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18 January 2013 Christina Aguilera vs Demi Lovato

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Posted by simguy on January 18, 2013, 9:58 am

BEFORE: "Obviously, if you can claim against Christina or Britney, you'll make a splash in the music-fighter space," media-savvy Demi says in prefight. "Beating down Brit's a serious challenge that I'm building towards, but Christina? Honestly, I feel I should be able to pound the pudding on Aguilera and make her quit. Britney's been able to adjust her style to accommodate more weight, but Chrissy's just getting more vulnerable the older she gets. It's time for the new generation to step up, and I'm gettin' it done on Aggy!"

Aguilera not impressed...and conspiracy-minded in postfight. "Obviously Britney's behind this," Christina says at podium. "My show's better than her show; she needs to diminish me, but she doesn't want to risk an ass-kicking so she sends in Chubby Lovato instead. Whatever: it's pretty desperate. Fact is, I'm gonna hand Demi a turrible beatin' and send her back to X-factor with her tail between her legs. I'm Christina Aguilera, bytch!"

Demi with brunette locks in curly high pony with bangs; royal blue cheerleader spanky-bottoms; Sport top with white/blue horizontal bars; white mitts; black boxing shoes with white socks rolled down. Christina in blonde curls; scarlet cheerleader spanky-bottoms; white sport top; red mitts; black boxing shoes with white socks rolled down.

During R1: Ags roams counter-clockwise through 100 degrees or so, then steps in hook/right hand - stays on front (left) leg to hook at Demi's paunch. Lavato keeping hands up, standing her ground...she answers back when able - batting hooks to waist/slopping wide right hands upside Chrissy's head. Aguilera gritting teeth, answering back stubby right hands up top/hooking jug. Spirited stuff - girls standing right in front of one another, letting hands go...not a lot of defence as bodies and heads catch crowd-pleasing leather. Lovato's weight of shot gradually decisive...by round's end she has Christina's back to ropes, handing out a healthy beating to flank-rib and gut, punching Aguilera into a stooping earmuff defensive look at bell.

R2: Aguilera hops in, hooks the gut, hooks the trunks, bats an insurance hook to trunks, then gathers a sputtering Lovato up in her arms to walk Demi into ropes. From there it's blonde on brunette shove-and-slug...Aguilera reaching under Demi's arms to stack, leaning on her while plundering the belly right/left/right; pushing off on the hips to get room for hooks-on-jug. Nothing fancy - one beefy girl bodying up and beating down another at ropes...Demi spending a lot of time in sullen crossed-arm with right hand at left cheek/left in right armpit. Aguilera thumps home a loud left/right to waist at bell, then digs in an extra left hook to trunks late, bringing the ref in hot for a lecture while Demi's whining and cringing in protest.

R3: Midring, girls reach-in, struggle chest to chest while walking around in tight circles. Sweaty bump-n'-punch - girls just looking to wriggle their arms in under the other's arms, then pump her gut rights and lefts until situation reverses. Backsides shuddering as girls step around in the trenches, usually leaning/pushing on one another. Ref issuing warnings to both for incessant holding and hitting. Aguilera getting the better of the slop - really sinking in swinging left/rights to Demi's trunks-line...borderline low-blows get the ref's attention, but he's letting girls sort it out for themselves.

R4: Same again - girls mouth-on-shoulders, straining to walk each other around, getting off sloppy underneath. Nothing fancy - one girl shoveling punishment while the other girl takes - fighters beating one another's tummies and biceps as each tends to form crossed-arm fronts when absorbing. Aguilera spicing things up with clipping little right uppercuts, picking Demi's head up now and again...enough to win a close round for Aguilera.

R5: Demi wades into Christina's jugs, backing her into ropes while pumping rack. Lovato just laying-in cheek to cheek, rolling her shoulders to put a thumping hup-hup left/right barrage into Chrissy's jubblies...blonde girl mute with jug-shock, mouth open on Lovato's shoulder and AGUILERA TAKES A KNEE! Lovato delighted...Christina wincing, going to her left knee to save her breasts from Demi's hungry fists! Aggy up at 8...Lovato wades in to clean up, but catches a clouting right upside the head...she winds up stumbling into ropes as Christina reverses-field and it's blonde atop brunette, grinding away pate to pate as Ags goes left/right/left to trunks! Lovato sobbing aloud, sagging into ropes: Aguilera reaching under Demi's arms props her up, jostles her, then starts pounding that gut via short, shoving rights and lefts. Lovato grumpy in the pocket, tying up under Chrissy's arms for ref's breaks...Aguilera comes back strong from the knockdown, but it's still a Lovato 10-8!

