythms on Miller-meat. Shahi pretty in her work - hair unkempt, lips smiling, eyes dancing...she's touching her girl, turning her at will, steadily piling up points as Miller looks a grumpy starlet in receipt.

R5: Shahi pampering Miller's hips and waist with the ol' lathering shoe-shine: blonde girl finally gets the timing of it at minute mark. Short right uppercut out of the earmuff nicks Sarah's chin...she stumbles on the spot, momentarily uncertain of her footing: Sienna hooks mouth with authority and takes over. Sienna snarling - jabbing Sarah's face back "PIK!" "PIK!", then leaning in to gut brunette via spearing straight right hand sloped to breadbasket. Spanking body shots drive Sarah to ropes: she's hurt, baring teeth in grimace as she covers up. Blonde girl exacts her revenge on hated brunette hips/flanks - batting away as Shahi bobs on the spot, keeping her elbows in/dukes up.

R6: CLAMBAKE! Miller rocks Sarah early with a grazing right uppercut/swinging left hook to chin combo - putting Shahi wobbly-butt. Miller wading forward - hunching her shoulders to administer chugging hup-hup vs brunette tummy and tits, beating Sarah to ropes. Shahi firms off the apron - slugging wide, looping lefts and rights out of her defensive bob: Miller clobbered about her jaw lines, but refusing to abandon strong position. Final minute - furious, lithe slugging see both women getting off and landing to offending head/shoulders when a short-chopping Shahi right beats a low-slung Miller right uppercut - swiveling Sienna's head and leaving her helpless! Miller swaying on the spot - right at her chest/left dangling...Sarah steps off the apron into short left hook to chin - punching mouthpiece off teeth and putting blonde-girl in stupor! Miller unravelling, but somehow keeping her feet...she drops the round, but doesn't surrender the knockdown as the crowd's losing its mind at bell!

R7: Sarah looks to consolidate - hounding Miller to ropes early - bat-lathering her ribs and waist, when a ripping Miller right uppercut locates chin and SHAHI GOES WOBBLY-BUTT! Sarah staring, lips parted in shock...Miller grimly wading off ropes with walking barrage - graceless rights and lefts clouting across Sarah's mouth. Shahi beaten length-of-ring, hitting far ropes and covering up: Miller's turn to loom over stricken opposition/help herself to hooks-behind-right-elbow. All Sienna Miller - she's pushing Sarah upright by her shoulders; digging hooks to tummy, or in behind elbow - keeping that right cocked and ready to exploit openings whenever Shahi's guard falters. Sarah battered, but curvy legs holding her up: brunette suffers torment like a DCC captain should, refusing to take a knee under heavy blonde shelling.

R8: Glorious hammer and tongs as both girls get ragged: defensive form-breaks lead to clouting wallops across open mouths/pretty faces: lovely sluggers reduce each other to stupor. Grim, trudging work...one girl pasting the other, walking her down, consolidating, then cracked in turn and forced to give back all the canvas gained. Down the stretch, Shahi comes off Sienna's face to focus on blonde breadbasket...cruel, shoving right hands/snatching hooks beat the breath from Sienna, putting her wobbly butt. Miller: hair across eyes; gasping mouth open; arms wrapping around back of Sarah's head...Shahi pulled forward, but still able to get off, punching her right hand mindlessly to belly as Miller hits ropes. Blonde girl gurgling, hanging off brunette neck while absorbing blows beneath: Sarah with left hand on Sienna's right hip, stabilizing the target for plugging rights at bell.

R9: Miller's jab licks and sticks at Sarah's face, lining Shahi up for a CRASHING right cross at minute mark! Shahi's curvy legs tested yet again...she doesn't go down, but she's wobbly-butt, staggering around the ring as blonde girl peppers the jab/drops extra right hands in search of finish. Sarah reeling - bouncing off ropes; skidding into corners...Shahi ragged and worn, getting drilled gob-smacking right hands, but Miller can't get her out of there. Down the stretch, Sienna sobbing for air as she's all punched out...Shahi able to trudge forward, put top of head in Sienna's breasts and pump that tummy hup-hup-hup at bell.

R10: Sloppy sluggers swap strokes midring: faces occasionally punched as fighters swing away, frequently wrapping up around head/shoulders and falling into clinches. Girls whining in the grasp - neither relishing the touch of the other: clinches quickly resolve into boozy mouth-on-shoulder mutual slugging off tormented tummies and pain-wracked ribs. Girls blundering around the ring in cheek-to-cheek punching cuddles...it's just mindless, eyes-closed sleepy-punching to hips/trunks/tummies to bell. Ref has to pull zombie flyweights apart...frazzled, over-heated vixens swaying on the spot as the verdict comes back UD10 Shahi!

AFter: Shahi immediately in Sienna's face with "Sienna's Rules huh?"; Miller pushing Shahi's face away; Sarah swinging with taped-fist as officials intervene. Hot, writhing anger as limber beauties try to wriggle free of restraining seconds to continue the fray - hard-feelings the only lasting outcome of this encounter. "She needed to have her ass kicked," Sarah scowls in postfight, well-scuffed by Miller's fists tonight. "Beating Tisdale doesn't make you a champion, and it sure as hell doesn't make you QUEEN: Miller needed a come-uppance tonight and I'm glad I could ram it to her!" First blood to Shahi: these two will no doubt be seeing one another again at some point.