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18 January 2013 Nicole Scherzinger vs Laura Vandervoort

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Posted by simguy on January 18, 2013, 10:09 am

BEFORE: CRAZY weigh-in...Laura in bra and panties coming off the scales - confronting Nicole in her kimono...Scherzinger undoes the sash, revealing her own bra, panties and tummy; Laura moves in closer; Nikki pushes her forehead onto Laura's...girls are trembling with agitation, nostrils flaring, fists clenched as officials move cautiously in. BLONDE! Magazine proclaims it the greatest showdown at the scales since one of the Bell/Theron square-offs...rarely do two equal and opposite forces of such exquisite physical beauty encounter each other face to face.

"We know about Nicole," Laura says in prefight, alluding to the ill-will attendant Scherzinger/Carter. "But knowing about her doesn't prepare you for standing next to her. She's truly stunning...I'm used to intimidating other girls on the scales, but the push-back from Nicole was...I'm not used to that from other women. She's not just another exotique: she's THE exotique. I'm nervous to be fighting her, I'll admit that, but I'm excited too. Nicole's clearly the greatest trophy-brunette in boxing, and she's mine for the taking!"

Scherzinger showing a cool facade, but she too felt the special heat of her rival. "I'm used to blonde girls kneeling on the beach when I show up," Nicole reports, "but this is one blonde-girl I know would have the heart to pounce me if she got the chance. Putting Laura and me in the ring together is like splitting the atom. There's a cosmic dimension to this match up that you don't see in other pairings - even great blonde/brunette pairings. It's Laura and me in our primes, and if this isn't for 'boxing's hottest', I don't know what would be."

Laura in royal blue bikini with stylized fish-print in white from ITB3; long blonde hair straight and soft; white gloves. Nicole in leopard print bikini with ring-connection between jugs; black gloves; long black hair straight and soft. SMOULDERING stare down something like a tesla-coil demonstration at a science fair: the same air-crackling ozone effect.

During R1: Organized, disciplined Laura pivoting-left around a sticky left jab...blonde girl pre-empts brunette pounce-steps, poking Nicole into compliance. Leads to determined torso-attack - Vandikins leaning in with chopping, palm-down right hand leads between Nikki's breasts, or wide, palm-down rights smacked loud to left-side lats...Scherzinger disheartened by blonde conviction, legging away rather than engaging. Laura walking Nikki down - penetrating to chest or ribs, slugging whenever she's got Scherzinger cornered...midway through, robust Laura lefts-and-rights shake Nicole up, causing her to clinch. Down the stretch it's siege-of-Scherzinger as Nikki digs in hurt at ropes...Laura tucks her chin, wades in with a Menounos look (hands at hips) and lashes away wide to waist/hips/ribs with circular, palm-down punching motions. Scherzinger baring her teeth, slugging back via left or right uppercuts to Laura's chest and midsection...gutty brunette resistance prevents blonde finishing run, but it's Laura in top position at ropes, banging away lusty for the points in a rousing first!

R2: Scherzinger distressed, body throbbing...she's circling to her right, baring her teeth in grimace early. Laura stalking her prey, walking Nikki down, showing the best jab of her career as she steps in strong, knocks Nikki to face or chest, driving brunette before her. Middle minute, Nicole attempts to exchange off the apron: girls paste each other bumping right/lefts across mouths/chins...Laura's shaken, but Nicole recoils star-struck into ropes, looking frazzled. Cue body-attack: Laura steps in with that stamping, palm-down straight right to body; cleans up hook-across-tummy; whirls the wide palm-down right to Nikki's lats, buckling Scherzinger's knees. Nicole whining, wrapping her arms around Laura's head while laying back in ropes...Vandervoort able to palm Nikki's hips back and work the belly in the grasp, bumping-tummy hup-hup-hup until ref issues break. Laura on Nikki violence through final minute...Scherzinger panting, sliding to her right along ropes...Vandikins stepping in with the long spearing jab, or stamping straight rights, then slugging triumphant hup-hup left/rights to gut until Nikki can tie up.

