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18 January 2013 Nina Dobrev vs Megan Fox

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Posted by simguy on January 18, 2013, 9:55 am

BEFORE: Constant pushing/pouting/scrapping in prefight - hard feelings and frowns all around as girls can't be within arm's reach of one another. "Megan can't stand that I'm prettiest, and nobody cares about her anymore," Nina shrugs, as though stating the obvious. "She hates that I'm out there fighting and winning, that I'm earning my way, and that I'm awesome, while she's sort of going the Lilo route. Well sucks to be Megan, but none of that's my problem! I'm here to kick ass and take names, and one name I can't get enough of is Megan Fox. Bring her on and let's get a bytch beat!"

Fox seething...a swaggering Nina is like a dose of itching powder to proud Megan. "Someone's gotta slap this slut back into line," Megan snarls at podium. "And that someone is me. She was nice when she was a little Lilo wannabe, but now? Nobody can stand her. She's not even prettiest girl on her show, let alone the whole FCBA. Bringin' my bubble-bursting needle to this fight guys: Nina needs a reality-beating!"

Megan in dark purple bikini; long brown hair in damp ringlets; small black gloves. Nina in black lace push up; bright neon blue bikini bottoms; small black gloves; long brown hair straight/tucked behind ears. Stare-down: Fox giving siamese-cat eyes; Nina frowny-pouting up a storm.

During R1: Nina springy in her stance - pinging jabs - trying for Megan's chin via kissing right crosses. Megan showing a set, flat-footed look, then stepping out of it - walking to either side to confuse Nina. Fox hanging back early, just swatting Nina's punches out of the air, then gradually countering her...throughout a rangy middle minute, Fox takes the initiative by winning a series of brisk, tattooing exchanges - girls just hopping in, raking each other with lefts and rights, then scampering away. Down the stretch, Nina frustrated as Megan times her to perfection: every time Dobrev hops in, she's pre-empted by a stiff left jab; a batting left hook, or a feint-and-loop hesitation right that has Nina baby-steppin' in receipt.

R2: Similar action - girls still ranging-in with the legs - each showing springy stances and using the ring. Leads to stop-and-go exchanges as fighters dart in, get off, then withdraw. Megan the calmer girl in the pocket - straightening out her opening jab into Nina's mouth; beating her to the whirling right; usually out-hooking her to send Dobrev backing away.

R3: Nina calms down - still loose-kneed and relaxed, but setting down more, willing to walk Megan down patiently behind a stiff jab. Fox getting face-scrubbed - Nina chipping away on rival prettiness - her left hand punching pate; scuffing across cheekbones; pounding eyebrows. Megan circling in retreat - still firing back ferociously any time Nina steps in to exchange, but for the most part, a patient Dobrev is an effective Dobrev through 3.

R4: Megan using feints - freezing Dobrev with uncertainty - then lashing a wide, buggywhip right hand to left-side lats/leaping away before Neens can organize. Several stinging body-lashes forces Nina to be reckless...she wants those points back, but she's falling into traps as Megan waits in the pocket - takes little half-steps back, then straps Nina tasty off the counter. Megan featuring a nice, sticky jab, but head-feints and hesitation power-punches - both sweeping rights and hopped-in hooks-from-the-hip - are doing most of the damage. Bell: Nina pouting furiously - her face is scuffed, and now her ribs're pink too.

R5: Nina stepping into rigid one-twos - stiff punches, but Megan able to scoot away, circling to fresh angles that meet angry Dobrev head-on. Minute mark - flat-footed girls bobbing and head-feinting one another, then Megan starts a looping overhand right a heartbeat before Dobrev can launch a sidearm right...Foxy's small-glove wallop crashes upside Dobie's jaw and DOWN GOES NINA! Back (right) knee touches down, turning Neens to her right, then legs fail altogether, putting her on buns and elbows. Megan bats mitts together, gives a glorious grin of supremacy, prancing to neutral corner. Nina up sputtering and disappointed...OH! she wants payback, but when ref lets her go, the Dobrev legs aren't back. Megan pancaking Nina to ropes - ragdoll-jostling her, then pitching slender-limbed right hands to tummy - Meg with her left hand gripping Nina's right shoulder/bicep to stabilize. Dobrev stricken - face pinched, eyes shut tight...she's taking it to the body at bell, legs all locked up...Megan pumping in a couple extra before ref can pull her off.

During the break, Nina demoralized - corner working hard to dry her eyes, perk up her spirits. Megan hardhearted on her stool - taking on water, listening clear-eyed to instructions...Fox really on-form through 5 tonight.

R6: Hateful shutout, Megan Fox. It's all about reducing Nina now, discouraging her, breaking her down. Fox stepping in with the jab, deliberately pounding at the pretty...Nina's head snapping back from the left AND from drilling right hand follow ups when Fox leans in to paste 'em. Megan attacking up the middle, driving Nina before her...Dobrev turning at the ropes, moping to her right, trying to keep her dukes up. Nina attempts counter-attacks, but Megan's jab picking up the blitz such as it is: Nina's legs very shaky - she's not generating much explosion on her pounces. Once Nina's attacks have been sorted, Fox resumes her steady, leggy pressure - systematically working-face - small gloved, straight-punching lefts and rights scrubbing at cheeks and brows; pounding a mouse in under Nina's left eye; fattening her bottom lip. Megan punching Nina for a shutout: Dobrev fighting back tears of frustration at the bell!

R7: Nina showing heart - trying to get off first and bring the fight...Megan fresher, less damaged at this point, easily legs away from pressure, gradually bringing Nina to heel with the jab. Once Nina's sorted, Megan goes over to offence - jabbing the face in between Nina's raised mitts; lashing the buggywhip right to the flanks. Down the stretch, the buggywhip's really bothering Nina...she's cringing/wincing as it's coming in, bringing that left elbow down to block. Megan makes a cool-eyed read - jabs Nina's chest to prep; sells a buggywhip to body, but as Nina's flinching guard-down, Megan sweeps the overhand right to jaw instead! NINA GOES DOWN! Crashing wallop turns Neens to her right, pitching her rump-high to knees and elbows...she's a tragic sight trying to get to all fours, tipping onto her face instead, rolling onto her back. Nina struggles but can't get off the canvas...KO7 in convincing fashion Megan Fox!

After: Fox imperious in victory - all smiling teeth and long-lashed eyes as she celebrates in her corner...then it's over to Nina for tribute! Fox reaching in to take Dobrev by the hair near Nina's left ear...Nina yanked up off her stool all "ow-ow-ow" as Megan takes the mic from ring announcer en-route to midring. "Attention everybody," Megan addresses the audience, yanking on poor sniveling Nina. "Nina's got something to say, right Nina? Say who's prettiest."

Nina: "No!"

Megan: yanking hair: "SAY IT!"

Nina: "UHH! mumblemumblemumble prettiest"

Megan: yanking hair: "LOUDER!"

NINA: "UHHH! MEGAN'S PRETTIEST!"

Megan releases hair with her right hand, putting right arm around Nina's shoulders instead, holding blubbering Dobrev in close. Megan all grinning and cat-eyes. "There, was that so hard?"

Dobrev: miserable.