R6: Chrissy bodies up, tummying Demi into ropes...Lovato grimacing with the effort of reaching under blonde arms to turrrrn Aguilera into ropes. Fight tumbling along aprons as girls struggle in sweaty clinches, push each other into ropes, then try to belt away until opponent gloms on again. Enough work getting done that ref's not issuing breaks - just letting the girls reverse each other into ropes and corners; hold and hit; get off sloppy. Down the stretch, Lovato able to push off and pound away with strong punching: Aguilera holding right hand at left shoulder/left across her gut - turning her left shoulder towards Demi as Lovato's bashing away to torso. Bell: Demi lost in Chrissy-hate - ref has to pull seething Lovato off as Aguilera's all wincing and slumping.

R7: Christina drifting low with hooks early - her right arm wrapping over Lovato's left while left hands beat at trunks in the grasp. Demi all "UHH-H!" cringing and anguished...Christina able to body brunette to ropes, push off on her, then belt away. Demi: wrists crossed at her breasts left-over-right; elbows in tight as she turns her right side slightly into ropes. Aguilera: stamping away with straight palm-down right/lefts on pecs/guard, beating Lovato without mercy. Demi frazzled, frowning grumpily or gasping when smote...she's just sliding to her right, looking forlorn. Christina showing her "Grrrr!" face - stepping-with, putting her back into stamping torso attack - her backside shuddering side to side when she leans into slamming right hands. Healthy, one-sided beating has Lovato wobbly-butt and shabby by the bell; Aguilera mouthbreathing, but fiery-eyed through 7!

R8: Christina helping herself to trunks via that batting, low-slung left hand; wrapping her right arm over Lovato's left, then; continuing to shove left hands to gut while walking Lovato to ropes. Demi just sick about the fouls - eyes frowning shut, lips curled back off teeth...she's getting bullied ropeside as Chrissy holds and hits. As Aguilera tires, Lovato able to slug off the ropes - pumping gut and lifting either hand into Christina's jugs. It's good competitive stuff, but not enough to take the round from Aguilera.

R9: Demi walks Christina into ropes, gets big on her: Aguilera takes a thumping. Lovato will reach her left in under Agy's right, then shovel home right-to-gut, then reach in righty-under-left to get off lefty-on-the-gut. Grunting, hard-working stuff - Demi just wrestling Aggy's defences out of the way, then beating her; Chrissy struggling just to keep her feet and offer back the odd clubbing nuisance punch. Bell: Lovato won't back off - ref has to pull her away from distressed blonde at break.

R10; Demi's hook caroms across Chrissy's right temple early...blonde girl stepping in fence-post holes as her legs give way! Lovato able to reach in/chest up/walk Christina to ropes...Demi proving big, strong and sturdy as she muscles her rival. Nothing fancy - Lovato slopping it to Aguilera, working gut and jugs in between pushing and stacking blonde ragdoll...Chrissy just slugging in spots, or trying to hold for breaks. Comes back sweaty 1pt duke...Demi Lovato!

After: Demi pumping her fist and hissing "YESS!" as her hand is raised...Aguilera all scuffed and lumpy, just staring off to one side with a pissed expression. "I knew I could muscle her," Lovato gushes in postfight. "I'm so sturdy, I mean - I'm like a Jen Love Hewitt or a..." LOVATO GOES DOWN! Wrap-around low-blow from behind drops Demi...while she's writhing on her side, hands at crotch, AGUILERA'S STOMPING AWAY TO GLORY! Christina baring her teeth - fists up at shoulder height as she puts right-foot stomps to work on Demi's rounded thigh and hip. Foxfire forces charge the ring, sending Aguilera scampering to freedom, but it's a heinous act all the same as bitter veteran won't go away quietly.