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16 January 2013 Biel vs Cuoco Post Fight

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Posted by FCBA Magazine on January 16, 2013, 8:41 pm

Jessica Biel/Kaley Cuoco Aftermath
(with contributions from Medallion and Lookout! Boxing)

Amy Davidson walks back into the Medallion locker room in her multi-color bandeau bikini. She has a big ice pack in her hand.

"Jessica, how are you feeling honey?" The redhead asks, as she looks down seeing the two bikinis sitting next to each other on a chair by the door. Amy turns on the lights. Jessica is laying on the training bench in a white hotel robe with a pan of water next to her. Amy had used the pan to wash off the fit brunette not trusting her to stand in the shower. Jessica moans as the lights come up.

"I think we need to get you to a doctor." Amy says helping Jessica sit up then placing the ice on the back of her neck. "I know you wouldn't let the local doc touch you but you need checked out." Amy insists.

"I'm fine." Jessica says in a moaning gag.

"Is it Kaley?" Amy asks. "You've messed her up and sent her to the hospital yourself. She's not going to think any less of you. In fact, she'll..."

"I'm fine Amy." Jessica insists hopping off the table then nearly falling over. The smaller redhead cradles her and lifts her back on the table. "You sure are a stubborn bi..."

"What's going on?" Kaley says looking refreshed from her long shower and happy from her decisive victory. She struts over in her pink shorts and purple top. "Oh does Jessica have a headache?"

"Back off, Kaley." Amy growls stepping between the two of them. "You know the ref should have stopped this fight sooner and if it wasn't Jessica on that stool we would have stopped it."

Kaley gets a big grin on her face looking at Jessica head down struggling to stay on the bench. "If I find out you did something for or to that local ref. You know what kind of wrath I'd bring to...."

"I didn't do anything." Kaley says putting up her hands. "It's not my fault he was drooling over me in that..."

"I knew...." Amy cries but then sees Jessica leaning down too far out of the corner of her eye steps back to grab her.

"Well, well." A voice says from the door way. "Kaley uses her looks to get her way. Who would have thought it?"

Standing just inside the doorway is Yvonne and Missy each having in their hand one of the bikinis. Yvonne with Kaley's and Missy with Jessica's.

“And just what are you doing with those?” Amy demanded, trying to position herself in between the four of them, as the tension level increased immediately.

Yvonne grinned, “Oh didn't your management tell you? With this being such a big match...”

“A de facto best of seventh match and all...” Missy added.

“Your bikinis were put up for auction on charity and guess who bid on them?” Yvonne chuckled, “Lookout! Boxing won them. Surprising, right?”

Judging by the cool glares in the eyes of both Jessica and Kaley, it was certainly a surprise to them. Not a welcome one, either.

Missy smiled, “The charity officials offered to come collect them, you know, Vonnie...”

“Why bother them, Missy?” Yvonne answered, “We're more than happy to save them the trouble. I mean, after all, it won't be the last thing I take from Kaley here this month.”

Kaley eyes widen as she laughs, “You have to be kidding me, Yvonne. You think you're going to take THAT from me?” as she points to the lightweight title hanging nearby, close to Kaley and out of Jessica's reach – both literally and figuratively at the moment.

Yvonne's eyes lingered over the belt, gazing at it possessively with a confident smile playing over her lips, “Absolutely. I am going to take it from you and guess what? You're going to have to just deal with it.”

“The only thing I'm going to deal with knowing is even if you are a Great Blonde, Yvonne..” Kaley snorts, “I'm a Great Blonde too. Probably a better blonde and that's something that is going to leave you awake at night. WITHOUT the title.”

Amy stepped over in between the two of them as they were inching closer towards one another, allowing Jessica to lean back against the wall.

“You're not better than me, Kaley!” Yvonne responded coolly, “You've been avoiding me for a long time while I've been tearing up the FCBA. Here in a few weeks, you've got nowhere to run now when I've got you in the ring and then I TAKE your title from you, understand?”

“Hell no!” Kaley responded, “I don't understand where your delusional brain is coming from at all. YOU have been the one avoiding me the past few years. I've been beating up girls right and left and all over the FCBA. Does it look like I'm running from you? I'm right here, right now and if you take anything from me, it'll be a beating!”

