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8 January 2013 Thandie Newton vs Sara Evans

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Posted by Archer on January 8, 2013, 9:15 am

Ca. 2005

Story by Jac Fac

Thandie Newton vs. Sarah Evans

Bad blood was evident between Newton and the 'Suds in the Bucket' country singer Sarah Evans right off the reel. The scene is Kim and Ginny's and it's another “Winners and Losers Dinner.” Thandie Newton's 'server' is LeAnn Rimes who’d been soundly thumped on and knocked cold by the up and coming Bond girl. Newton is celebrating her latest movie “Run Fat Boy Run” and is exultant clinking glasses with Sistah’s ‘Downtown’ Julie Brown and Lela Rochon.

Julie has an virtual entourage of vics taking her order for dinner and drinks. Dianne Lane, one of Julie's all time favorite knockout victims, is taking Downtown's order for an appetizer. As the service is slow, Thandie snarls at Rimes “Get with it!”

Sarah Evans is sitting at a nearby table taking in the scene and doing a slow burn. LeAnn is one of Sarah’s country singer ‘friends’ and Evans gets up to protest about Rimes treatment by Newton.

“Sit down and shut up if you know what's good for you lady,’ snaps Thandie.

“Show Me!” challenges the Missouri born and bred Evans. “I'll kick your ass any time any place.”

Thandie cooly regards the hot tempered singer. “Next month after my next shooting is over,” is Thandie's reply.

“Consider it arranged then,” says Evans as she returns to her table.

The following month at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas the boxing ring is all set as Sarah Evans, glistening with perspiration, enters the ring first. She strips off her robe and is attired in a purple thong and high heels. Thandie climbs in next and whips off her robe to gasps of oohs and aahs as she exhibits a sculpted slinky body adorned with red bikini panties. She also has heels. Elke Sommer is the ref. As they stand at mid-ring Evans and Newton are glaring at one another in an attempt to make the other drop her eyes. Evans blinks. She seems just a tad uneasy as they touch gloves.

Round One: Thandie is confidently dancing in the ring and shoots a wicked left/right combo to Evans mid-section. “You're a little soft there cornpone gal,” chides the Zimbabwe-born Thandie. Evans is enraged and does a bull charge at Thandie but the tawny skinned actress is faster and slips all of Sarah's blows while delivering several wicked head shots. “I'm showing you there you yokel aren't I?” laughs Thandie as she staggers Evans with a straight right to the chin followed by more whacks to the face that swell Sarah's eyes just before the bell sounds to end the round.

Cheryl Crow is coaching Evans. “You best cut the ring off, Sarah. She's killing you.”

Round Two: Thandie Newton is measuring Sarah Evans now. The slinky sexy legs of Newton are moving quickly and her superior boxing skills are evident. Sarah Evans is getting tagged relentlessly by the cocoa skinned Newton. The country singer is arm weary though she hasn't landed one punch of consequence on Thandie.

“Damn I AM good!” chortles Newton.

Sarah backs this up with a volley of hard body shots which make Evans bend at the waist. “Hurting you bad ain't I girl?” exclaims Newton. “It'll be over soon for you”. As she says this Thandie Newton hits Sarah Evans with an explosive right cross. Evans staggers backwards and is stumbling on rubbery legs. Sommer pushes Newton away as Sarah Evans knees buckle as she plunges forward and down on her face. The crowd is impressed with the victorious and smiling Thandie who thrusts her gloves in the air while Elke Sommer counts Sarah Evans out.

“Play that song of hers!” Newton growls to the D.J. at ringside. Sarah had counted on winning and she’d arranged to have 'Suds in the Bucket' all set and ready to go.

As the song blares through the speakers, the grinning Newton strips Evans and bind her wrists with her own skimpy garment, then proceeds to tie her to the ring ropes, leaving Sarah's naked ass raised in the air. As the music continues, Thandie keeps time by giving Sarah’s tight ass countless whacks although the senseless Sarah can't feel them - and won’t until she comes to later in her dressing room. LeAnn Rimes has her head down, softly weeping for her conquered pal.

“Thandie is my killer and hers too,” LeAnn weeps. “We gotta find someone who can beat her. But who?’