BOXING ON THE BEACH

Posted by Simguy on 4/9/2006, 9:43 am.

Before: Krista moving down market to get some rounds--original opponent Angelica Bridges shelved as “too risky”--Anderson available, more lucrative and easier bout--Allen’s a happy vixen. “I’m the best fighter to ever come out Baywatch,” states Krista simply. “Pam never wanted this fight--did everything she could to avoid me, but it’s on now and I guess we’ll answer a lot of the questions people have had ever since the show ended.” Anderson bristling at the notion that Krista’s the crème de la crème from ‘watch. “I’ll kick her heinie,” says Pam “very square inch of it. And I’ve never ducked anyone in my whole career--which more than I can say for Krista. Red bikini, tie side bottoms, navy blue bikini from Miller lie ad--Pam, Standard ring, beach n’ bleachers set up outdoors, Southern California.

During R1: Ram the aggressor as always--stepping forward, pawing the right to load up the hook, back with the hard right and soon she’s brawling lusty. Allen backing away--bigger girl fighting small as Kris uses the ring, tries to jab some sense into Anderson. Pam walking in, pitching bombs--she’s easy pretty for sharp shooting Kris, Final minute--Allen fades a biting left/right from Pam, then drops in a thunderbolt right hand on the button--Anderson’s chin bashed down to her chest, spindly legs stamping hurt on the spot. Krista with that smirking, superior grin, wheels away without pressing the issue--takes points without taking risks to finish.

R2: Pam shakes it off, goes right back at it and she NAILS Kris an early clubbing right, following up with stroking lefts and rights tidy on the chin--Allen falling back in disarray, hit’s the ropes in shock. Bigger girl again looking harried--Pam tearing into Kris with fact-front smash mouth tactics, churning her fists, trying for chin. Krista gritting her teeth, hunkering down--it’s a Pam Anderson type brawl; at the ropes as Allen looks to smoke hooks to midriff off the block--Pam bashing away on the guard up top in hopes of scoring more chin. Anderson not as wild as some think--she’s a little wide, but she’s keeping her elbows in, getting torque ion the punches and she’s got her feet under her--good balance and a compact lather. Choosier Allen proves ultimately more effective--she’s blocking, then hooking tummy, wearing smaller girl down and in the final minute--body shots stiffens Pam, shuts her down--Allen curls her favourite punch--the zesty left uppercut--off available blonde chin and SITS PAM DOWN! Anderson in stupor, fluttery-eyed for 8--this time Allen takes what’s hers. Kris muscling in, getting big for the first time, spreading Pam out at the ropes then HOOKING those world class jugs with no respect. Krista belting away with left, right hand tight to her cheek as twists into rakig shots--poor Pammy shook up and knock-kneed at the bell.

R3: Pam out syrong AGAIN--refusing to be the small woman in this match up--she just plows forward, churning her opunches, missing some, but getting to the chin often enough to fluster Allen--brunette bailing out and even running at times. Crowd booing as Krista gets tactical--brunette trying to use the ring, set Pam up the jab--beach crowd impatient with the stick and move. Anderson patient--ever stalking and walking her opponent down and the final minute--Pam rocks Kris a stroking right along the jaw to drape brunette ropeside. Anderson squaring up, goes jug with every ounce of blonde pride in her sinewy body--drawing a sob of pain from a shocked and distraught Krista Allen. Allen shipping shellack up to and after the bell--ref has to pull wiry veteran off her trembling foe.

R4: pam racking up points! Kris classy--maybe in an FCBA ring she’d be winning these rounds, but beach judges less sophisticated. Allen fighting scared, minimizing the torrid exchanges, getting booed. Pam not landing those walloping loefts and rights much, but coming forward, making the fight and drawing laughs as she tants her girl to stand and fight.

R5: More defense out of Allen, but also some stand-and-deliver--Krista stung by the crowd and Pam’s antics, choosing to duke it out in spots. Lusty, heartfelt stuff--both girls standing and ripping it up, Allen diligently dipping and digging a rising left up into Pam’s midsection, trying to tire out the older vixen. Pam grunting on impact, but holding her ground--she’s all about belting Allen’s jaw whenever it’s open. Good stuff--Pam throwing more, Allen landing a better percentage, placing her shots--call it a draw.

R6: Kris still trying to be cute--fighting in spots, but too much time legging around the ring, throwing the jab short, avoiding rather than initiating contact. Pam not doing a good job of cutting off the ring, but judges see her coming forward and seeking battle,. Some titty-scrub late as girls plant and pound each other with raucous jug mug--crowd standing and saluting the effort.

R7: More stick and move from Allen, then heart-pounding trading sessions--it’s not non-stop action, but when they come together, they’re doing business in there. Allen with the right at her cheek, slipping and blocking, then hooking that midsection with gut-busting leverage--Anderson moved by these shots, but willing herself to shake them off. Pam bashing away, just sheer persistence eventually getting through as rights and lefts pelt head and shoulders on Kris. Another hard to score stanza--Pam so combative--Kris picking her shots, trying to be the professional.

R8: Krista starting to punish Pam with the jab--laying it I straight and rigid, falling off the left t turn the blonde midring, Pam’s most difficult round thus far--she’s unable to close and get off with her licking barrages--Krista’s chin out of danger for the most part. Allen chipping away--spotting her stick into the body, onto the face, saving the sharp, straight right hand for thrusts to Pam’s jugs from outside, but Kris won’t hang around for extended exchanges. Good pining stuff from Allen, Pam lumping up from the accurate work, but Anderson getting all the whistles and cheers as she exhorts the crowd at the bell.

R9: Kris stands and fights early--just doesn’t have the stomach for pitch-and-catch like Pam does. Anderson actually getting the worst of the brawl as Allen lays chopping right hands on chin and staggers the blonde to her right, but it’s Krista eventually circling away and using the ring, looking like she can’t handle the heat. Allen not beach-savvy as she should be--Pam able to steal a round just by being brave, resolute--Anderson bluffs out points and earns more applause at the bell.

R10: Krista nickel and diming, nibbling when she should be going hard, and where’s that devastating, slashing lead left uppercut? Pam in great condition, coming forward, chugging lefts and rights--she’s happy to belt shoulders and hips when she can’t find chin or tits--and crowd appreciates the effort. Allen more selective, stepping to spots and walking Pam into pretty hesitation rights and fade-away check hooks, but there doesn’t seem to be the commitment--Kris working the clock like a pro--Anderson going for the KO like a fan-favourite. Allen coasting to the bell, too classy to be caught, but she’s flabbergasted by the decision: UD10 Pam Anderson.

After: Pam gets a beach call--all shiny from punishment, grinning and waving to the crowd--blonde stings` her Baywatch rival with a hard working, brawling dime. Allen throwing a tantrum in her corner--she can’t believe she got undressed by Pam, but Kris only has herself to blame. Anderson wobbly butt in the first, dropped in the second--blonde ready to go and brunette didn’t want to take any chances. Tha‘;s no way to win a beach fight.

Reposted by Archer 2/9/13.