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18 January 2013 Elisha Cuthbert vs Leighton Meester

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Posted by simguy on January 18, 2013, 10:07 am

BEFORE: Leighton swaggering all through prefight - knowing the sight of her strutting drives Elisha crazy. "Minka and Elisha have been so focussed on each other, they never saw me coming," Meester grins, giving herself a happy little hug at podium. "Crushing Minka was step one, but I always intended to take Elisha next, as prelude to a Grand Campaign at bantam. I'm top fighter at Lookout - everyone in the gym knows that. After this fight, everyone in boxing will know it too!"

Elisha rolling her eyes, shaking her head in disgust...she's glad she doesn't have Leighton's nerve in a tooth! "First, NOBODY was more shocked than Leighton when she beat Minka," Elisha contends at podium. "She's such a liar! There's no 'grand plan' - she was scared to death going into that Minka fight, and as usual, Minka cocked the whole thing up. I gave Kelly one job: keep Leighton in her place. Once again, I have to clean up Minka's mess, but it's probably for the best: gyms like a clear food chain, with one Alpha on top. The sooner I put my foot down on these girls, the better off we're all gonna be!"

Lishy in midnight blue brawling bikini; small pink mitts; blonde hair loose and tangly. Leighton in silk-screened bandeau in hues of pink/mauve/white; small black gloves; brown hair in feisty dutch braid with bangs framing face.

During R1: Elisha storming out of the gates, hurling a roundhouse right into Leighton's left flank...Meester immediately legs away, spitting smoke-screen jabs. Cuthbert giving chase: Leighton feinting; offering the odd potshot hook to catch Lishy barging in; reversing direction; ducking low under blonde haymakers/rising up into tummy-to-tummy clinches for ref's breaks. Meester gives away the round, but breaks up Elisha's momentum, confusing and frustrating blonde girl who just wants to trade bombs until Leighton goes to sleep!

R2: Meester in charge with the jab early - pinpointing Lishy's forehead, then circling counterclockwise to turn Cuthbert's left flank. Elisha forming earmuff, crouching slightly forward: Leighton dips in close, plants on lead (left) leg, pops hips right and BOUNCES that whippy left hook off Lishy's trunks! Elisha groaning, bunching up hurrrrt behind her earmuff front...Meester settles in. Leighton: hands grouped at chest in ready position...she THUMPS a hook thick to midsection, getting in behind Elisha's right elbow; kisses a short right uppercut off the gaurd, catching a bit of Elisha's forehead; dips down, gets left shoulder under Elisha's guard, nudging it up and back, then; DIGS the right to gut; WHACKS hook to ribs behind right elbow. Leighton swiveling on her hips to get snappy leverage - the punches thudding home loud and awful; Elisha cringing, eyes shut tight...she's tottering forward, getting turned as Methodical Meester sidesteps-counterclockwise and stays on her girl. Wicked, compact, body-snatching licks SO systematic: best body-punching of Meester's career reduces Lishy to quivering blonde pudding on stout, curvy legs...Cuthbert all shut down, unable to get off as Leighton circles her, ripping either hand to body. Gorgeous, thumping whacks punctuated by the odd jagged right uppercut to guard, and that neat left-shoulder dip-and-push routine...Leighton in a smooth groove, taking 'Lishy apart, leaving her wobbly-butt at the bell. Cuthbert crying, hugging her ribs on her stool, complaining of the savage low-blow that started her slide...she's practically ruined by Leighton's unexpected body-dominance!

Camera catches an alarmed, obviously concerned Minka sitting on the edge of her seat during break.

R3: Leighton grinning a grin you normally only see when one girl has another girl hurt to the body...Meester steps in behind jab/sidearm chopping right to jaw that has Elisha baby-stepping to her right! Another sidearm right uptop beats Elisha off course, then Leighton steps in close, dips her left shoulder underneath to push up against Elisha's earmuff guard, nudging blonde girl off balance while exposing her tummy. Leighton chopping righty into Lishy-meat downstairs; dipping left for the angle on 'Lishy's right flank to part a hacking hook in behind blonde right elbow. Cuthbert whining, stooping forward behind her mitts, but unable to punch: Leighton triggers tight right uppercut inside, splitting Elisha's mitts/picking her face up off her gloves. Hook chunks in behind right elbow; left shoulder dips in underneath to nudge Cuthbert back a smidge; vicious, pumping right uppercut thumps gut, ejecting Elisha's mouthpiece! Cuthbert crippled, baby-stepping forward, but curvy legs won't give in...Leighton sidestepping to her right, turning Elisha midring and FEASTING on the flanks/midsection with vicious, snap-snatching body-work. Final minute, savage body-thump has Elisha helpless: tidy right uppercut picks up drowsy blonde face all eyebrows high/eyes closed/lips parted; Leighton hooks the tummy, then chops righty-to-temple, FINALLY unhinging Elisha's sturdy legs...BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Cuthbert bludgeoned onto her right hip/right hand, sitting there panting and blubbering...Oh, she's a sight, trying to get onto all fours, but falling back onto her hip, too hurt in her body to properly command her legs. That's it: Lishy can't get out of the puddle...KO3 Leighton Meester in upset fashion once again.

After: Meester a different fighter following the Minka win: much more assertive, much less random in aspect...she picked out a weakness and went to work with a vengeance on poor Elisha tonight. "When you think about it, I'm the ability of Minka combined with the willfulness of Elisha, topped off with the giant boxing brain of Leighton!" Meester gushes in postfight. "These girls were born to be my understudies, and we're gonna RULE! I've sorted out my gym; I've got my supporting cast whipped into line...there's nothing stopping us from steamrolling to another LOOKOUT title at bantam, especially with a weary champion like Eliza clinging desperately to power!"

Minka disgusted, animated as she talks with her own associates at ringside; Elisha in tears, but when they get to tweeting, both blame the other for Meester's ascendance, just as Leighton had predicted!