“You are going to cry when I take your title and beat you down in the ring...” Yvonne retorted.

“You are going to be the one left with tears in her eyes as you finally learn what it's like to get destroyed by ME!” Kaley snarled.

Amy tried to get in between the two of them, but to no avail. Both Kaley and Yvonne got right into one another's faces with obvious hatred between the two of them. Although Yvonne may have been a few inches taller, Kaley wasn't backing down an inch either.

Missy grabbed Amy and tried pushing her back and toward Jessica.

"That's enough Yvonne." Missy exclaims. "She already had one fight today and this won't get you the title."

"Shut up, Missy." Yvonne hisses. "You couldn't get the job done but I'm not some jealous brunette like you."

Missy's eyes widened and Yvonne suddenly gasped, “Sorry, Missy, I just can't stand Kaley here. You know I didn't mean that, right?”

Whether Missy would've accepted Yvonne's impromptu and potentially insincere apology is up for debate, since Kaley jumped in seconds later.

"At least she was a worthy challenge." Kaley pipes up. "You're not half the woman she is."

"You're one to talk." Jessica chimes in getting up to her feet somehow. Amy tries to stop her but she pushes her aside as hard as she can. It would not have phased the redhead much but she slipped on the wet floor and fell over one of the chairs. She bounces hard on her butt rolling to her side moaning.

"You're the one who flashed her goods like a slut to seduce some ref so you could pound me down. Well guess what you blonde..." Jessica staggers forward trying to charge Kaley however her legs give out and she starts to fall. Both Missy and Kaley move toward her. As the fit but totally dazed brunette falls, she slips as well making her turn oddly. Missy misjudges the fall and inadvertently strikes Jessica in the chest, knocking her back.

"You..." CRACK! Kaley hisses and unloads on Missy with a right hand to the head as Jessica who is straightening up again, returns the favor by bashing her in the chest while falling atop her. Missy and Jessica fall to the floor in a tangled mess and fists flying. Kaley turns toward Yvonne only to meet a right hand to her jaw and she staggers back stunned. The taller blonde advances only to be grabbed by Kaley. The California native tries to throw her against the wall but she slips on her own feet and they both twist falling onto Missy and Jessica. Amy finally sits up looking over her shoulder at the twisted mess of four ladies locked in combat.

"Oh hell." Amy sighs.

It was a flailing mess between all four of them as they continued to slap, squeal, roll around and just generally hitting one another – anywhere and any chance they could. Any open spot of skin was viciously slapped, pinched or otherwise swatted as the four proud fighters went after one another with wild abandon. Amy stood to the side and contemplated separating them, but decided that would not work out very well. In all likelihood, she would end up part of it and that she knew would definitely not end up well. In the end, she made a calculated decision to go for reinforcements as she went searching swiftly for her stablemates. Piper and Summer – where are you?

However, left to their own devices, things went from bad to worse for Kaley, Yvonne, Missy and Jessica as being in such close proximity led to some serious wrestling action and did not remain confined to the locker room for long. Separating, Yvonne and Kaley made their way up to their knees, facing one another as Yvonne lunged forward, trying to overpower her blonde rival! Crashing into one another on their knees with an audible collision that echoed throughout the room as their tummies slapped against one another as Yvonne and Kaley's abs bounced together, fingers interlocking in a test of strength. Yvonne managed to push Kaley back into the wall, but Kaley pushed off of it as she yanked one hand free and sent a vicious backhand against Strahovski's cheek. The Aussie battler backed off momentarily before retaliating with a hard punch down towards Cuoco's belly.

Both Yvonne and Kaley were trading shots, trying to make their way back up to their feet. Missy and Jessica, on the other hand, remained on the floor and were trading turns on top of one another. Right now, Jessica was on top and delivering right hands across Peregrym's cheek furiously but moments later, Missy had unseated her brunette rival. Peregrym scrambled atop Biel and started unloading her left palm against Biel's cheek, then used her right hand to try to smack Biel's head down into the carpeted floor of the hallway. Biel groaned out, dazed, but still determined to take Missy down as she tugged on her foe's raven tresses to tug her head to the side and then sent her forearm upwards in a chop towards Peregrym's cleavage. Missy yelped as she fell to the side and the two of the resumed rolling around the floor down the hallway.

