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18 January 2013 Catherine Zeta Jones vs Jennifer Lawrence

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Posted by simguy on January 18, 2013, 10:17 am

BEFORE: On-again/off-again fight back on, now that CZJ needs to fight in support of her new movie...Lawrence has some fun with the rumours: "Yeah, Catherine was pretty damn quiet after my date with Lopez," Jennifer grins, recalling the lopsided hammering that ended the in-ring career of Jlo. "Glad to see she's found some gumption, because really, I think we all realize she's a more dangerous fighter overall than Lopez. Hitting and toughness is about equal, but Zeta Jones is ring-crafty like few others. I'm gonna have to be extra-vigilant fighting her, and I'm looking forward to the test!"

Jones refusing to acknowledge rumours she had backed away from the fight following the sack of Lopez. "It is now more imperative than ever that Lawrence be brought to heel," Catherine insists in prefight. "That was ever the plan, and it remains so. There are many demands on the schedule of a star of my magnitude, but rest assured, reducing Jennifer has been one of my top priorities. Nothing she did against Lopez impresses me, nor will it be of use to her in this contest. I am altogether a different creature than Jlo: deadlier and more effective. Have no fear: Lawrence will suffer at my hand." Part of the "Lawrence suffering" bit? Abbie Cornish added to the Zeta Jones training camp - Ms. Cornish none too happy about Jen's rise to prominence, considering their head-to-head record and Academy associations...Cornish giving Jen baleful looks throughout pre-fight conferences.

Bright blue bikini for Jen; small white gloves; blonde hair in ponytail with big bangs framing face. Jones in yellow twist-tie bikini top/scarlett bottoms; small red mitts; shoulder-length black hair in loose body-curls.

During R1: Jones: jab jug; reach left hand to grab Jen's right bicep; chop in short-righty to chin; tie up for ref's break. Takes Jen a minute to adjust, but she gradually finds her way. Receipt-jabs to jug hamper Jones' approach; Jen getting HER left hand onto Catherine's right shoulder, impeding the righty chin-chop; JEN attempting to chin-chop righty as girls fall-in. Sloppy, tummy-to-tummy hold and hit ensues: Lawrence walking Catherine around in the clinch; shrugging free of Jones' clutches; beating at the Jones breadbasket while laying in mouth on shoulder. Bell: Jones grumpy, outworked on the inside; Lawrence upbeat/business-like.

R2: Jones staying with the punch-n'-clutch motif, but going about it differently. She'll step in left jab to jug, then slide back, inducing Jen forward...as Lawrence cooperates, Catherine feeds her the swiping left hook off the back (right) foot; ducks down under blonde receipt; comes up into belly-to-belly clinch. Jones crafty - touching to vex; creating space; walking Jen into a counter; tying her up. Lawrence unhurt, but bogging down: Jones playing puppet-mistress in the second.

R3: Grim, grinding fare as women work at close quarters. Fighters angling-up with left sides edging forward; left hands look to jab, then grab at the opposing right arm; right hands are held back, delivering short, chopping shots to chin/jugs/waist in hard-working encounters. Sweaty stuff - lots of grindin'-and-gruntin' inside - fighters frequently cheek to cheek and breathing in one another's exhaust. Down the stretch, Jen's sturdy buns/curvy legs break the stalemate...she's walking Catherine to ropes, getting the extra shot in during the tussles, forcing Jones to clinch/hang on for breaks. Catherine flushed at the bell, sexy forelock across her right eye...she's getting roughed up through 3.

R4: Same again - Jones initiating a waltzing battle of attrition, fighting chest to chest with Jennifer, holding and hitting with curvy Kentuckian. Catherine able to compete with cutey-pie moves inside: pushing behind Jen's elbow to turn her; bobbing on the spot to get underneath, then shoulder-bumping Lawrence off-line, but down the stretch, youth-and-strength prevail. It's Jen bodying CAtherine to ropes, pushing off and beating her some serious thump to body as Jones covers up/takes it thick to bell. Announcers call it during the break: "Catherine's wearing down...that Jen Lawrence is strong as a bull!"

R5: Girls fighting in that angled clinch...Jen unable to secure a grip on Catherine's right arm: Zeta Jones with a short, jagged right uppercut to chin in tight buckles Jen's knees; hacking right to ear has Jen sputtering in the grasp...Catherine's left hand controlling Jen's bicep while Zeta J's getting off righty! Another tidy right uppercut inside; short-chopping right to left eye; extra right uppercut...Jen's stumbling out of orbit, pushed into ropes by Jones. Minute mark: LOW BLOW JONES! Catherine shielding the ref with her back, hooks Kentucky trunks; crowds close to put a right hand in there; finishes up with an insurance hook to trunks and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Lawrence sobbing on her haunches, knees apart, hands at crotch/forehead on the mat...AND THE REF'S COUNTING! Jones getting away with heinous fouls as crowd rains down boos...Jen struggles off the mat in visible agony, face pinched in grimace for her 8. ON COMES CZJ! Jones waved back in...crippled blonde girl sits into ropes, forms the tightest earmuff she can, stooping forward while keeping elbows in tight to ribs. Cue bombardment: Jones hard-hearted, cold-eyed; RIPPING left hooks in behind blonde right elbow; knuckle-pushing Jen's shoulders to stabilize; SHOVELING home the right to waist. Lefts and rights - thick and sumptuous...Catherine Zeta Jones in a strong, wide stance, popping her hips into her body shots, ripping into Jen with plenty of back and legs behind the blows. OH THE THUMP! Jones working up slick back-sweat from her effort; jugs sloshing side to side from the big-rippin' body blows; mitts thudding sick into Kentucky beef and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Jen battered to hands-and-elbows, forehead on canvas...she's a devastated vixen as a SEETHING Zeta J steps back all hot and satisfied while a standing Abbie Cornish hoots and claps at ringside. REF WAVING HIS ARMS since the bell is ringing...Lawrence' corner rushing to her aid, administering emergency repairs during the break.