R3: Laura shooting that De La Hoya jab - knocking Nikki's pate back, stunning her, driving her in retreat. Minute mark, Laura puts her back into a stamping, palm-down right to breasts that has Nikki shouting in pain: follow-on hook across the chops swivels brunette head, DROPPING NIKKI TO HER BACK! Seething blonde gazes at exotic rubble - Nikki on her back the girl-equivalent of the Taj Mahal in ruins - before stalking to neutral corner. Aching brunette climbs ropes all jittery-hurt, showing how-could-you eyes. Shaky 8, Nikki: ON COMES LAURA! Vandervoort in all her glory: teeth bared; weight on left (lead) leg as she leans forward to batter ropebound Nicole. Scherzinger stooping forward in earmuff, butt-in-ropes: she's hurt, destitute, helpless to stop the pummeling torrent. Laura unleashing hell: rights and lefts wide behind either Scherzinger elbow; chugging uppercuts up the gut, pumping tummy and breasts; clipping right uppercuts trying to split Nikki's guard; clubbing hooks bashing off head-and-shoulders as Nikki wilts on the spot. Dreadful, blanketing abuse - it's just Laura taking a tire-iron to Nicole at the ropes and eventually, curvy brunette legs just can't take it. Nikki wilting buttocks-high to knees-and-face near the bell - her eyes frowning shut/mouth open in shock. Laura: chest heaving, eyes blazing, nostrils flaring...she poured her heart and soul into Nikki but couldn't find the quit.

R4: Nicole rubbery legged, flat-footed, but grimly determined...she's engaging Laura toe-to-toe in set-piece battles all around the ring. Vandervoort mouth-breathing, looking a little over-extended...both women just picking spots to lay in and slug at a trudging pace. Laura's left uppercut skids across Nikki's sternum; Nicole's buggywhip right scolds Laura's left hip; Laura's right uppercut picks up Nikki's chin as girls lay in pate-to-pate; Nikki's swipe-across right humbles Laura's breasts, then both girls send shivers down respective legs with simultaneous left hooks in close. Grunting, digging blue-collar stuff from a couple of pampered thoroughbreds...Laura's weight of shot gives her the edge in the exchanges as she pounds out her 4th straight heat over Nicole.

R5: Nikki looking battered and bleak, but still showing form: she'll close her stance a bit, jabbing from her hip while keeping right at her chin; ease in close to nudge Laura with the chickenwinged left elbow; kiss her the cutie-pie quick right uppercut off the nudge. Laura swinging back, but Nikki being cute in the pocket - leaning onto right (back) leg to juuust evade the swipes, then leaning back in to collect a touch or two. Nicole's lowered left hand exposing her jaw, tempting Laura - but it's a trap: Scherzinger routinely slipping and rolling Laura's head punches, then collecting counters - systematically lathering blonde midsection and clouting Laura's chin. Bell: Laura with a staring, frazzled aspect...Nikki able to get work done against reduced blonde output.

R6: Nik in the relaxed, closed stance, left at her hip/right at her chin...she'll bob and weave on the spot; crowd close to bump with left shoulder or elbow; lean away onto right foot to create sneaky distance in the pocket. Laura a frustrated beauty...she's curling punches over Nikki's bobbing head, then cringing-and-grimacing as Nicole claims the body right/left. Laura frequently in tight with Nikki - blonde girl stooping forward in earmuff, crowding her foe, but Nicole being all bendy - dipping to her left for angle on Laura's torso/laying left hook licks in thick behind blonde right elbow. Nikki working Laura over like she's basting a turkey - just a patient swat-and-lick snatching of the body, punctuated by short, jagged clouts to head. All adds up...Laura's sleek, tanned legs giving shimmies down the stretch...she's starting to stagger forward into Nicole's quick-trigger punching, then getting turned as sinewy brunette sidesteps. BELL: both girls sweaty and diminished...Nikki with a quick peck-of-disrespect to groggy blonde cheek before disengaging.

R7: Nicole working out of the supple, rolling pocket - standing right in front of blonde girl, picking Laura apart. Vandervoort beach-brave, blonde-proud attacking up the middle with Gatti-esque stubborness, but getting chopped apart in the exchanges. Nicole: using the chickenwing left elbow off the back (right) foot to nudge and measure; boloing the right uppercut to the pit of blonde stomach - Laura grimacing all eyes shut tight, lips parted upon receipt. Nicole: swat-hooking Laura across the chops with a slick Ivan Robinson delivery; Blonde girl ragged as she's cuffed and swatted about. Laura battered but resilient...she's still missing Nikki's head, but thumping brunette to body with some authority - forcing Scherzinger to pivot-out and regroup. Nicole maintaining tactical advantage despite flashes of blonde firepower...she's got Laura taking and hurting through 7.