The two of them rolled right into Kaley and Yvonne, who had just staggered their way to their feet as Cuoco was trying to pull Yvonne, while Yvonne was slamming a hard forearm into Cuoco's ribs. As an enraged Biel and Missy slammed into their legs, Strahovski and Cuoco tumbled to the floor with a loud THUD! Once again, they were tangled up in a four-way battle as they continued to roll down the hallway, locked in heated and hateful combat. The four of them were starting to attract some notice as they fought their way down the hallway, with many fighters quick to take pictures, tweet about the unexpected catfight or call out helpful suggestions. None stepped in to help, however – more than happy to watch the four rivals take each other on!

Amy finally finding Summer and Piper head for the hotel beach side door. Summer sprints ahead of the other two opening both doors. That was her mistake. If only she would have stopped and heard the four ladies pounding against the doors. As soon as Summer unlatches the doors, they fly open and someone blasts her with a right hand. The punch being unexpected and coming from one of the hardest hitting lightweight the slender brunette's head twists to the right and she falls hard to the floor. Jessica had used the door to get to her feet. She has ahold of Missy under one arm and by her hair. When the doors open she spills backwards twisting and pulling Missy. The two tear though the paper barrier and right into the sand. Missy ending up on top striking away at the side of Jessica's head. The two blonde's proceed to steamroll the helpless Summer rolling and stumbling down the ramp way spilling into the beach ring. Somehow the two knowing where they end up get to their feet and start just slugging away at each other. Several Lookout! Boxing members engaged in a discussion of their own, though not nearly as physical and others playing around on the beach when they see the four just destroying each other.

Jessica is now face down in the sand getting the back of her head tagged and face grinding down into the sand. Piper heads directly for the brunettes just as Jessica explodes with a right elbow to Missy's chin twisting on top of her. Jessica just stats firing down fists to Missy's face trying to move up her body. Minka Kelly arrives wanting to tackle Jessica off of Missy but hesitates for a moment. Jessica get Missy under her robe but only for a moment as Piper jumps the rail and tackles Jessica to the sand. The fit brunette's already abused head hitting something in the sand as they fall. Biel lays under Piper moaning. Missy shoots up trying to get at her but Minka tackles her trying her best to hold Missy down. The bigger brunette stays pinned for only a few moments before throwing off her stablemate. Peregrym goes straight for Jessica but not to attack her. She and Piper are quickly attending to Jessica. Missy assists her hated rival even going as far as picking up the fallen beauty with Piper and carrying her to get medical help. Jessica would be taken to the hospital with a concussion although no one knows exactly when she got it. Missy would be treated for an injured hand and several bruises to the face.

Meantime, Yvonne and Kaley are just tearing each other apart with fists, claws, knees and elbows flying. Amy tries to restrain Kaley leading her to get abused by both blondes. Things get a bit better when Elisha Cuthbert jumps though the ropes trying to stop Yvonne. The two smaller girls can't stop the violence but just deflect and slows it down. Finally, more help shows up in the form of Charisma, a dazed Summer as well as Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens. They pull the two fuming blondes apart while holding them against opposite turnbuckles. They are both screaming insults at each other straining against the peacemakers.

Minka heads to the locker room collecting the two bikinis and bringing them back to Yvonne. Strahovski grabs them roughly. "You only got a taste of what I'm going to do to you and I'll be sure to send you pictures of me wearing your bikini and wearing MY belts." Yvonne hisses before being removed from the ring.

"Bring it on!!" Kaley screams. "That bikini is the closest you'll get to being like me. I'm going to destroy you, take back that bikini and show you what a photo shoot looks like!!" Finally Kaley is shuttled from the ring to the locker room as well. However, both blondes won't forget what happened here and what they'll do to each other in the ring. Obviously, the stakes for their upcoming Lightweight title match between these two proud blondes, already sky-high, just got raised even higher.

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