R6: Jen battered and forlorn, but rallying: she's off her stool grim-faced and determined. Jones a little arm-weary from beating Jen's torso like a bag of meat: Catherine elects to angle-in and tie up. Lawrence walks Jones to ropes early, struggling with Catherine's brawny-armed clinches...Jones holding the kid behind the head; tying up behind the elbows; hugging up around the waist. Constant effort for Jen to writhe free and stay busy - she's always pulling Catherine's wrists down; reaching under Catherine's arms to chest-stack and push-off; palming hips or ribs, pushing for room. Lawrence getting off thick and bruising inside; cuffing Catherine's spoiled paunch with either mitt; throwing the left shoulder into Catherine's tits, or just pounding right/left forearms into jug, especially when Jones has Jen tied up around the shoulders/back. Catherine mouth-breathing, anguished: she's avoiding any big slobberknocking hits, but it's 3 minutes of constant grinding Jen Lawrence pressure...blonde girl just crawling into Catherine's swimsuit and giving her hell bell to bell.

R7: Jones a tired beauty at this point - roaming to her right in closed-stance, left hand at hip, right cocked at chin. Catherine's circular movement effective...she's got Jen following, then jumping in sans-a-jab: Jones able to potshot blonde-girl on approach; tie up/retreat into ropes for ref's breaks. Jen a little too angry, gets herself gobbled up and smothered as Catherine bamboozles precious second-half points.

R8: Jones' mouthbreathing, showing her fatigue...she voluntarily goes to ropes, digging in at apron, walking Jen in, going to war inside. Lawrence giving Catherine "Blonde Avenger" eyes: Jen just pushin' and a-punchin', starting to administer the kind of beating that broke Lopez. Women leaning forward, bumping pate; hands in loose crossed-arm formation with right at left shoulder/left under right elbow; left shoulders sorting out offending tits, then THUMP-THUMP! body shots flow underneath. Bruising, digging, methodical fare...both women keying on opposing paunch; both smiting and swatting jug via compact swipes; both clipping the right uppercut to chin in close. Toe to toe it's Jen...Catherine feeding the blonde girl all she can eat, but Lawrence just won't back off. BELL: Jennifer just abusing Catherine's biceps/pecs with swatting side to side clout. Blonde girl wearing brawler's pout; blonde forelocks obscuring her eyes...she's seething when ref pushes her back.

R9: Same again: Catherine's legs too shot to give her options...she digs in at apron, sagging her butt back into ropes for support, laying in and trading with younger vixen. Brutal mouth-on-shoulder fare - just short, clipping, hacking blows either way - fighters getting backs into vicious chops. Short right uppercuts routinely pick up either girl's face: eyes puffy/lips parted. SHORTER right uppercuts punish sulking jugs - the girls just kneading in the work. Cuffing swats from either hand claim paunch, or chop in behind opposing elbows...torsos of both combatants throbbing from punishment. But head to head grind gradually favours Jen. Down the stretch, she keys on Catherine's biceps, numbing Jones' rounded arms with flat-knuckle bashing in close. Helpless, Catherine forms rigid face-in-gloves and Lawrence squares away, THUMPING hooks and right hands to flanks/waist with succulent leverage. Bell: Lawrence panting hot, pushing off Catherine all "I'm big"...Jones bleak, disheveled, sagging in ropes.

R10: Grim attrition continues, Lawrence on Zeta Jones at ropes. Girls dipping torsos side to side to get hacking shots onto one another - each keeping her elbows in tight on delivery. Writhing clinches bog down either fighter, but action never completely stops...ref just a spectator, letting the girls wallow in one another. End of second minute, Catherine a short right uppercut inside clips Jen's chin...seems routine until Lawrence's legs give a shimmy and BLONDE GIRL HURT! Jones panting - exhausted but sensing opportunity: she swipe-hooks Jen's trunks, bunching blonde girl into strong brunette arms, and reverses Lawrence into ropes. CUE SLOPPY BEATDOWN! Jen weepy/sleepy, sitting in ropes...Jone's left hand curls around Jen's right tricep, slumping her forward for PUMPING right forearms to rack! Jones baring her teeth, going jug with a SHUMP! SHUMP! SHUMP! rhythm, getting her back and buns into the act. Lawrence bleak, lips parted as she gurgles in receipt...curvy legs hold her up as Jones pounds away to glory on Oscar Nominated jugs. Bell: long delay as cards are tallied...crafty CATHERINE ZETA JONES brawls her way back to a draw!

After: Immediate aftermath, Jennifer telling her people she wants overtime: Zeta Jones simply leaving the ring, refusing to even acknowledge Jen's challenge as brunette accepts the draw. CZJ leaving Cornish to conduct rear-guard actions in the ring...Abbie getting in Jen's face, engaging in shouting match that nearly goes hot until officials intervene.

"Obviously I'm disappointed," a sweaty, banged up Jen Lawrence says in postfight, taped hands on hips as she does in-ring standup. "She's every bit as cheap and crafty as advertised...treated my trunks like her own personal playground there at times. Thanks ref! You called a hell of a fight tonight - next time, why not just phone it in - why even be in the ring if you're not going to do anything? Anyway...not gonna lie - she hit me hard - she's still got a decent right hand, but I felt like I'd worn away the best of her. She was ready to go, but what can I say? She's cheap, she's crafty, and she's a survivor. She did what she had to do, to survive against a young lioness."