R8: Laura ignores the head, works the body, changing the fight. Nikki with elbows in/mitts at mouth as she rolls the blows: Laura bouncing either hand off sleek brunette flanks, paralyzing Scherzinger. Nicole gasping, legs locking up...she reaches to clinch, but Laura won't have it - crouching into the grasp and shoving right uppercuts deep to brunette midsection. Laura heartless, brutal - driving righty up the gut, then whacking the wide right hand around to Nikki's lats - Laura's left hand on Nicole's right shoulder, stabilizing her. Scherzinger sobbing, badly shaken, but proving a warrior-vixen: down the stretch, she ejects Laura's mouthpiece with a sudden right uppercut, then engages blonde-girl in lusty toe-to-toe. Beautiful fighters facing into torrid blows as girls just whirl away on offending jawlines...Nikki drops the round, but denies Laura's finishing attempt as both fighters stagger wobbly-butt to respective corners.

R9: Nicole exhausted, but resolute: she sets up on apron in closed stance - left foot forward/left hand at hip/right at chin. Laura pressing her attack of Nikki's left shoulder - blonde girl just simplifying things - approaching with dukes-at-cheeks, pawing the jab, then lashing the body wide, strapping right/lefts. Scherzinger groaning as blonde girl pounds ribcage, but answering slick: Nikki's screened right uppercut to chin, or swinging bolo right uppercut to belly both landing to great effect: Laura fighting with a how-could-you grimace, visibly wearing down as she attempts to reduce Nikki's pocket. Nicole gradually imposing will...to her slick counter right-uppercuts, she's adding the dip-and-rip left hook behind Laura's right elbow - frequently buckling Vandervoort's knees and preventing Laura from getting off. Bell: girls panting, open-mouthed, glassy-eyed, but it's Nicole looking Laura over like the boss as blonde girl slouches to Foxfire corner.

R10: Laura jab-jabbing; deploying wide right loud to left flank, then HOOKING NIKKI'S CHIN! Crashing blast to point of chin cracks back Nicole's head, unhinges her knees and has her sputtering early. LAURA GOES ALL-IN! Blonde girl baring fangs, sweeping away big, lusty lefts and rights - missing over the top as ragged Nikki staggers around, desperate to avoid being clocked. Laura huffing and puffing, chasing Nicole in staggering pursuit, but blonde girl can't find the off-switch...minute mark sees Laura blunder forward into a shoving right hand deep to belly and VANDERVOORT STOPS PUNCHING! Laura sobbing, bunched forward dukes-at-cheeks...she's punched herself out and Nikki goes over to offence! Scherzinger whining in exhaustion herself, still badly frazzled from wallop, but digging at her blonde: right hand atop Laura's head as Nicole reaches the left hook wide to waist, fitting in behind Laura's right elbow. Other side much the same: Nikki arching her back, hoisting the right up and in, looking to make Laura quit to the body. Blonde girl on autopilot, staggering forward ashen-faced in shock...Nikki retreating in good order, walking Vandikins into lashing harm. Down the stretch, Scherzinger mouth-breathing, spent...she starts fielding clouting hooks-on-chin as Laura fights back...Nikki reaching in to clinch, cuddling up to run the clock. Comes back UD10 Laura Vandervoort in heartpounding fashion.

After: Side by side, Laura's hand raised: blonde girl breaks down into wracking sobs of jubilation as brunette stares glassily into the middle distance. Nicole winning second half of the fight convincingly, but unable to make up the stagger of Laura's bombastic knockdowns...blonde girl able to ride her power to victory over supple exotique. "I'm going to savour this win for the rest of my career," Laura says in postfight - lovely face all touched up by Nicole's clever mitts. "You don't SEE women as beautiful as Nicole, let alone get the chance to compete with them...I really feel like she brought out the best in me like no one else can. It's a thrill, a real thrill to have claimed against her."